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Balletto 10-09-2006 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
She's unbelievably hot.

Almost as hot as this lil half cuban/half midget girl I know. :D

Coach Pants 10-09-2006 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Balletto
Almost as hot as this lil half cuban/half midget girl I know. :D

I'd like to be her crotch troll. I need the work. :D

Downthestretch55 10-09-2006 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
And i'm going to show you who I am..




I'm all man, baby. Mm hhhmm

Pillow Poop,
Last time I saw someone with that look on their face was during a severe waiting time...after about nineteen exlaxes.
It wasn't pretty.
Try prunes.
We'll all get out of the way.

Balletto 10-09-2006 05:05 PM

Jennifer MANiston. I dont see the draw with her AT ALL! Angelina-Charlize-Alessandra!

Balletto 10-09-2006 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Pillow Poop,
Last time I saw someone with that look on their face was during a severe waiting time...after about nineteen exlaxes.
It wasn't pretty.
Try prunes.
We'll all get out of the way.

:eek: Now thats gross!

Danzig 10-09-2006 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Balletto
UGH! You're so cut-off! Here I was thinking me and you were going to start a family in Saratoga Springs but not now! You've crossed the line for the last time, Mr. Zig! Done!


LMAO!!!
OMG... you think i'm a guy?! damn, what will tony say?!

Balletto 10-09-2006 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig188
LMAO!!!
OMG... you think i'm a guy?! damn, what will tony say?!

Well if it wasnt you last night... CAJUN!

Coach Pants 10-09-2006 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Pillow Poop,
Last time I saw someone with that look on their face was during a severe waiting time...after about nineteen exlaxes.
It wasn't pretty.
Try prunes.
We'll all get out of the way.

All I need is some french fried potaters mmmhmmm.

kentuckyrosesinmay 10-09-2006 05:07 PM

Angelina is a beautiful woman, and no, I'm not a lesbian.

Brad Pitt is as good looking as they come. Hot, on fire. Hey, we don't have a sizzle emoticon. LOL:D

Cajungator26 10-09-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Angelina is a beautiful woman, and no, I'm not a lesbian.

Brad Pitt is as good looking as they come. Hot, on fire. Hey, we don't have a sizzle emoticon. LOL:D

I just don't see it with Brad... not my type at all. :eek:

Danzig 10-09-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kentuckyrosesinmay
Angelina is a beautiful woman, and no, I'm not a lesbian.

Brad Pitt is as good looking as they come. Hot, on fire. Hey, we don't have a sizzle emoticon. LOL:D

now things got that much yukkier. sorry guys, those two don't do it for me at all. but at least she's moved on from her bro!

Balletto 10-09-2006 05:08 PM

See, Brad does nothing for me. Maybe its because i've seen those playgirl pictures of him. :rolleyes:

Coach Pants 10-09-2006 05:09 PM

Jessica Alba is the hottest woman on the planet.














oh. mmmhhhmm

Downthestretch55 10-09-2006 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
All I need is some french fried potaters mmmhmmm.

Depends on where you put 'em...take the cork out first.

Balletto 10-09-2006 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Depends on where you put 'em...take the cork out first.

:eek: ........

Coach Pants 10-09-2006 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Depends on where you put 'em...take the cork out first.

Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree

Balletto 10-09-2006 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Jessica Alba is the hottest woman on the planet.














oh. mmmhhhmm

OOOOH Wanna know whats funny??!! On myheritage.com they have this celebrity face profiler thing... it matches your features to that of celebs... and show's you the percentage you have in common... i just did mine... imma try to figure out how to post it.

Downthestretch55 10-09-2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree

Cans?

geesh!
I'll see if I can cruise around and find ya some "road kill".
Goes good with spinich, foxy lettuce and carrot juice.
Ya really need it bad.

Coach Pants 10-09-2006 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Balletto
OOOOH Wanna know whats funny??!! On myheritage.com they have this celebrity face profiler thing... it matches your features to that of celebs... and show's you the percentage you have in common... i just did mine... imma try to figure out how to post it.

I'm doing mine now. It's taking a long time. Hope it doesn't come back with Steve Buscemi.

Balletto 10-09-2006 05:22 PM

Here's mine!

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/photo.p...&view=restored

Me and Jessica Alba... who'da thunk it! lol


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