And tell me what a physics teacher does...exactly.



How do you phys?

I guess the Gardener had to go back and tend to his cumquats.

Anyone else?

Will that be all?




If there is no one else...I will jump in Challenged 1 and head back home.


I'll give you one minute.

Well that was more than a minute.





Perhaps the TrueSwine here can now relax by attacking me en masse ....knowing they now don't have to mind their yellow streaks.

Testosterone levels up Morton?

Paid Steve to remove a thread... and you came to figure this out how?

In Physics we look at physical phenomena and try to describe them using math. And I find it quite freaky that humans have become so good at this, and that the world behaves so cleanly as to be described very accurately using math. I find this very freaky. I am also very interested in the way people try to model the world about them in order to understand it. Some of the models kids come up with are quite novel, but terribly inaccurate in describing what appears to be happening. I like sharing my fascination with nature with open minded people (kids most of the time). Teach some JC classes but older folks have a really hard time. Once those logic pathways get burned in... very tough. But I admire their curious nature anyway.

So whats up Morton, your mom did not breast feed you... why not? The amount of attention you require is Seattle to the 6/e power (thats a little over Seattle squared). I was thinking this was physically impossible. Wrong again I was.

*snickers*

Who the hell cares one way or the other besides people you might try to rile?

Make a note in your diary Morton.
Jealous? Or just lonely...
There are numerous TV shows for this kind of drivel.
You poor sad little child.

On a message board. Honest to Pete ya poor fella.
Dont go making me feel sorry for you. It appears you
might be more than a little off. I got this empathetic side.
Dont make me feel sorry for your sad mini world.

Hurl an insult immediately before I succumb.

Rumor has it Morty welched on a bet with a DT'er. Git 'em!!

LIE!







Thebby has me locked up in a 7 foot by 7 foot cage in her shed.







I'm only permitted a slice of bread and a cup of water twice a day.







She does however allow me the use of an old laptop and bought me a 3 month membership to BangBus.









She also gives me one sponge bath per week.









I have been made to be her creature.

Fixed that for ya.

The infection has spread.
Its not to be stopped.
I will notify the world Health Organization.

God help us...

So you confess to having the Discreet Cat tightie whities?

I wear them proudly.

matching socks and tee???

you little piglet....your punishment for squealing.....no sexy sponge baths anymore!

OH, the humanity!!

lol
he may be more upset if he lost bangbus....not quite sure what that is, but i'm imagining i don't really wanna know!:eek: