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Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 976641)
Ahem. From DooDah to Wuffie? What is this madness?:zz:

This thing . . . my advanced tool . . . it would appear that some think that it is what it is not. It would also appear that its luck has run out. Some say that its kind should be pointed UP for luck, others say DOWN. I might have it wrong.

Whatevah. Good luck, herkie! (There, that ought to do the trick)
Dear DooDahWuff,

Condolences on the withering on your tool. I believe under Obamacare you can prescribed meds for that.;)

Sightseek 05-03-2014 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 976639)
Please! I am busy cleaning my bathroom whilst drinking sombreros. (I decided to hold off on the painting for obvious reasons). I shall point this out to him.:D



I just checked and Herk O Herk has picked the birthday boy to win so..................
If he wins Herky will sing to him while wizzing.
With all of this time between races, you could probably build a new bathroom!

(I thought sombreros were for wearing??)

Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 976646)
With all of this time between races, you could probably build a new bathroom!

(I thought sombreros were for wearing??)
I am doing a super-de-duper spring type cleaning.:p

Kahlua is for drinking although I have on occasion worn it.

Sightseek 05-03-2014 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 976647)
I am doing a super-de-duper spring type cleaning.:p

Kahlua is for drinking although I have on occasion worn it.
You can come over for the Preakness for more cleaning! :D

Pletcher isn't dominating the world like he normally does.

This means he will win the Derby with We Miss Artie or Vinceremos.

Arletta 05-03-2014 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 976599)
Someone please send the messenger pigeons to Clydee to let him know that today is Tapiture's Birthday.
Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons :D

Sightseek 05-03-2014 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 976652)
Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons :D
Clyde or Tapiture?

Arletta 05-03-2014 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 976660)
Clyde or Tapiture?
The horse silly.

OldDog 05-03-2014 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 976645)
Dear DooDahWuff,

Condolences on the withering on your tool. I believe under Obamacare you can prescribed meds for that.;)
Meds . . .



for a horseshoe?

Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 976651)
You can come over for the Preakness for more cleaning! :D

Pletcher isn't dominating the world like he normally does.

This means he will win the Derby with We Miss Artie or Vinceremos.
I already have an obligation on Preakness Day.:(


I put $2 win on Artie!!!!:$:

Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 02:59 PM
I am receiving rapid fire emails from you-know-who so here goes:


Tapiture will now be ridden by Mr. Arthur Garfunkel.

Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 976652)
Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons :D
And perhaps your feet can wear glue on's.



Maybe then your shoes would not fall off and make you fall down----go boom.

Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 976674)
Meds . . .



for a horseshoe?
Have you read all 2000 pages of Obamacare sir???????:zz:

my miss storm cat 05-03-2014 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 976652)
Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 976660)
Clyde or Tapiture?
:tro:

OldDog 05-03-2014 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 976652)
Perhaps they will braid his hair with pretty ribbons :D
Art Garfunkel?

OldDog 05-03-2014 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 976682)
Have you read all 2000 pages of Obamacare sir???????:zz:
Ya got me there.

Arletta 05-03-2014 03:35 PM
This whole thread is :zz:

Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 976697)
Art Garfunkel?
Would you please give doo dah wuffie this for his Art Garfunkel reply:



!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 976705)
This whole thread is :zz:
Then my mission is complete.:D

OldDog 05-03-2014 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 976729)
Then my mission is complete.:D
Well done, then!

Pouring a Woodford and signing off in 3...2...1...

Rileyoriley 05-03-2014 04:36 PM
From Morty:

ATTENTION:



Tapiture just et Jill Byrne's hat.


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