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Sightseek 12-23-2010 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736096)
Clothes, when drying....resemble brats being shaken in a snow globe.


.

:D

Rudeboyelvis 12-23-2010 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736096)
Well what a night this one was,SportyFans.



Did you know you can dream in a Nerdy Trail way?

I'm really losing it.

It was like that movie whose name so escapes me I want to call it Papillon,but it's not.




One thing.Sometimes I enjoy Clyding it up in real life.Especially when I am sick of being me.Remember that laundramat cartaker who I scare the dickens out of? I asked her if she believed in SantaClaus while there late afternoon yesterday.I got that "look"...and finally she coughed up a ",well...no!..ha-ha!" I gave her back a look of complete horror and walked away.I heard her yelling.."Oh come on!You can't be seriouus!?" I kept walking without turning around.I gave cognizance to her talking to me by merely sharply shooing her words off by waving my arm;much like a horsey's tail would swat away a fly."Oh no..please! Were you serious?" Another tail swat.

I went back to the deep end of the laundramat's Dryer Death Row.I chose this desolate spot to keep as far away from humans as I could.It also helped my current cause.


Clothes, when drying....resemble brats being shaken in a snow globe.


Anyhoo----I went to fetch one of the fancy clothes carts,you know...the kind with a top bar so as to hang clothes which are meant to be hung on hangers. I did see one up toward the front and to the right;up toward he front and to the right. On the way to it,I came upon a woman who was in the folding process.She had a fully loaded fancy clothes cart waiting it's turn.



I didn't like her act.

I figured she needed sraightening out.

So to her...I says...I says---"Uh, would you mind terribly if I dumped all your clothes right here on the floor so I may use this fancy clothes cart?"




I wish you could have seen the look of stupidity she displayed on that snotface of hers.

The better part was the laundramat caretaker ( who I knew was watching my every move)...she saw this unfold from her watchtower up front and to the left...up front and to the left.Her face was in abject horror.


I relieved the situation by laughing and telling the smug one I was just kidding.




That's all I can talk about right now.

Brilliant!! :tro::tro::tro:

Rudeboyelvis 12-23-2010 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736102)
Who is this creature?

Oh my.....

A ghost of Christmas past.... with a bottle of bourbon.

Rudeboyelvis 12-23-2010 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 735925)

Tampa Bay Downs - December 23, 2010
Race 2 - 12:56 PM Daily Double / Exacta / Trifecta ($.50 minimum) Pick 3 ($.50 minimum) (Races 2-3-4)
MAIDEN CLAIMING $25,000 – $20,000
Purse $14,000. (Includes $1,500 – FOA - Florida Owners Awards). For Maidens, Fillies And Mares Three Years Old And Upward. Three Year Olds, 118 Lbs.; Older, 120 Lbs. Claiming Price $25,000, if for $20,000, allowed 2 Lbs. Six Furlongs.

1 1 Omegamefurst (FL)
2 2 Maux Money (ON)
3 3 Sunlit (KY)
4 4 Youcancallmeray (FL)
5 5 Rakehellish (FL)
6 6 Twilight Memory (KY)
7 7 Moms Glide (FL)
8 8 Tres Event (FL)
9 9 Acappella Solo (KY)


Sooo... Bernie Made-off (the St. Pete Times handicapper) has mah pick, Maux Money, as his "Bestest, go to tha Bank, lock 'O tha Day" Pick in the papah today...




It is only fair to warn the masses that he liked Charming Clyde yestahday too. :rolleyes::rolleyes:








I don't think even Bernie can jinx me tahday... I believe I'll have both automobiles in their rightful places this afternoon.









Either that or I'm moving this weekend.

Coach Pants 12-23-2010 10:07 AM




Someone's missing. deadyschmo thinks the horse ate one of them. Ah say they're well fed and that didn't happen.


I'm more inclined to think one of the ladies is in the kitchen cooking.

clyde 12-23-2010 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 736112)
:D



It's that "just one line can be life changing."





:D

clyde 12-23-2010 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 736149)
Brilliant!! :tro::tro::tro:


I am most behooved,FriendRudy.

clyde 12-23-2010 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 736155)



Someone's missing. deadyschmo thinks the horse ate one of them. Ah say they're well fed and that didn't happen.


I'm more inclined to think one of the ladies is in the kitchen cooking.

!!!!





The Belmonts!!



barf!!

clyde 12-23-2010 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 736151)
Oh my.....

A ghost of Christmas past.... with a bottle of bourbon.



