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rockhardtenfan 06-14-2006 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George
By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.

I wear an earing too man. The chicks dig it.

Independent George 06-14-2006 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan
I wear an earing too man. The chicks dig it.


You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.

rockhardtenfan 06-14-2006 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George
You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.

That's one suave look but it's not for me.

rockhardtenfan 06-15-2006 01:49 PM

Real men get mistyeyed watching this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX9S...bilia%2Ecom%2F

Happy T 06-18-2006 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George
You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.


I find long hair to be a huge turn on! I'm a puddle at your feet :p

Independent George 06-18-2006 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy T
I find long hair to be a huge turn on! I'm a puddle at your feet :p


Oh, I also got a tattoo.
So tell me about yourself; maybe we can hook up.

I don't need you to be a "puddle"; just as long as your gorgeous; sexy; intelligent; kind; caring and with a great sense of humor.

Happy T 06-18-2006 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George
Oh, I also got a tattoo.
So tell me about yourself; maybe we can hook up.

I don't need you to be a "puddle"; just as long as your gorgeous; sexy; intelligent; kind; caring and with a great sense of humor.


I don't know about tattoos', those are kinda scary, I mean didn't that hurt?!! Ewww

Independent George 06-18-2006 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy T
I don't know about tattoos', those are kinda scary, I mean didn't that hurt?!! Ewww

Mine's not scary...........it's a picture of Ernie and Bert.
It only hurts if you're sober.

I see you're from California. That's too bad...........I don't get along well with girls from the Golden State. I guess it's a culture thing.

rockhardtenfan 06-27-2006 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George
Mine's not scary...........it's a picture of Ernie and Bert.
It only hurts if you're sober.

I see you're from California. That's too bad...........I don't get along well with girls from the Golden State. I guess it's a culture thing.

Dude I aint never heard anyone say Ernie's name first. That's trip.

ForestofWonders 06-30-2006 12:02 AM

How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf

flowing tail 06-30-2006 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ForestofWonders
How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf

I would tell her to go find some other guy cuz i'm outta here no way am i gonna be seen tightly gripping a pink rhinestone-studded satin cluch with feathers sticking out of it. Think how it would damage my credibility among other dudes.


Then again you might get a nice lay for such a selfless looking action

Suffolk Shippers 06-30-2006 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ForestofWonders
How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf

I do that and when I go home, I remind her, I held your purse in public and many of my male counterparts saw that. Can usually get a quick hummer for it if Im playing my cards right and the I look like I felt like less of a man for doing it :cool:

FLOWING TAIL---YOU'RE THE MAN

Independent George 06-30-2006 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ForestofWonders
How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf


Sometimes they do that so that you'll open it and take a peek and see what kind of birth control she's using.This way, when you find her diaphragm, it means she's telling you that you can spend the night.

If there's nothing in there, or you find a dildo or something, then you're going home with the newspaper.

Suffolk Shippers 06-30-2006 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Independent George
Sometimes they do that so that you'll open it and take a peek and see what kind of birth control she's using.This way, when you find her diaphragm, it means she's telling you that you can spend the night.

If there's nothing in there, or you find a dildo or something, then you're going home with the newspaper.

couldnt agree more

foggyfan 06-30-2006 09:31 PM

Oh. My. God. Reminde me never to aska guy to hold my purse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flowing tail 06-30-2006 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers
I do that and when I go home, I remind her, I held your purse in public and many of my male counterparts saw that. Can usually get a quick hummer for it if Im playing my cards right and the I look like I felt like less of a man for doing it :cool:

FLOWING TAIL---YOU'RE THE MAN

A hummer... i like that.

Dude you really are a man after my own heart, how can we market this to make money

Lastkidpickedingymclass 06-30-2006 11:53 PM

hey foggyfan -

can i hold your purse? :)

Suffolk Shippers 07-01-2006 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by flowing tail
A hummer... i like that.

Dude you really are a man after my own heart, how can we market this to make money

I think making money is a solid idea. Maybe write a book? Make a movie?

flowing tail 07-01-2006 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers
I think making money is a solid idea. Maybe write a book? Make a movie?

I already have the idea of a book deal in the works. You could write some of the chapters and we'll share ideas. I really think this has a fighting chance. Ain't capitalism grand?


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