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M,

You should totally get a job writing spam emails. See, for example:

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Originally Posted by Subject: RE: Notice

A cargo bay behind an eggplant reads a magazine, and some diskette negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a worldly fairy.
For example, a mating ritual indicates that a demon conquers a plaintiff behind a cloud formation.

vs.

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Originally Posted by merasmag

is he getting divorced AGAIN??? lol-if baffert starts trolling here i'm outtie-and gotta go soon anyways-bears super bowl champs shirts are ready and BEAUTIFUL!!! will start selling tomorrow night...tonite, gotta get rid of what i have to get 100 of em

Six and one half dozen of the other if you ask me....

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer

M,

You should totally get a job writing spam emails. See, for example:

vs.

Six and one half dozen of the other if you ask me....

:D
too funny, and a very good observation.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

This was one of the funniest posts I've read in awhile.

thank you thank you i'm here all week.

i feel gracious that pillowpants didn't beat me to it!

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer

thank you thank you i'm here all week.

i feel gracious that pillowpants didn't beat me to it!

comedy central call yet? that was funny, thanks!