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Mortimer 04-15-2007 07:34 PM

A little too quick on the comeback.

And too good.





There goes my day.

paisjpq 04-15-2007 07:37 PM

have you been bad?

Mortimer 04-15-2007 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
have you been bad?

Absolutely not.


I even complimented Eddabee Abby.

paisjpq 04-15-2007 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Absolutely not.


I even complimented Eddabee Abby.

I saw that...you sure it was a compliment?

paisjpq 04-15-2007 07:42 PM

pssst....mort?


lets let the dead rest in peas K?

Mortimer 04-15-2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I saw that...you sure it was a compliment?

It really was...I hope she soon understands my good intentions.

Mortimer 04-15-2007 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
pssst....mort?


lets let the dead rest in peas K?


=;>

Mortimer 04-16-2007 08:51 AM

K-DERBY ALERT



I write this every year.

I'm not the only one who has done so.



Horseys jsut past 3 years old...lightly raced anymore...in the biggest sporting event under 2mins. and 10 secs. in the USA. Racing against a mass of other horseys which make the track look like an 1880's parking lot.Trainers and onwers trying to get their horseys psychotic for the Big One...doing the same to the jockeys. I would guess the horseys take this pressure better than the jockeys.Over 100,000 People in the stands on benzedrene and other mind altering drugs ( more so with the team of 5000 prognosticaters....and even more so with a few of the horseys))....more cameras than a reality show....18-20 hosreys in the starting gate...the bell rings and the squamish is on.










And you fools are going to try and pick the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!??

Downthestretch55 04-16-2007 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
K-DERBY ALERT



I write this every year.

I'm not the only one who has done so.



Horseys jsut past 3 years old...lightly raced anymore...in the biggest sporting event under 2mins. and 10 secs. in the USA. Racing against a mass of other horseys which make the track look like an 1880's parking lot.Trainers and onwers trying to get their horseys psychotic for the Big One...doing the same to the jockeys. I would guess the horseys take this pressure better than the jockeys.Over 100,000 People in the stands on benzedrene and other mind altering drugs ( more so with the team of 5000 prognosticaters....and even more so with a few of the horseys))....more cameras than a reality show....18-20 hosreys in the starting gate...the bell rings and the squamish is on.

RAZZLE DAZZLE








And you fools are going to try and pick the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!??

Razzzle DaaaaaaZZZZZZZZle

Mortimer 04-16-2007 09:55 AM

You have trusted the wrong guy......

STEVIE!!!!!

j/k

I forget how I got here already....

And then <poof> I was gone.

P.S. I was serious about that last part.

paisjpq 04-16-2007 09:57 AM

jesus...I know I'm in for it now...

Mortimer 04-16-2007 10:03 AM

STEVIE!!!!!!!!!!





rule-neg un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!

Mortimer 04-16-2007 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
jesus...I know I'm in for it now...

FR&L-A!!!!!!

paisjpq 04-16-2007 10:04 AM

it's great that now you look especially insane laughing at yourself;)

Mortimer 04-16-2007 10:06 AM

Uh ...weeeelll....


...I mean if ya can't laugh at yourself ...ya know....




...who can you??

=;>

Mortimer 04-17-2007 02:03 PM

tum-tee-tum-tee-tum....











...blech.

Fairly boring here right now.








I feel a Bill Dullest attack coming on.



Perhaps tonight.

I still think von Windbag has invaded.

I enjoy reading all the derby frenzy going on.







No I don't.

paisjpq 04-17-2007 02:04 PM

cheer up mort...only like 10 more weeks of triple crown stuff....

Mortimer 04-17-2007 02:12 PM

Yes.







I may opt for hernia implantation.

paisjpq 04-17-2007 05:13 PM

toss up between that and a lobotomy.


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