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clyde 09-06-2010 12:47 AM

No wonder I can't sleep.

People call me gay,disabled....and now a girl.






At least Im provocative.

Most here probably thought I was Catholic.












But there is one thing I do know.

I llllllove ZenYaddaYaddaYadda!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz2kvJf22gs

DerbyCat 09-06-2010 12:53 AM

Seriously?

clyde 09-06-2010 01:01 AM

..uh,no....

DerbyCat 09-06-2010 01:11 AM

I never really thought you were gay, a girl, disabled or a Zenyatta lover




You are obviously a very virile and macho man























Who may very well love Richard's Kid

















But that does not make you a priest

















gosh darn it!

clyde 09-06-2010 01:15 AM

I never really thought you were gay, a girl, disabled or a Zenyatta lover.

This better be good
.




You are obviously a very virile and macho man


It is!!!!
























Who may very well love Richard's Kid


At least the first part was good.


















But that does not make you a priest


One has to take the eunuch test to pass....am allergic to feathers ,down there.


















gosh darn it





thud!!

clyde 09-06-2010 01:17 AM

Say something about your childhood and then...go to bed!!

DerbyCat 09-06-2010 01:26 AM

I played with G.I. Joe when I was a kid







I had several of them










Most had the Kung Fu grip









I had one Barbie doll










My Grandmother gave her to me for Christmas








I just played with her so G.I. Joe had someone to have sex with







Even at a young age I knew Big Ben wasn't his type









Barbie was a cheap whore




















The End




























THUD!

DerbyCat 09-06-2010 01:27 AM

p.s. Good night :)

Sightseek 09-06-2010 07:47 AM

I played with My Little Ponies and Breyer Horses....at a very young age I knew horses were better than people.

Sightseek 09-06-2010 07:48 AM

P.S. Good morning!

Now it's time to hike 7 miles. :)

geeker2 09-06-2010 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 692780)
p.s. Good night :)

DC that was such a nice story.......I cried.

We have so much in common..I loved GI Joe and women!


ror

clyde 09-06-2010 08:59 AM

Oh my God.

MaTH716 09-06-2010 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 692810)
Oh my God.

:tro::tro:

geeker2 09-06-2010 09:06 AM

^^^^^

Davey-poo suck up

MaTH716 09-06-2010 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 692814)
^^^^^

Davey-poo suck up

Who's this Davey Poo you speak of????????????????????????????

geeker2 09-06-2010 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 692818)
Who's this Davey Poo you speak of????????????????????????????

OPPPPPPPPPPPS... I let the dog out of the box with that one.

MaTH716 09-06-2010 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 692821)
OPPPPPPPPPPPS... I let the dog out of the box with that one.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

I'm leaving.........:wf

clyde 09-06-2010 10:53 AM

You are all so amusing.

Yet none of you has an invitation to Honula's birthday pahty........but ah do!!






Anyhooo----I thought some of my childhood memories, to date, were disturbing;that is until CGD,Sighty-poo and Ralphy offered some of theirs.I know some of you degenerates ,noticing Sighty's 7 mile hike in honor of her constant fear of fat......imagine very firm thighs.But think of it this way----foot texture to match Waits' voice.I wouldn't want that rubbing on my chest.



Myself....I despised GI Joe.The only ''doll" I ever had was a zebra.



Yes,Math2+2=5..thanks to my "good" friend Ralphy, my real name is out.Might as well give out the whole thing now.

It's Davey-poo Kins.


Part Chinese.

Happy now...are ya?

geeker2 09-06-2010 11:03 AM

ROR....

Sorry my good friend... I didn't think Mathy Poo would respond.

But now that you are out of the closet...can I have your Library Card.


I had an Erection Kit as a child..it was frustrating because I always lost the little nuts.

But I digress....

clyde 09-06-2010 11:11 AM

It's OK...Math is a known divot.




But the rest......no more childhood memories from you and CatGirl,OK?

Sighty-poo gets one more chance.

I think there's a good chance she'll pop out a desk floater.


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