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Cajungator26 07-11-2007 01:42 PM

I wollaws. Do you, Morty?

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I wollaws. Do you, Morty?

Well no.



But that's very interesting.....very good.


OOOOOOOOOO




But don't start at the end......take me through the steps.

Here....you have it right in front of you.




Now what do you do?

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Do I have to say Sumonelovesyou is an innocuous frog?


That she will be lucky to be standing up at the end?


That she is perhaps the biggest donkeybred in the history of racing???


take that back jerk face!

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
take that back jerk face!

NO.





She's a steroid popping goat.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:47 PM

Is that it Cajun??

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 01:49 PM

You have to take that halo of your head bad boy

I GIVE UP


That is you today Mr Horny Morty


Edit : I made a great stick figure of Morty with a Boner and it got all messed up when posted!

DRAT!

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:49 PM

And you are all going to lose all of your moan-ay.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
You have to take that halo of your head bad boy

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=8>-----\|
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That is you today Mr Horny Morty


What the fucl< is that????




Go back to be UnclyTrust..





..you have fizzled.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:51 PM

You have failed fairly miserably as well...Cajun.






Maybe UnclyTrust made you shy...but you still failed.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
You have to take that halo of your head bad boy

| \ /-----
=8>-----\|
| \-----



That is you today Mr Horny Morty


Edit : I made a great stick figure of Morty with a Boner and it got all messed up when posted!

DRAT!


Holy smokes.


Well I guess so!

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:54 PM

Thebby..just get this over with.


I want to be darted for life.






Please...I would appreciate it.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:58 PM

I would hope everyone drops the sexual innuendo for the future because obvioulsy none of you know what to do....because you have very little experience.



So let's not act grown up and well knowing...because you aren't.









Your donkey horse is going to be embarrassed today as well.

Payson Dave 07-11-2007 01:58 PM

Morty, It would appear that you may be suffering from the blue pill side effect that they warn about in the commercials....it has been more than four hours and you did not get medical attention now did you... perhaps the gray matter between your ears is lacking adequate blood flow...

If you really want to be darted then just go and dart yourself...just ask yourself one question... do you feel lucky?...well do ya?

Mortimer 07-11-2007 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Morty, It would appear that you may be suffering from the blue pill side effect that they warn about in the commercials....it has been more than four hours and you did not get medical attention now did you... perhaps the gray matter between your ears is lacking adequate blood flow...

If you really want to be darted then just go and dart yourself...just ask yourself one question... do you feel lucky?...well do ya?


Oh that was good,Dave.




OOOOOOOOO



If I am disallowed entrance the temptation to observe rookies going doo-dah over a donkey would be removed.



Are you happy now?

Mortimer 07-11-2007 02:06 PM

I guess I'm immotral.



I am pretty doggone disappointed.








If I am alowed entry when I return to see the result of Someonepullme's pitiful display of racing ....it will get MUCH worse.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Attachment 452



That is you today Morty! Bad Boy!


Not big enough....rookie.

Buffymommy 07-11-2007 02:10 PM

Do you want me to say it Morty? I really don't wish too since I promised Steve, I would be good and play nice with you. :D

Anti and I will dub you "Horny Morty" and let your insults go about how we know nothing. You just wish we would show you. :eek:

Buffymommy 07-11-2007 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32


Ya forgot to put in his hands!

Mortimer 07-11-2007 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Ridiculous.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Do you want me to say it Morty? I really don't wish too since I promised Steve, I would be good and play nice with you. :D

Anti and I will dub you "Horny Morty" and let your insults go about how we know nothing. You just wish we would show you. :eek:

Well you can't so what's the point?


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