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Mortimer 08-03-2008 10:32 PM

OK...hang on.




Got it.






Using imagination.













Does it matter if I look at my hand from the back or palm side?

Cause I'm really not imagining much here.

cowgirlintexas 08-03-2008 10:33 PM

Look at it like a gun I guess..lol and move back and forth :p lmao!!

Mortimer 08-03-2008 10:38 PM

OK.


I'm very interested in seeing how funny this is....hang on.
















































OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!





THUD!

Mortimer 08-03-2008 10:50 PM

I















thud

Coach Pants 08-03-2008 10:55 PM

:zz: :zz:

pgardn 08-03-2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I



thud

Was this the pinnacle of all orgasms or
did he shoot himself in the face?
(It was a pretend gun right)?
Or both...

911 either way.
This must be studied.

cowgirlintexas 08-03-2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Was this the pinnacle of all orgasms or
did he shoot himself in the face?
(It was a pretend gun right)?
Or both...

911 either way.
This must be studied.

No gun..just something I think he will have to explain.. If he ever found his inhaler that is :D

Mortimer 08-04-2008 09:01 AM

Note to myself:



Schedule doctors visit...insist on inhaler and electric shock paddle machine.

Also....consider spanking Arletta.Oh BrownSugar will be jealous and get mad,but she always does that.



Running low on aged cedar embers...must replenish stock.


Final note......the underground newsstand outside of Bob's Fish Market is now off limits. DO NOT GO THERE ANYMORE.

GPK 08-04-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Note to myself:



Schedule doctors visit...insist on inhaler and electric shock paddle machine.

Also....consider spanking Arletta.Oh BrownSugar will be jealous and get mad,but she always does that.



Running low on aged cedar embers...must replenish stock.


Final note......the underground newsstand outside of Bob's Fish Market is now off limits. DO NOT GO THERE ANYMORE.


Wise choice.









































they are on to you




























































;)

Mortimer 08-04-2008 09:43 AM

It's quite the opposite,Nivek.



;)

GPK 08-04-2008 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's quite the opposite,Nivek.



;)

:eek:
























































:p

Mortimer 08-04-2008 10:09 AM

"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by all the bull phooey they have put up with their entire life. It is the sum total from fear and loathing they have accumulated and this more than anything else dictates their true value; how they have handled it all.Therefor...it is not the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self,but the fault of mindless behemoth like beasts who have intruded upon their right to a pursuit of happiness and have meddled with cosmic force by distorting this human we speak of's right to free and clear liberation from him/herself.Yer fucl<in'-aye."










~ MORTE'



























Thanks ,Kev...ah be lakin' yo azz.

GPK 08-04-2008 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by all the bull phooey they have put up with their entire life. It is the sum total from fear and loathing they have accumulated and this more than anything else dictates their true value; how they have handled it all.Therefor...it is not the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self,but the fault of mindless behemoth like beasts who have intruded upon their right to a pursuit of happiness and have meddled with cosmic force by distorting this human we speak of's right to free and clear liberation from him/herself.Yer fucl<in'-aye."

~ MORTE'

Thanks ,Kev...ah be lakin' yo azz.

I think I just found my new siggy....

Mortimer 08-04-2008 10:30 AM

Good.


Hossy's still looking for his old puddy.

GPK 08-04-2008 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good.


Hossy's still looking for his old puddy.


OOOOOOOOOOOOO.739

Mortimer 08-04-2008 11:39 AM

Thank you.

My work is like time...it is always fine.

Antitrust32 08-04-2008 11:44 AM

Hi Morty

Mortimer 08-04-2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:mad:



:rolleyes:


ror!






Hey ..you know me. Always kidding.




HA

HA

HA





To prove it...here's some money for you:$:

There ya go.


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