No you are right. I would never sneak out the window w/ a classy type such as yourself anyway.

So we will have fancy breakfast after.

Dude u are smooth.

I agree! :p

Hi there!!!!!

That is oh so very nice that you agree but this is a song thread so is it too much trouble if you compose a song?????

Thanks!!!!!

Wow are you ever suave Mr. FlowTee!!!!!

CHOO CHOO!!!!! There's a train comin!!!!!

Well MMSC you sure do take your purty time and disappear on me a lot. But maybe you are worth the wait while you are in the clinic?

I dunno but it sounds like we need to pick a time and meet you at the louisville motel 6 okay?

Well my morning is just miserable because I feel guilty on two accounts. First of all I realized I forgot to write a song for one of my very favorite people here Mr. Brockguy!!! The guilt!!! The guilt!!!!!! So I come to this thread and now the guilt is twofold cause no one else is writing songs and it's like i am interrupting and I'm in the way and going off topic and maybe everyone will get mad and hate me!!!!! Well I need to do something about this endless guilt before i become suicidal but in the meantime i need to pay homage to a really nice guy!!!!! Do you like Pink Floyd Brockguy because this is in the tune of Comfortably Numb which i think maybe I want played at my funeral but haven't quite decided yet because the only definite thing is i want to be buried with a picture of Powerscourt winning the Million (even though he really won it twice) and one of Ace standing around looking cute that i took at the BC!!!!! You have to imagine the echo and the Roger Waters scream and David Gilmour guitar solo, etc.

Brockguy...
The Derby is tomorrow
No one else here seems to care at all
tell me who you like

Curragh...
Wish that I were there now
having a Guinness with you
Okay, a popsicle too

Fallon...
Glad he's riding Dylan
Maybe we can play
horsie and jock someday!

There is no split, no banana
No fudgsicle (TM:D ), my mouth is empty
These thoughts are only coming through in waves
My lips move but there's nothing to put in them

When I wrote that thread i was listening
to U2 and feeling blue
Now people are posting stuff bout clams
and tacos but i can't cause I'm not gay
that is not how I am.
Myyyyyyyyy tongue likes to swirl,
I'm a popsicle girl.:p

Okay
just let me grab your (CENSORED)
I'll make you moan "Aaaaaahhhhhhh"
and when we're done we can

Talk some
about Ivan and Ace,
Antonius Pius and George
and Powerscourts last race.

(repeat chorus)

Well now Rocky always accuses me of having to preface everything i say and here's the proof that it's not true!!! So i don't know what to do here because there are a few nice people who i like so much (yes you, and..... you!!!) who deserve songs but you know the moment has to be right kinda like sex or something and now i am having quite the dilema which i always thought was spelled dilemna but it's not. Or is it???

Anyway i was driving this morning and drinking coffee and blah blah blah all these people were talking on the good stations instead of playing songs so i turned to the crappy stations to see what they were playing. At a red light this one i turned to was playing Elton and I'm very sorry to say i cannot stand him but not cause he is gay since i don't really care what anyone does in their own bedroom. But this song which i don't know all the words to cause it's kind of old was Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and it reminded me of My Red Ball! So I stared singing Goodbye Bellamy Road and let me tell you the guys in the next car looked over at me and at each other and back at me so I floored it when the light changed!!!

Don't worry, I came real close but swerved in time so no one was killed today anyway!!!!!

So now even though i don't care for that song it's stuck in my head so here's my song and it's just for you, My Red Ball!!!!! Did I already say it's in the tune of that awful Goodbye Yellow Brick Road? i can't remember!!!!!

Some balls are kinda small,
golf balls and baseballs are white
footballs are awkward and pointy and brownish
kids balls are pretty and bright.

I always wanted a red ball,
I'd keep it all to myself
one I can play with not signed by Babe Ruth
and stuck in some glass all alone
on a sheeeeeellllllffffff

So kiss me, Bellamy Road
and I'll tell you another tale
about some dead guy in Russia
whose life went kinda stale

Playing all day and then playing again
under the blankets, in bed
All my old balls were blue, I been waiting for you
so happy that you're reeeedddddd.....


Outside the window the thunder
gets really loud so we hide
under the covers so we can keep playing
horsie and jockey ride!

Let's take a walk and get soaked
Talk about movies and stuff
or let's just say that it's popsicle day
do you like it slow and calm
or rooooouuuuuggggghhhhh?????:p

(repeat chorus)

~ my miss storm cat

Oh dear God.

copy cat

:D

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