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Antitrust32 01-07-2011 03:38 PM

good day my fellow dope heads. have a fine weekend. never take candy from strangers....





and






GO EAGLES!!

Coach Pants 01-07-2011 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 740747)
Hey!!!!! I'm going to have a meltdown now, you didn't say if you liked the feathers I found for you!!!! I'm going to cry and cry and cry!!!!



clyde 01-07-2011 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 740744)
Well he might as well sleep on the floor because he's been beaten like one of Michael Vick's dogs.

What ever you feel gains you victory.





It sure wasn't football last year.

clyde 01-07-2011 05:06 PM

The Center of the Universe here...has returned.



The FOFs will ,too.

Let's see..they now number,I think 7.I think that's right.

The lovers now number.......................well maybe it's not legion.


But they are there ,somewhere...there.

Coach Pants 01-07-2011 05:10 PM




All he needs is a lone star coffee mug and a look of utter desperation and hopelessness.

clyde 01-07-2011 05:14 PM

Coach...I think you are one of those now in desperation.



Of course,I'm lying..and I'm wrong.

Just to preempt the FOFs

Coach Pants 01-07-2011 05:18 PM

If any screenwriter is reading this thread the Arletta-Morty-Franny love triangle would make an excellent Crazy Heart parody.

Call it Crazy Old Fart. Cast Zombie Leslie Nielsen as Morty, Priscilla Presley as Arletta, and Zombie Madeline Kahn as Franny.

clyde 01-07-2011 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 740779)
If any screenwriter is reading this thread the Arletta-Morty-Franny love triangle would make an excellent Crazy Heart parody.

Call it Crazy Old Fart. Cast Zombie Leslie Nielsen as Morty, Priscilla Presley as Arletta, and Zombie Madeline Kahn as Franny.

And you as Al Sharpton.

Coach Pants 01-07-2011 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 740781)
And you as Al Sharpton.

Jimmy Hoffa guest stars as your bed.

clyde 01-07-2011 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 740782)
Jimmy Hoffa guest stars as your bed.

Gee..maybe I should have said Earl Scheib.


Gosh I'm so sorry.

clyde 01-07-2011 05:44 PM

Yow...a few minutes of peace.

Alan would like to make the FOFs mad:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvsVSWB4TI&NR=1

Rudeboyelvis 01-07-2011 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 740786)
Yow...a few minutes of peace.

Alan would like to make the FOFs mad:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvsVSWB4TI&NR=1

dunno what a FOF is, but that was beautiful.

For the record your pic looks a whole lot more like Estelle Getty than the Crypt Keeper. No worries, still got ur back

clyde 01-07-2011 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 740789)
dunno what a FOF is, but that was beautiful.

For the record your pic looks a whole lot more like Estelle Getty than the Crypt Keeper. No worries, still got ur back

Gee thanks.



Really, with rear guards like you ..what vapid fence post needs arrows?

clyde 01-07-2011 06:16 PM

Back latah for the night assault.

Rudeboyelvis 01-07-2011 06:34 PM

yeah. your sardonic inferences "rear guarding" mah ratha small gray mattah have not been lost on me at least in your latest fall from grace.

I would submit that your veiled attempt to juxtapose this particular analogy puts the role of "vapid fence post" squarely on yo lameooo asssss....


It's sad really.... the thought of a feeble, old SSI dreg cooking generic mac and cheese over a hotplate in a sh1thole tenement....attempting to match wits on tha Interweb with the likes of Franny, Coach, and Hossy.... And getting his ass handed to him each time...


Pretty goddamnn depressing really....It's not like after all your town has been through, it deserves you repping it.

I can certainly see why Hossy almost felt sorry fer ya.... And why he's taken it easy on you so far.




Sometimes ya jus' gotta know when ta quit

Rudeboyelvis 01-07-2011 07:01 PM

i dink u voork ina call centurr in Mumbai nd ur screwing off insted of upselling products n helpvul sirvaaces!!!

I vill repot u!!!!

clyde 01-07-2011 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 740804)
yeah. your sardonic inferences "rear guarding" mah ratha small gray mattah have not been lost on me at least in your latest fall from grace.

I would submit that your veiled attempt to juxtapose this particular analogy puts the role of "vapid fence post" squarely on yo lameooo asssss....


It's sad really.... the thought of a feeble, old SSI dreg cooking generic mac and cheese over a hotplate in a sh1thole tenement....attempting to match wits on tha Interweb with the likes of Franny, Coach, and Hossy.... And getting his ass handed to him each time...


Pretty goddamnn depressing really....It's not like after all your town has been through, it deserves you repping it.

I can certainly see why Hossy almost felt sorry fer ya.... And why he's taken it easy on you so far.




Sometimes ya jus' gotta know when ta quit


Too long and too hop skotchy to convince anyone not a FOF..



Worse luck next time.

clyde 01-07-2011 07:41 PM

SportyFans...something tells me the words here of the FOF,like Uncly's carefull missteps, once again belie their deep.


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