Apparently Indian Barley was smoking a fat one last night...

The amish must grow some good shiat. :D

I've seen the Amish at the OTB. I think they had a buggy racing. You know they are all nymphos

btw... Ihave listened to the music and my ears are ringing all the time. It is not fun

:(

still don't know why there is 11 pages of nonsense. I post something about horse racing and get zero replies.

"if a cheated man's a loser and a cheater never wins...."

:D :D don't ya just hate that...the injustice of it all...:D Sometimes ya just can't take life soooo seriously

This is the thread that never ends.:D












OR............





We're trapped in the "Twilight Zone"!:eek:

I just like to think it's The Never Ending Threadski.


Time for more Cyber Adornments for Mortimer.


Who will start it off?





Sightless......


.....what about you darling?

Now ya know that is gonna piss off her boyfriend...:p

No worry....Hossy likes me.







Oh geez...did Diaper know about him??

I was wrong about this being the "Twilight Zone". It's more like a soap opera. I think I need a script to follow this.:D





P.S. Nice to see you back Morty!:)

I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience

[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope as **** and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool,takin a **** in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
**** the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

[Chorus]

As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day

Very good. My mother used to watch "As The World Turns" when I was a kid. All I remember was someone named "Lisa" who always seemed to be getting into trouble. Is that soap still on?

I'm pretty sure it is, although I don't watch soaps. Well, maybe I shouldn't say that... I guess some people classify Grey's Anatomy as a nighttime soap opera, but oh well. :o

Entirely too knid,ma'am.






I came back to hide.





It may be safe for me now to come out.







Do ya like running...Deb?

Amish soap operas???

Yikes!

"As the Buggy Spins"

I'm hoping she has good strong thighs.


But I have to go to my retreat now anyways.






I will return,God willing, much later....but I will return noentheless.

I will admit I used to watch "General Hospital" back in the Luke and Laura heydays. I think that was late 70's, early 80's. Haven't watched a soap opera since then. Now if I happen to be home during the daytime, I'm more apt to switch on an old "I Love Lucy" rerun!:D

I'm more of a hiker than a runner. My left knee isn't what it used to be.:(

I just noticed your new location Morty. Combined with the running question, I can only assume you've robbed a bank.:eek:

Then I take it your bod is in fine,supple condition?




And I have not robbed a bank for quite sometime now. Although considering Thebby's rather gluttonous attitude....I may have to start again.

The length of dead time waiting for the answer is not real promising.

Anyone else?

Anyone else at all?








Sightless.....what about you ...ma'am?

Hi Morty.

O=:>

my body is in great condition for consuming lots of beer

Sorry. I'm painting my bathroom while watching the races from Ascot.


I like to think I'm in good shape. At least my doctor says so.:)


Perhaps you need to put Thebby on a budget.:D

Hello Miss Cajunousanator....mekin' copies.



Please...although I'm quite flattered......my image is a copyrighted work. Please do not fail to do so in the future or you will be killed.



I hope you are well.

I imagine you with a constant suds condition upon your pate.



I would think you have a label around your trunk area somewhere.

ror!!!

So you saw my fine 'copywork' over on the other forum, eh? They didn't like it very much, I'm afraid.

I did not.

What forum would this be in?

I did not know you were so friendly with your doctor....but sounds good to me.







Your condition....not your doctors hanky panky.







Yes...uh...Thebby.

Thebby/budget............................................ ....it don't work.

CityLights...

Your taste in women tends to run rather expensive huh?
Guess you'll have to continue your life of crime then.

You posted it....there!!?

It's much more like their taste in fine men runs very expensive.

My accoutant says dump her.





So does my attorney.

























So dose my DOCTOR!

Oops.

I will not tolerate a budget...either you can afford it or you can't...

do I have to look elsewhere?

Ah....my little flower petal.


Please..it was just friendly joking. Of course you are still on a no limit restraint.I sent you a brand new bushel basket of money yesterday.....to be delivered before one today by stretch limo.


Go out and buy yourself something really nice.

I would guess they stoned it.

Way to go girl!:D

gracias, my pet:)

What about your therapist?????:D