Confucious say--Cheating on husband reaps small reward

Blue Eyes say - cheating on husband is like getting cake and eating it too (unless it's Dixie.)
My husband is a business man that stays on the road 3 weeks out of the month. You don't think he strays? I have proof. We have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy (unless he comes home early.)
I enjoy being courted by trainers. I could tell you some great stories about some great trainers, but not only do I have the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, I have the "I don't kiss and tell" policy;) . BTW, Dixie wasn't one of those "great" trainers.:p

The policy is admirable, not sure about the cake and eating it too, but I'd love you to break out a little slice on this Dixie---everyone is talking about him--who wouldn't be curious ???

Hmph. What if your husband's "reward" is in fact smaller than the other guy's?

Who is Fupeg? I'm confused!!!!!!!!! I'm not a mommy at all, although if I find the right man I hope to be a mommy soomeday!!!!!

I was referring to the specific incident. Generally speaking, that may or may not be a problem . Depends on the husband . Personally speaking, I am not a size queen . But there are limits.

What kind of "slice" are you looking for? For starters, he sucked as a horse trainer. He stinks at poker, losing money I loaned him. His "assistant" says he has "catlike movements". Well, I'd sures hell liked to have seen them. He was about the most clueless, clumsey man I have ever had in my bed. Again, thank goodness my husband came home when he did. I'm more use to 6+inches and not the 3 inches Dixie was going to give.;)

Oh, darling, I am a "size queen". There's one particular big winning trainer that is hung like a horse that I particularly enjoyed.;)

3 inches is a crumb. Pathetic. The rest sounds like a piece of stale tout pie to me. Clumsy in soooooo gauche, no ??

Oh, honey, he was certainly PATHETIC. It reminded me of a turtle barely poking his head out. I just couldn't do it.

GAG . You just made me spit my Brie and Carr's cracker all over my down comforter, dry-clean only, you witch. My fault, I asked for the blow by blow. We better can this, but it certainly WAS enlightening, dearie.

Sorry for the crackers and the comforter. How did you know I was a witch?

I hate to be rude, but how does all of this relate to Lost In The Fog pictures???????

Takes one to know one ---I am a white witch, though.

Sorry, we got sidetracked. I must admit, though I am not much of a photographer, that LTF definitely has the look . That lightning blaze emblematic of his speed does it for me .

Perhaps, but he has hindquarters the size of an overweight prostitute.

Well hello there!!! Are you new here??? Me too!!! Do you like Skittles??? i don't but it seems very in right now so since you're new too go on and tell us what color you like best and also if you're a Foggy Fan or not!!! Of course you are!!!

What is a size queen??? Do you get to wear a crown??? My eyes are brown, do ya think that should have been my user name????? I messed up!!! :(

Skittles gave me gingivitis in my later years.

Youth. So rather than "my miss storm cat" you'd have been "brown crown size queen?"

silly. It just means that she is a little overweight. Some guys like a woman with a little meat. I dont know...if i keep eating skittles, i might be a size queen too. Nothing is wrong with that though.

Is that the green stuff they give you with sushi????? I cry in fish restaurants!!!!! Shall i retell the story?????

No thank you very much kind sir i like my name the way it is cause she's fast and bad!!!!!

So what you are saying is there is no crown????? Maybe we could get together and make one for the little turtle!!!!!

BB...as long as he leaves his girl Sunday at home!

Are you a "Greedy" witch?:eek:

Or perhaps Censorship in drag...again.:p

Sorry Foggyfan, I sometimes fall off the beaten path. My apologies.

Oh wow, me too. I have a great herb garden growing right now and Halloween is my favorite holiday. How about you?

Why would call me greedy? I am one of the most unselfish people you would want to meet. Just because I occassionally seek companionship from another man besides my husband doesn't make me greedy. I don't mess around with other womens husbands. I prefer single men. I am a very giving person and the word greedy would never be in someones vocabulary if they were discribing me. What did I do to you to make you call me greedy?
BTW, what is censorship in drag? I have never thought a drag queen could be "censored", if you know what I mean.

Howdy there, Bold.:)

This format here looks very good.

The Belmont beat me good last weekend. Didn't have Jazil on top in anything !

I think that Bernardini could have bounced from his Preakness, run backwards, and given them a head start and still won for fun. SNS would have been in with a good chance, too.

(back into character)

In my 80 years of following the sport(even though I'm only 67), I have NEVER seen SUCH an anticlimactic Belmont.

I could have run fast ENOUGH to hit THE board in that one. What a bunch of MORONS !

Don't worry....they play THE national anthem EVERY day. Live to fight ANOTHER day and MANAGE your MONEY . Those ARE the keys to success. Follow THOSE rules, and you CAN live like me.;)

Yeah, Halloween is mine too . I can actually NOT dress up . This year I may try something novel--ideas I got from here !!! Maybe I can come as a bitter divorcee or an old harpy hag . Any ideas on clothes ???

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