Oh for Heavens sakes.



Speegish forgot a Mortimer comment about the keyboard spazz...PeeSchaeffer.


He predicts Pee will become obsessed with MortimersFriends. He will speak in tongues and make animal noises to try and satiate his desire to be a big strong man.Mortimer thinks Pee will have a fetal flashback...curl into a ball and show a strong desire for mookys delivered through a nipple in his crazed jibberish.

Mortimer thinks the only nipple Pee gets now is from the cow he bought for 3 JuJuBeans last week.


God is he stupid!





And now I'm sure that's everything.









Alan Speegish

Dear Mr. Speegish,

This is Julie Zvoranova, Mr. Pillow Pants' personal trainer. He is suffering from a pulled hammy and is unable to post at this time.

I am posting on his behalf to let you know that he is behooved, nearly moved, by your kind words. He expects to back soon and hungry for fresh prey.

Seriously Sincerely,

Julie xoxo

Dear Mr. Speegish,
DebODeb is now taking DayQuil and still feels like sh*t but is much more alert and thanks you for your concern.

Shut up!

Speegish speaks.




Dear Surrogate PillowPants:

Well you put him back together and get him back in the game.There's an abundance of fresh kill just waiting to happen around here. GenuineCrazyLady is such an obvious target her unit price is already printed on her blouse.



Alan Speegish









Dear DebODeb;



DayQuil? Oh never mind.Speegish is glad to know you are better.Soon you will be ready for a ( as Mr. Foxworthy would say) a "rule en ze hay."

Oh ..and share food....good idea.




Alan Speegish












Dear Mr.Hossy;


Good to know you enjoyed some of Mortimers predictions.I understand a made guy got clipped at FOD. Too bad. Seems there may now be two openings.Someone ought to get it in gear over there.






Alan Speegish

Speegish is very angry.What simple minded frog vaporized Speegish's reply to socks fan?

Speegish will not tolerate such insolent doings.Never do this again.





Alan Speegish

Speegish wants to see the Canadian Gaf and Dimmy.

As administrater of Mortimers estate my duties include vaporizing young fat piglets as well as TrueSwine.


Bring your GIC sets with you.







Alan Speegish

Speegish asks....




..WHO HAS DONE THIS THING?



Who here has snapped at DebODEb?

It was PeeScaheffer...keyboard spazz.

Speegish sees predators already ripping his flesh.This is only the beginning for your Mr. Wizzard. You will be ripped and slashed and cut and ripped some more until you are finished you filthy swine.

Speegish sees no acceptance of his invitation to Canadian Gaf and Dimmy.


Speegish smell cowards and vermin.








Alan Speegish

Speegish heard a femer crunch!




But a predater lost a tooth trying to bite that bone head of Mr. Wizzards.

Be careful killers...leave the bone head alone.It's mighty dense.




Alan Speegish.

Worry not Mr. Speegish. No predator here. Just a highly amused observer.:D

Speegish understands. Fresh Kill is ugly to watch ,but Hosssy is trained to slowly torture the prey.

He's doing a fine job.

Oh....and you're wearing a short skirt. Fine work.






Alan Speegish

Speegish knew he shouldn't have thrown in the short skirt thing.....but oh well.



Mr.Pants...I believe I saw GenuineCrazyLady give you a distinct "prey in heat ...come and get it" sign.


A real predator would simply destroy her.





Alan Speegish.

I have not sent one kid in my class to the office for disciplinary
for at least two years (had to send that one, he was drunk)
---------------

And soooo the principal told the youngster..." You got drunk for Mr. PeeGardens class?











GREAT IDEA!!!"

No problem. I was gone for awhile.:)

He is amusing, isn't he? He takes himself so seriously.

Speegish enjoys pretty legs.



And yes.....Pints of fine whiskey are now given out to his Physics class students.They replace the blindfolds and earplugs given out in years previous.








Alan Speegish

Speegish thinks Hossy has gone for the throat.. His prey has suffered enough.




The smell of fresh kill permeates the surrounding air. Soon jackals Dimmy and Canadian Guf will sneak in...because....as you all know.......Hossy does not chew his prey....he merely kills it and moves on.








Alan Speegish

Does Speegish = Smeagol (aka Gollum?) from Lord of the Rings? :p

Very nice of you Mr. Hossy.




Cajunatah...Speegish is unaware of this thing.

Maybe the aristocrat PissBoy can give direction here.




Alan Speegish

Speeglish smells his armpits!