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Payson Dave 05-27-2008 03:49 PM

definately a b minor 7th

TheSpyder 05-27-2008 03:50 PM

Date a Mort
 
This one want to dump current boyfriend Morty too Shorty, although you'll have to be careful....he has a GUN!

Mortimer 05-27-2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
hunnybun's,

I think Morty is a lot of things,


but I dont think he's a G.

What's a g?...and name 3 of those "lotta" things.

Scav 05-27-2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
What's a g?...and name 3 of those "lotta" things.

^^^^ Kind, authoritive, fingerlicious

Mortimer 05-27-2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
This one want to dump current boyfriend Morty too Shorty, although you'll have to be careful....he has a GUN!


INSULTIVE,SIR!!




:mad:

Antitrust32 05-27-2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
What's a g?...and name 3 of those "lotta" things.


Well you are huge... I mean handsome,
Smart
and Funny.

But you are not Gangsta!

Mortimer 05-27-2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
^^^^ Kind, authoritive, fingerlicious


Oh my God!!
We're NOT there!

Mortimer 05-27-2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Well you are huge... I mean handsome,
Smart
and Funny.

But you are not Gangsta!


ror!!

I thought that was our little...I mean HUGE secret?




Handsome....Good.

Smart..........Good.

Funny...........Good.



Gangstah..........oh..you're right.

I am too beautiful to be one.





:)

Mortimer 05-27-2008 04:00 PM

Deb-O-Deb..please.....OK?

Mortimer 05-27-2008 04:52 PM

THEBBY THEBBY THEBBY THEBBY

So fine on her they levy levy levy levy

She is the haunting echo

Tasting like the Skybar Necho






Boy...that's pretty bad.

Ain't gonna work.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 04:58 PM

Me ,Thebby and Kentucky fried

She went to the sink

And gave me a wink

That's when I became Thebby-thighed.













Crinkle...


..trash can.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 05:01 PM

Hey listen her baby

Why do they call you Thebby Maybe?

What do ah need from you

To turn that maybe to "ah do!!"











Blech.


WHIIIIIRRRRRRR!

Mortimer 05-27-2008 05:03 PM

She has hips that sway

And legs that delay

Ah just hope some dat stuff

Comes on ovah mah way





















Oh my God.


What am I doing!?

Mortimer 05-27-2008 05:04 PM

She came from Nantuckett















Uh---no.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 05:06 PM

So if you want to be happy for the rest of your life

Get a Thebby ferret to be your wife

So for my personal point of you

Get that little weasel to scary you!!

















Holy Mother of God.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 05:08 PM

Thebatina...


...jump in my farina.......and...

























Oh I can't do this.


PHOOEY!

Mortimer 05-27-2008 05:23 PM

My lovely Ballerina Thebby

Won't you twirl my way

Like the little spinny toppy

I hope your little toes have no say











Hmmm....I may be on to something here.

Coach Pants 05-27-2008 05:30 PM

I like this one...

You're the one for me, Thebby

You're the one I really, really love

And I will stay

Promise you'll say if I'm in your way

You're the one for me, Thebby

You're the one I really, really love

And I will stay

Promise you'll say if I'm ever in your way

Ah-hey

All over NerdyTrail

Some hope and some despair

All over NerdyTrail

Some hope and some despair



Ehhh. Hmm.

Mortimer 05-27-2008 05:52 PM

Hmmm...







...BETTER!!!

Payson Dave 05-27-2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thebatina...


...jump in my farina....


...jest don't eat my purina....


...go straight to the motorboatin marina...



ftfy


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