Bet he meant Staples.....yup.

Don't forget your handicapped tag, Methuselah.

He's going to the post office to pick up his jitterbug. Blind motherfuc|<er...stop by the store and get some white strips too, you old bi.tch.

ror!!



Nimrods should have a post governor to cut them off after they hit I'M MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF!!

Oh gosh---ror!!

I snarfed my screen!

I'm trying to get darted from the smart threads

Be careful,readers.

BMP posts will induce a lot of screen snarfing.




Gross.....YEECH!

You're doing something wrong.


Try asking Thebby where her boobees went.

BMH's call to work:









SUE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SUE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



SNORT-SNORT

BMP at work.

Boss: Bring in the gimp.

BMP: Noooooooo!!

!!






costanza!!get In Here-now!

Boss: What did I tell you about the internet, Cousin Brucie?

BMP: Duhrrr sorry boss, I was owning newbs on NerdyTrail. Hurrrr. Won't happen again. Don't tell me wife.

I don't know about you....but my basement thought is to do an all nighter this Friday or Saturday.








BMH will be furious pulling another weekend as nightswatchman at the PigglieWigglie warehouse.

Not me. I'm getting darted. I'll force them to dart me. They have no idea what I'm capable of posting in their little kiss ass the royalty threads. F.uckin sissy ELA and his pink unicorn outlook.

Oh my God....!!!!




And I have to miss this.

I think the way BMH got his name is by trying to puncture a 100 pound bag of bentonite with it.


It's to him like kryptonite is to Superman.

"Get back to work, punjabis!! My ego needs stroking (and my pud!)

"Hurr you tell them, daddy!! Derka Derka big skyscraper make up for small penis"

You know it!!





I'm going to spin records at the...CAH SOL.


I'll have to slow down the 33 1/3's to BMH's speed so he won't listen oddly at them like the RCA doggie.

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!