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Payson Dave 05-18-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
hey....I wanna get laid too dammit...:mad:

well it ain't likely that "plutonic" relationships are gonna git ya there

Cajungator26 05-18-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
hey....I wanna get laid too dammit...:mad:

Then pay the $19.95 a month like Hoss is.

paisjpq 05-18-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
hey....I wanna get laid too dammit...:mad:

I'm pretty sure there is enough of her to go around.

GPK 05-18-2007 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I'm pretty sure there is enough of her to go around.


nuff said...cancel my order then.

GPK 05-18-2007 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
well it ain't likely that "plutonic" relationships are gonna git ya there


platonic sex is the best kind....just get up and go the f*ck home afterwards:cool:

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:18 PM

Oh poo.





Thebby has drank herself silly.

I felt sure she was ripe to cough up the secret numbers to the control room here.



Then it would have been bye-bye ParisHiltonFunBunch!!












=;>

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:21 PM

Mookys and cookies...anyone?

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:24 PM

Hossy.....get some Onion Chippy-Dippy into Thebby.




Just ram it in there raw....that stuff would revive Ted Koppel.

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:25 PM

or



Get her on the phone with CowCat and let him tell her horse jokes.

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:26 PM

What's the report on my conditions?





Have you 4 acceptances yet?

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:28 PM

My return is a smashing failure.



With any luck Eddeby Abby will welcome me back.

That will make even sloths run quickly.

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:31 PM

10-4 sir.


I knew Thebby would lose her clothes at a moments notice.

The other 3 fraidy cats will be much tougher.

Ply them with Uncle Barneys shotgun lipstick applicater......they'd like that.

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:34 PM

Oh well.



I have to hussle back to Binodo's Funeral Home.

I'm being honored there for my Rigor Morty jokes.

Mortimer 05-18-2007 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Will do my friend. I figure I'd get the easy one out of the way first. I just didn't think it would be that easy.


!!!




Why she'd drop her the drapes for free candy.

Adiossy...Hossy.

Mortimer 05-18-2007 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Later Morty. See you soon.


You bet.





Oh.

That's a patented phrase.





Fucl< it.


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