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GPK 04-04-2007 09:02 PM

*note to self....be thankful your Underoos were retired last month*:o :o

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:09 PM

note to myself: I like the last one best too.

ask hossy how big his suitcase is..and if he can afford an overweight bag.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:22 PM

note to self:

buy drapes for windows.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:23 PM

Seriously...







...I don't think there's any question that the last one is the best one.


And I will answer each and every one of you little munchkins individually.



But the hour is late and I've been doing personal appearances all day.

I would like to address ZanDig....I mean DanZig.



Is that an Americanized Eastern European name? Was it DanZigZagliwitcz?

Or is it a shortened Polish name......like from DanielZig?


Is it Dyslexian...from ZigDan?

Or did your Mom sneeze when telling the authorities your name of birth?






Oh I guess it's not important.

But for God sakes consider the plight of possible future off spring.

In fact OffSpring would be better than DanZig.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Seriously...







...I don't think there's any question that the last one is the best one.


And I will answer each and every one of you little munchkins individually.



But the hour is late and I've been doing personal appearances all day.

I would like to address ZanDig....I mean DanZig.



Is that an Americanized Eastern European name? Was it DanZigZagliwitcz?

Or is it a shortened Polish name......like from DanielZig?


Is it Dyslexian...from ZigDan?

Or did your Mom sneeze when telling the authorities your name of birth?






Oh I guess it's not important.

But for God sakes consider the plight of possible future off spring.

In fact OffSpring would be better than DanZig.

not only was danzig one of my favorite horses...his name fits with my name, deborah anne zeigler--it was just meant to be i guess.

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
not only was danzig one of my favorite horses...his name fits with my name, deborah anne zeigler--it was just meant to be i guess.

that's pretty cool...fate

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Timmgirvan needs work as well.






It's sounds like Buckwheat named you.


if anyone needs help, it would be turdbucket!

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
deborah anne zeigler













SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fith grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable?



GO-FOO!

zeigler is my married name. i went from the front of the class to the back of the class when i got married!


and only my mother calls me deborah. and only deborah anne when i was in trouble!

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:33 PM

deborah anne zeigler












SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fifth grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable...acting like the process is a total drag?



GOO-FOO!

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:34 PM

lol

see what happens when you hit the 'back' button?!

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:34 PM

DanZig doesn't sound so bad now....does it?

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:35 PM

Morte' I will show you out as nicely as I invited you in.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:37 PM

What the fucl< is going on here!!!?




It's like people are cutting in front of me in line!

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:38 PM

Tehbby,,,,



...you are interferring with my welcme home party.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
What the fucl< is going on here!!!?




It's like people are cutting in front of me in line!

you went 'back' and changed your post--but i was too quick for you.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:39 PM

Oh.









I did ?










Are you in my monitor or something?

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh.









I did ?










Are you in my monitor or something?

no
i've just seen it happen before.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:41 PM

Oh.







Well someone is in my monitor.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:41 PM

what i quoted was before you added about the process being a drag...


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