Doesn't sound good.

clyde 12-23-2010 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 736153)
Sooo... Bernie Made-off (the St. Pete Times handicapper) has mah pick, Maux Money, as his "Bestest, go to tha Bank, lock 'O tha Day" Pick in the papah today...




It is only fair to warn the masses that he liked Charming Clyde yestahday too. :rolleyes::rolleyes:








I don't think even Bernie can jinx me tahday... I believe I'll have both automobiles in their rightful places this afternoon.









Either that or I'm moving this weekend.

6 will win..........you watch.

Rudeboyelvis 12-23-2010 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736185)
6 will win..........you watch.

:$:
:tro:
:$:

http://www1.drf.com/drfPDFChartRaces...=20101223&RN=2

clyde 12-23-2010 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 736189)


Look like I still got it.



And it makes me want to slit my wrists.

Thanks very much,Rudy.

I'm leaving.

clyde 12-23-2010 01:47 PM

But when I think about it...it's all so fitting.

clyde 12-23-2010 05:24 PM

I really was not expecting anything his year, but I just got the greatest thing.



I haven't used it yet and it may take a while, but even if I never use it...it's really the greatest thing.

I don't think I will ever get anything this good.

Coach Pants 12-23-2010 05:43 PM

?
http://lupefuentesfleshlight.com/
?

Did you get Super Pooosey?

clyde 12-23-2010 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 736239)
?
http://lupefuentesfleshlight.com/
?

Did you get Super Pooosey?


It was from YOU!!!!





Thank you sssssssso much!!


:{>::{>::{>::{>:

Coach Pants 12-23-2010 05:51 PM

It was from Skids Mother.
































I sent the red velvet cheesecake.

clyde 12-23-2010 06:06 PM

I




















thud

my miss storm cat 12-23-2010 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736102)
Who is this creature?

You two don't know each other?

You will!

clyde 12-23-2010 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 736260)
You two don't know each other?

You will!


You know this strange creature?



Fill me in.

And you don't have much time.

my miss storm cat 12-23-2010 08:03 PM

If you don't see me around anymore it's because Rare Frog bored me to death. ;)

clyde 12-23-2010 08:07 PM

Uhm...from the"'reports" I get......he has to have one of those animal photos....and that's all I'll say.

geeker2 12-23-2010 09:34 PM

ok so I am a Daryl fan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Neka...eature=related

clyde 12-23-2010 09:51 PM

And a fine choice it was.

clyde 12-23-2010 10:13 PM

Hey..Stevie.



Is Rare Scum a paying member?

If not....how do you let his pitiful posts keep proliferating?

I'm gone by Monday, so I really have no fear.

clyde 12-23-2010 10:15 PM

It couldn't be you and Indian Malarkey's mookies goat...could it?



Golly that would be so awful.

clyde 12-23-2010 10:16 PM

Speaking of RockTard.......what's the deal with him,too?

Arletta 12-23-2010 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 736304)

Never heard that before.

:tro:

clyde 12-23-2010 10:22 PM

Who carries dart guns when Stevie isn't here?



You all are just as guilty.

clyde 12-23-2010 10:28 PM

I swear .....this place is unreal anymore.



You know what I think?

Well I know you don't, but any publicly accesssed 'thing", like any i-net message board....the freedom of speech should govern and no autocratic ammendments are allowed.

I realize that would get NoAdvantage about 50 years in stir...but so what.

clyde 12-23-2010 10:30 PM

You can see ah really don't give a fucl<....and haven't for a long time.






=:>

clyde 12-23-2010 10:34 PM

And so, may as well say it.....I think RareFilth is a known quantity to Stevie....or at least someone he is indebted to.

clyde 12-23-2010 10:36 PM

Oh well, what am I carping about?



The whole country is a sell out;one big clearance sale .

clyde 12-23-2010 10:37 PM

You won't get this kind of reporting on sanitized and/or encumbered news outlets.

clyde 12-23-2010 10:46 PM

Now throwing out excess as I prepare for my departure...one way or another.

clyde 12-24-2010 12:42 AM

Well.


Someone's asleep at the switch.

I know it's not me.

Rudeboyelvis 12-24-2010 07:27 AM

Clydee - Coach jus' did u a huge solid in the padlock....

Steevie's annual Merry Christmas thread -

Coach Posts:

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 736361)



:tro::tro::tro:

Sightseek 12-24-2010 07:38 AM

Fine work Coach! :tro:

Sightseek 12-24-2010 07:46 AM

Clyde - get your rear out of bed, ET on Stevie's show at 9:30! Now is your chance.

geeker2 12-24-2010 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 736321)
Never heard that before.

:tro:

http://www.livefromdarylshouse.com/ :)


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