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AeWingnut

07-15-2007 09:07 PM

AeWingnut

07-15-2007 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Not with all bands.

Besides Pat Benatar , who else are you keeping up with? I have around 1,000 CDs. If I like a band I get ALL of their CDs

http://www.myspace.com/mustasch

Cajungator26

07-15-2007 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

so young girls will want to be my friend :rolleyes:

seriously, I had all kinds of video, pic and links with a stupid blog

I only got something like

"porn star girl wants to be added as your friend"

I guess those porn stars don't want anything to do with me. :eek:

Antitrust32

07-16-2007 09:54 AM

I am "friends" with Belladonna and Taylor Rain!!

SentToStud

07-16-2007 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept

I've commented very little on the Morty Phenomenon. I'll simply say that I believe having him here, while not 100% pleasureable, is more a positive than a negative. I understand why people can find his 'performance art' annoying and a distraction, and I was in that camp initially myself.

However, his musings, if you take the time to read them and follow them, are genuinely smart and funny and frequently hysterical. I'm not trying to insult those that don't "get it" saying this. There isn't anything 'to get'... He is an agent provocateur here and most often defuses more than incites. But as an agitator, I understand that some are turned off. But most miss him when he goes on his frequent 'walkabouts' or would really miss him if he left.

There's room for nearly any type of Internet denizen here, and though he does go over the top, generally he is 100% harmless and contributes to the atmosphere of manic frivolity that pervades the Forum.

Thankfully, I am relieved I wasn't missing something.

Like anything else you take enjoyment or gain from, there are usually inconveniences or a modest price to pay. For me he fits in there though I can see how others would feel less or more generous in their sentiments. I'll trade the inconvenience for the many genuinely nice people I've met through DT who share an important interest of mine.

In a lot of neighborhoods there's one dog who is allowed to chase cars. Some of the neighbors dislike it. Some do look on, if only to be witness to the day the dog succeeds.

Mortimer

07-16-2007 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud

You mistake the doggie for The Tiger.

A potentially fatal boo-boo.

But you will never realize this because The Tiger strikes as the viper.....SPISSSSSSSSSSSS!!

So fast you don't even know you have been the prey.

And....as with all my prey.....

....I don't not chew.

I merely kill it and move on.

Mortimer

07-16-2007 11:02 AM

A word of further warning..BentMyPud.

You have been judged weak...senile.....wobbley.

The Predator knows these signs.

The eyes open wide...the ears pick up.

The unmistaken smell of fear permeates the wilderness.

Cha-Ching! signs appear in the eyes of The Predator.

And then the strike to the throat you will never feel.

You grace the table of the vulture.

For I do not chew my prey...( ahm dyin' ovah heah!!)...

...I merely kill it and move on.

I cannot stress this enough.

Buffymommy

07-16-2007 11:06 AM

Be nice morty! I like S2S. He is a fellow Floridian.

Don't make me pull out the wire hanger. :p

Seriously, I can't believe this thread is still going...

Mortimer

07-16-2007 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Be nice morty! I like S2S. He is a fellow Floridian.

Don't make me pull out the wire hanger. :p

Seriously, I can't believe this thread is still going...

ror!

Then it was you who bent his pud.

This thread will always go because there are those who hate me and they must let the world know of this demon eating within them.

But I do promise my apparent existence here is numbered in short hours.

I will be at the service of those who do need me...in a secretive way....and Your Nosiness will never know it.

Now replace those D's so DaddyDearest may quiver back to life.

Mortimer

07-16-2007 04:52 PM

As the hands of the clock meet again tonight...

...we here never again shall.

Please adorn me now.

For tomorrow brings no more.

Mortimer

07-16-2007 04:52 PM

As the hands of the clock meet again tonight...

...we here never again shall.

Please adorn me now.

For tomorrow brings no more.

Rileyoriley

07-16-2007 06:49 PM

I have the tinsel!!!!! Let the adorning begin!

Mortimer

07-16-2007 07:52 PM

Too kind...but I'm going to look pretty sorry with just tinsel.

I was hoping for a candy cane decerator and some electronic genuises to stop by as well.

Phooey.

Rileyoriley

07-16-2007 07:56 PM

Ok, I'll pull out the Christmas lights but you have to untangle them.:)

Mortimer

07-16-2007 07:58 PM

Ma'am...did you ever try and untangle tree lights with feather hands?

It just don't work.

Rileyoriley

07-16-2007 08:00 PM

Perhaps Scissorhands could help..........

Never mind. Scratch that. I'll untangle them.

Mortimer

07-16-2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Perhaps Scissorhands could help..........

Never mind. Scratch that. I'll untangle them.

ror!!

Scissorshands is a fool!

AeWingnut

07-16-2007 08:06 PM

Thebby goes for a ride

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police.

Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

Rileyoriley

07-16-2007 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

So that's where crop circles come from.......Thebby!:D

AeWingnut

07-16-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

So that's where crop circles come from.......Thebby!:D

I think that is a cop circle

:rolleyes:

Rileyoriley

07-16-2007 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

I think that is a cop circle

:rolleyes:

LMAO!:D

Mortimer

07-17-2007 09:12 AM

..boo-hoo...cry-cry....I miss me so much already.......

Mortimer

07-17-2007 09:14 AM

...how could I do this to me?.....sob,cry,sob....

Mortimer

07-17-2007 09:17 AM

..why if I ever see me again.........oh what's the use.....this is terrible...

I don't want to live.

I do not want to live.

Mortimer

07-17-2007 09:25 AM

..God knows I've tried....I tried to be what everyone wanted...I was their friend......I was their ear...I was their confidant..........I was their very bad man.....I was their object of affection.....

...but now look at me......I have been used up and tossed into the trash can like a crinkled up 5x8 card........and I have left me....

...and nowhere to go because no one wants me.....

.....oh sob,cry....HONK! .....sob-sob...cry-cry....

paisjpq

07-17-2007 09:27 AM

pull yourself together Morty....there's no whining at Derby Trail:rolleyes:

Mortimer

07-17-2007 09:30 AM

...even Thebby now mocks me....

....this is truly the end.......I cannot sink any deeper.....

...I cannot go on without me.....

Mortimer

07-17-2007 09:35 AM

..even %$#@! doesn't want me.......more rejection....I have left me and no one wants me....

...deeper into the abyss I sink.......knowing what the end brings,but not knowing where the end is......

...I am so full of woe...no one knows woe as I know woe....

....woe is mah a s s.......

Rileyoriley

07-17-2007 07:26 PM

Listen to Thebby. Whining is very unbecoming behavior for a distinguished duster such as yourself.

Mortimer

07-17-2007 07:42 PM

Thank you...I have come to your...I mean my senses.

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