oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.

I resemble that remark:o

lol

i have a hands free kit--but then i get funny looks, people think i'm talking to myself!

but a few months ago a co-worker had a lady run a red light right into his path, and he hit her--he was right on top of her...she died the next day. sure enough, on the phone.

Howdy.




Just a quick post toastie here.


Oh wait a minute.


A surprise shake down is happening.


Phooey on those blow job hacks.







BufferinMommy.....





....LOVE the note you left dahling.




Maybe you'll make me a nice .44 magnum cake?

Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.

My weapon is true only to Thebby.

Tell Mrs. Smith& Wesson I think they're just adorable.




A-HAHAHAHAHA

Note to myself:

Almost cracked a smile over Morty's previous post. Don't let it happen again.

Note to self:

Make sure to teach all the DTers how to booty clap...

note to myself: blow morte' a kiss good morning...tell him it's safe, i couldn't find any arsenic.

Felt pressure on lips...like warm ,south breeze.



Now feel wobbly...


...uh-oh.










thud

guess i haven't lost my touch.

Can't wait for that southern delivery!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEvdTNNPd04


Everyone watch and learn... :D

There's place for her at the CheapWhsikeyDancers Bar.

That's my Dad!!! :eek:

I'm not that sick, Baba! Jesus!

I'm from Orlando... that's more north than south. LOL :p

note to myself: remind morte' that 'serious' threads should not be cluttered up with useless baiting posts...esp. when one has a dedicated thread.