Would be very proud to say I did not take Printheth Chlorine's age test as I do find her nonensical i-net noodlings outrageous.


I already know when I am going to die anyways.

It will be soon....there will be a convergence of armed fucl<faces upon this shelter where I am sheltered.They will be armed with military assault rifles and will pump hundreds of rounds into my little body,killing me instantly.




They will be the fat,gutless crowd here...you know, the usual fucl<faces.Stevie will give them an alibi and say they were all blowing each other in the smart threads when the assaults occurred.




But I will go to Heaven and will be allowed to whizz on them when they they go goat fucl<ing.





I'm a happy guy!

That's your bedtime story.



GoodNighty-pookins.

..am having a nightmare, i know it....i think i'm on nerdytrail,but i'm not......it seems real though....someone has approached me from behind and they have their hands on my shoulders and at first it's like they are trying to comfort me as i watch dumbfucl<inger trying to eat muffy-moo's snot filled nose.....but then the hands are moving inward toward a common goal....now they don't seem friendly...almost like they want to choke me..and i reach up to touch one of those hands with one of mine and they feel big and cold and rough...they are going to try and choke me!!! ....i wake up and still feel them!!...and then they're gone when i quickly turn to face the beast...it wasn't a nightmare.....on the floor next to me is a racing program from the foulgrounds............i think i'm falling back to sleep now....

They are assembling now,I can smell their stink.

The pigs are rubbing their fat on each others face as if some queer oinment to give the mass armed courage they don't have.They relieve themselves ... excrement in their uniforms bearing NRA witicisms as they march here.


They suck their own joints for their pleasure.




And they will kill one to make one billion pigs happilly offer arbotion residue to their Mothers twats.

That was wundaful! Please tell me a'nutta one Daddy...

Not until 6 eats youknowhat.

Calculate Your Cancer Cells.

Caalculate Your Proclivity for Being Stupid.

And Finally,Caclulate How Likely You Are to Quack Out Loud at an Irish Funeral.

And now, a message from hour sponsor:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7UguDRPoow

In this one...can you hear the elephant dancing to this in its plodding way?



It's at night and he's a circus elephant; has a leg chained to an iron stake and he is trying to act out what he feels.

SeatleFeldspar is posting again here..in The Labyrinth.




What a fucl<in' dork.

But he's no Steve Poppycock.

The latest overused false interest googlie....."So,how was your Christmas?"



"Well how the fucl< should I know? How was your Death Day? Jesus...shut up already."

cryin dispenser and hi i'm dog...






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZuHdAQ99hs

One of the brothers was shot and killed by LA police in 2008 after a manic/depressive episode where he pulled a gun on officers.

How more perfect for this thread can you get !!

Good work Coach :tro:

It's a good thing cause I was gonna start a candle light vigil thread in Get Togethers even though you said you're the only one allowed to begin threads there and then you would have somehow known and been mad and haunted me and, and..:p

!!



They be Silly Vaniller!

!! Ah lllllove yo and...and's !!

Frenzy hasn't been here for a long time.

Probably an act of contrition and an animal sacrifice might have her returning




or







hard cash









but I do miss her

Ya well I miss her,too...just like that safe what doesn't fall on my head anymore.

DITTO

Well now that everyone is happy,time to install more listening devices.

Franny this is for you ROR !!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCRf60kEdo8





I looked for a Dance Davey Dance but could not find one

She's just another self addicted malaise flamed out in disgrace.

So anyway.....anyone have some good googlies or family visits planned for this weekend?

That's the spirit.





..uh,no..

and why wasn't I invited :mad:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esY9ARwe-ss

Would you like to don your hunt cap and jacket and join the Belmonts and I on a New Year's Day foxhunt?

Ror...how do you think I will look !!
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!!!!!


You decapitated me!

Oppps !!


:D

I'm going to haunt you 4evah!

I'm good till 94 years old according to PrincessPoll - after that you are on your own :p

Be careful where you go at night when it is dark.









OR ELSE!

What? No one has linked up a Notable Deaths List down here in Schizoteric?



I'd like to see a NotNotable Death List...would be long, but I would.

Boy..a Still Alive List would really be long.

It's a half full thought.



I can see that poor elephant so clear.

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Hey Clydeee you reminded me of a few ones I haven't heard in a while

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJA55uQA78 holly sh^t 1967
that could be Sighty's new theme song !!

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h54WXMbcf-U "no man is an island" at 1:38 mark


I forgot how much I loved After Bathing at Baxters

ut oh.

I thought I saw a wolfie in the padlock.