"Drive for show...Putt for Dough"......I couldn't line-up a putt with Klieg lights!

Golfers don't lie;)

only when their mouth is moving....

Funny as hell when I tell people I am a 14 or so handicap. What? Man, I have been a 5 handicap for 2 decades. Then, said 5 handicap golfer hits a 100 yard slice into a tree on the first tee, slams his club into the ground and blames some noise.

I love it. Love the game so much man, really do. Oh yeah Kev, if I had a dollar for every time someone told me they hit their drives 300 yards plus every time I would own many Grade 1 T-Breds.

I miss the good old days of 54 holes a day. Now its tough to get in 36.

Last year, I played Blackthorn Golf Club in South Bend, and we're moving good. Back 9, it slows down a little, then bang log jam on 16. None of us can see it from 15, because the 16th is a short Par 3 with multiple tee boxes hidden in the woods. Culprit a ND GOLFER that was recorded to be working on his 6th hour ahead. When told by Marshalls to speed up his play, the kid answered with 'it will mess up my game.'

<smack> <smack> <smack>

.....and these guys boasting are still hitting off the white tees!