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Mortimer 05-27-2008 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
oh yeah, full D's.

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thud

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
That's when the MainCourse personality takes over.








Boo-bee size,ma'am...boo-bee size.

I do not teach...that is how I occasionally can post during weekdays.

horseofcourse 05-27-2008 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Leaching people who "work" for any government body should be shown the way out....immediately.





And sent to Mexico....see how they like it.


uh-ohh. I will not pursue this one!!

:D :D

Mortimer 05-27-2008 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:D

Hand salute ma'am.

rule-eng un ze flour!!

Mortimer 05-27-2008 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse
I do not teach...that is how I occasionally can post during weekdays.

Aw...I was only funnin' ya.





HoseDarden never says Uncly.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 02:42 PM

Anyone have anything else?






If not...I'll later post how you can verify you are dead.

The frozen and the stupid----sorry. Can't help ya.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 02:45 PM

Ah weeshed ah was a hot dog.






Ah'd eat me!

Antitrust32 05-27-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:D

Hand salute ma'am.


why thank you, and yes they are 100% all naturalle

Mortimer 05-27-2008 02:52 PM

Call the Federal Dept. of Records...Dead Div.





Here is a sample call you may follow:



========================
ringy-dingy



Hello...FDOR....DD.



Hi!




Come on ...whaddaya want?




Oh...I wish to see if I am dead.





OK...full name...spell it out.






Well......OK.

My name is HoseDarden....spelled O-U-T.






God...wait a minute.








Yup ...yer dead.







Thank you so much.



==================


It's juuuust that easy!

Antitrust32 05-27-2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ah weeshed ah was a hot dog.






Ah'd eat me!


I would too!!!

Does that make me fat?

Mortimer 05-27-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I would too!!!

Does that make me fat?

NO!!


It means you have excellent taste!






Or I do.

Ah dunno.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 04:02 PM

ALL MANAGERIAL TYPES ARE YER TRAILER TRASH.






Discuss.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 05:10 PM

Mr. DardenGarden......






...please do not hesititate to stop by for your evening flogging.

pgardn 05-27-2008 05:51 PM

I have returned.
Fire away.
All welcome.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 06:34 PM

Hi.






You have big ears.

pgardn 05-27-2008 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hi.

You have big ears.

Yes I do.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 09:27 PM

Mine are pretty.

pgardn 05-27-2008 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Mine are pretty.

Mine are just big.
Work well in releasing heat.


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