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I'm not even 15 ...Chris Hansen from Dateline will be posting here to you shortly.











:p

FR&L-A!!!!!

:eek:






YOU BEAST!!

Apparently, Morty found the emoticon button.

:rolleyes:



I thought your button would be worn out by now.

My clock shows 11:11.

Oh come on Steve!!

Your mail box has to be overflowing with complaints!





What do I have to do?????

Anyone ever see that movie ..I don't think it was YROMEM..but like that....maybe it was OTNEMOM.




It was about short term memory loss.


I think many posters here type the same way that movie was made.

...FER THE LOVE A MIKE ALREADY...





...I'd say somethng bad about Thebby....but I just can't do it....








....I do feel good about that though........





...I would think that makes me swell.......











....a redeeming quality and what have you.....

Really though...BURP......oh excuse me.Pepsi and a store bought salmon pattie with ketchup just don't mix well.





Anyhooo...I must be very popular and well liked.Who eslse could get away with all this and not receive a doomsday dart? Aren't you people complaining about me?


Don't you have any pride?








God.








Come on now...Steve......please. I am asking you. Arty did it for me at another place....why can't you?


Dannie...aren't you writing?

What about you...Diaper?

Sightie-Poo?....Suffspoon I mean fork Girl?




EddebeAbbey?







If TommyNoChance married ThebbyTwoTimes she would be ThebbyNoChance.








I don't know where that came from...but it did.

WAIT! WAIT!





Steve...just before it happens...could you post in here something like....uh...maybe a code.


Just say the man in the grey suit has 10 minutes.



I'll know what that means.

I want to say good bye to Thebby.

Thank you so much.

so sweet....;)

..garsh and shucky darn.......g'wan.....








:)

Thebby...I wasn't grouchy...really. I was and still am wanting the doomsday dart.



It's just hard to be this character.

I mean..I'm a great actor....no question....but this has been my most challenging role.

even the greatest actors get burned out and tired of being type-cast....take a vacation (maybe go to thistleydowns) and come back refreshed....no need to move out entirely....

ror!!



But you may be right.

Believe me being a sex symbol is not easy.



I guess it has to be this way. If Steve won't do it....I will have to commit what is essentially a board suicide.

It will be hard not to come back and look at some of these crazy people. It will be very hard,but that may be my only option since my "good friend" Steve won't do a darned thing here.



But I will leave a note and will say good bye to the most beautiful internet girl I have ever known....whcih ,of course, is you.









:)

kissy-poo.

ror! ( I think that's her euphemization of BARF!! )








KISSY-POO!!!



:)

Phooey.

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself.




I will write my suicide note tonight and then hang myself via my wireless phone.


I will also bid my final farewell personally to Thebby.









This also gives Debbie one more chance.


;)








Oh...if any of you have a problem with my making light of suicide.....just don't fucl<in' bug me about it...ok?






(But I was wrong about the other thing ,Thebby. You were right and I apologize.)

I know you are....and it was no big deal....be careful with your wireless phone OK?

Sorry I could not play last night. Storms came through and we lost power.:(

[quote=mortyfeatherhands]Well Debbie stopped by this morning to make an offiicial measurement.


11.35 inches.




And she knew just what to do.










I thought that Great Dane looked familiar this morning. Wasn't too cooperative with the blow dryer though.:D :D :D

LOL!!!! A classic!:D

No complaints here Morty. I always find you entertaining.:)

Thank you so much.

And I will.


It's on Sprint and they dropped me yesterday anyways.

Fine work,Deb.


You certainly know what's good for you.







But please do not encourage The Beast again.

Sorry but it was funny.:D

No it was not.

She is a witch.





May I dust you?

I have to go take care of some horses now but I shall be back tonight. I look forward to being dusted.:D

And a fine dusting it shall be,Deb.













=;>

I prefer Pepsi over Coke. :D

I know ya do baby.










Stretch your thinking on PreparationH.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you think it works, then perhaps I will try it if I ever grow em like you've got em.

BeeHived...I mean Hooved.




But what I was......








...phooey....never mind.

I will be leaving after tonights DebbieDusting.





I have decided to turn on my pm feature for those wishing to bid personal good byes.

I hope that's not a mistake.


Chris Hansen WILL be screening them.

Don't go, Morty!

DITTO!

Too kind...entirely too kind ...but I must do this thing.


Are you ready to be dusted Deb?














Wait a minute.















Doggone it.












Are you ready to be dusted.......Deb?