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notyep59 05-28-2008 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I will say this; I do think I'm a lot better at it than you.


OK?

at being a computer idiot?? no doubt!

Mortimer 05-28-2008 03:34 PM

No...at this.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 03:36 PM

Or did I miss your Serling like derby super?

notyep59 05-28-2008 03:36 PM

my goal is to one day have a posse come to my rescue when i duel you in computer idiocy. i sit here now wondering when yours will show up.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 03:37 PM

Don't look now...but I think you're winning.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 03:38 PM

I better stop before Coach insults me with that hideous O'Riley clip.

notyep59 05-28-2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Or did I miss your Serling like derby super?

ha! i guess if it was in the "smart" threads, you did. need i say more?

notyep59 05-28-2008 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
So driving to work this morning and for those that know Higgins Road in Schaumburg, there is a stretch through some woods where you go pretty fast. I got pulled over by a sheriff saying I was going 64 in a 45. Now, I would almost guarantee I was probably going faster then that, but the guy was like "I have to give you a ticket but I will give you a court diversion slip" So I automatically am thinking that he doesn't want to go to court. When he comes back with the ticket, I ask "Can I please see the radar gun" he says "It is already cleared". I say "Ok" and that is that. Now, there is NO WAY that he got me on the gun given he was going the other way down Higgins, and there is no way that he could have paced me because he was going the other way?

Anyone know if there is a protocol in radar gun clearing? I am going to contest it and go to court, not only will he probably not show up, but after that I think I have a decent case.


good luck with the ticket, scav. my advice would be to plead guilty and try to get traffic school. no big deal for a young guy like yourself. and i apologize for being a small part af the hijacking of this thread, but it is fun messing with the legend that is mortimer.

TheSpyder 05-28-2008 04:27 PM

Notyep69 Post Posse:
Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
my goal is to one day have a posse come to my rescue when i duel you in computer idiocy. i sit here now wondering when yours will show up.


notyep59 05-28-2008 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Notyep69 Post Posse:

spyder, what are you doing with this picture of a guy in bondage? is this how morty's posse rolls? i've now got this picture of the village people clogging down the street to do me in. please, no more pictures like that.

Storm Cadet 05-28-2008 05:32 PM

Scavs...say hello to these other recent Ohio speeding ticket offenders! I got a ticket years ago as I was crossing the PA/Ohio border on my way to Jacobs Field :D


jwkniska 05-28-2008 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
So driving to work this morning and for those that know Higgins Road in Schaumburg, there is a stretch through some woods where you go pretty fast. I got pulled over by a sheriff saying I was going 64 in a 45. Now, I would almost guarantee I was probably going faster then that, but the guy was like "I have to give you a ticket but I will give you a court diversion slip" So I automatically am thinking that he doesn't want to go to court. When he comes back with the ticket, I ask "Can I please see the radar gun" he says "It is already cleared". I say "Ok" and that is that. Now, there is NO WAY that he got me on the gun given he was going the other way down Higgins, and there is no way that he could have paced me because he was going the other way?

Anyone know if there is a protocol in radar gun clearing? I am going to contest it and go to court, not only will he probably not show up, but after that I think I have a decent case.

If he doesn't show up, then probably the only reason he gave one to you anyway is that he was 'under quota' for the month on them. Good luck with it (and it's weird that you're not going across from AP, that you've got to go to Skokie)..... and also glad I wasn't driving there today.... the flow of traffic along there's normally at least 60.

paisjpq 05-28-2008 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by philcski
I'm with Morty on this one. Why bother? If you think he actually got you on the low side don't fight it.

I got a ticket in California a couple months ago going 89 in a 65, when in fact I was probably going over 100. In California if you're going 25+ they can put you in jail immediately. I said thank you sir have a nice day and paid it.

in case you didn't know, they can do that in KY too.....for future reference;)

Mortimer 05-28-2008 07:55 PM

Thank you,Ms. Parker.


Perhaps sometime you can relate to us some of your deadly confrontations with state patrolmen and your hemline.










( nyuk-nyuk-nyuk )

Danzig 05-28-2008 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by philcski
Just kick the cop in the balls and drive off next time. Cheaper than going to court for it.

i would recommend against following this advice. :D

Mortimer 05-28-2008 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
i would recommend against following this advice. :D


Oh I'm sure you have a more patrolmen friendly method....yup.

Ah do.

Danzig 05-28-2008 08:07 PM

just show some cleavage, works for me.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
just show some cleavage, works for me.


Are you sure???

Danzig 05-28-2008 08:46 PM

no, i was just kidding. i try real hard not to get pulled over, generally set cruise at 9 above the posted limit on highways.
haven't gotten a ticket in 13 years, so i guess it works. that and luck.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
no, i was just kidding. i try real hard not to get pulled over, generally set cruise at 9 above the posted limit on highways.
haven't gotten a ticket in 13 years, so i guess it works. that and luck.


Good for you---it wouldn't work anyway.


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