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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I just figured out what wrt means. It was really bothering me.

what the hell does FWIW mean?

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan

what the hell does FWIW mean?

for what its worth

but i still haven't figured out wrt yet...but then i haven't thought much about it either. oh wait, it's with regard to isn't it?

i can sleep tonite.

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Originally Posted by Bababooyee

Though, I think I should be given some slack as I had a scope shoved up my d!ck today...barely, numbed and probably the most uncomfortable 120 seconds of my life (a little traumatizing to say the least). Of course, I am teasing...about the slack part. The scope and trauma is all too true. :( But do please pardon any lack of clarity here as I am not feeling the best right this second.

Point taken.

We could have avoided all of this by just cutting to the chase of you having been violated previously in the day.

This one has been put to rest, though I do still maintain that "unlike those on the left" paints a pretty broad stroke.

Falwell Goes to Hell

Jerry Falwell has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

“I don’t know what to do,” says the Devil. “You’re on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.”

Jerry thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.

“No!” Jerry said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Ronald Reagan with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

“No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!” commented Jerry.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Jerry saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Falwell looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this.”

The Devil smiled and said, “Monica, you’re free to go!”

The Secret History of Jerry Falwell

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Is he still dead?

Well the rock was moved and the cave empty so....

Bombs at the funeral.......

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3201543

Methinks these folks have missed what Jesus was all about.

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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Bombs at the funeral.......

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3201543

Methinks these folks have missed what Jesus was all about.

Here's a bit more about Uhl, the "Christian terrorist", including a link to his myspace page...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-bl...r_b_49167.html

Crusaders unite!!!!
Geesh! Didn't we do this before with Pope Urban?