I guess this means the Holy Cows need a new band leader.

They'll be holding auditions at the Travers.

Clyde has promised to provide his "to die for" analysis of the Travesty Stakes.:tro:

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Clyde's Travesty-





Good Afternoon Knowledgeable Horsey Racing Fans as well as Made Members of What Once Was - ALAN'S - Room.

Today I will provide you with free A#1 racing analysis for that huge,prestigious race;The Travesty.

And boy is it.



Sorry, no almost nude hot griddle sizzlers will present the cards.

That's because the last 4 to do this thing were Made Members...and they WERE nude!

Got me in a lot of trouble.


Female Made Members have absolutely no modesty.





Let us now go do this thing.





THE MANYETH RUNNING OF THE TRAVESTY HORSEY RACE






1. SpeightsCity


OutOfTheMoneysVille.







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2. Five Sixteen


Obviously well versed in numerology.

Now, if we add 5 plus one we get 6 and add another 6 we get 12.

1 plus 2=3.


That's show.

Hes' not really that well versed....therefore:





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3. Wilson Pickett.


Good guy, but I think he's dead.



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4. Stealcase


Now this....this is a horsey.

Which is a great leg up.

Late bloomer.....right time----right horse.



KEEPAH!!




5. Street Life


When was the last time a street horse won a dirt race?

This is so key.




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6. Alfalfa


Feldsparologist in a horsey suit.




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7. Atigun



Still a dental adhesive.

Think Teeth of the Dog here.




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8. Nipple n' Nipple


Gosh I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.

SightyPoo....oh never mind.




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9. Liaison


who is baffert!! .....'s wife told him if this horsey doesn't win she is going to throw the world's biggest hissy-witch fit ever shown on the big screen.


I'm excited.




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10. Yesnios


Glad to see the name change.....makes all the difference.



keepah





11. Gassed Malcolm



I believe he has what it takes for 3rd place.






1........HANSEN
1A......SteelCase
2........YESNIOS
3........GASSED MALCOLM





Arletta Baby....Mom has bagged me.I'm all yours.

(STOP THAT HISSING!!)

Is it supposed to be cold during the Travesty?

Just for Sighty, a special weather forecast via Clyde:




"Say, I hear it's supposed to be colder than SightyPooKins' nipple for the Travesty."

Alpha-WPS
W/ Neck n Neck, Nonios, and Stealcase

WPS - Nonios

w/ Atigun, Alpha and Neck n' Neck

WPS - Street Life

W/ Nonios and Neck 'n Neck

Even though MMSC didn't post her pick for the Travesty here, I'm kidnapping her Golden Ticket from the Saratoga contest and declaring her the official winnah!!! Ned and Hydra are so proud of you.:tro:

Oh no that would be make me a cheatah!

I think we should proclaim Hansen the contest winner and figure out the next race were gonna do.

What do you all suppose the Belmonts think?

Oh and please send them my fond regards.