Ah don't thank ya do.




Ah don't thank ya got the guts to say it.

In fact I don't think anyone here does.







I think you rookies would faint at the sight....much like Sightie-Poo did.

Phooey on you all.

it

With my luck A Ryan or Darden will jump in here.


Possibly PeeGarden.






Disgusting.

Oh that was very good.







But you're still an Uncly.

Ladies...put the dildos down and show me what you can do.

Only Daddydearest can hear those things Morty. Ya know that!

Not you ISeemStupid.







Just go somewhere else.

ror!



GOOD!







At least he may learn something then.

Oh come on ladies!



Show some guts here!....Where is your animal instinct??

Daddydearest doesn't need to learn a thing.... :D

All this sillyness that goes on..the innuendo bantied about....and now you have a chance at a REAL man with incredible equipment...


...and you clam up tight??????

How do you know?







How would you know playing with a diminutive pud ?

You have no idea how to handle it either.....DO YOU....MS. Dearest!?

None of you do.



None of you have the foggiest.







Go back to your fantasy soaps.....go away.


I'm disgusted with the whole lot of you.

What the fucl< does it take to get darted around here!!!??





ISeemStupid!







How stupid are you?


No dart gun?

Hi

Do I have to say Sumonelovesyou is an innocuous frog?


That she will be lucky to be standing up at the end?


That she is perhaps the biggest donkeybred in the history of racing???

ror!




Ho!




I mean HI!!!!







Tell these dummies what you would do with my 11 inch joint Cajuny-Poo.

I KNOW you can do it.

I wollaws. Do you, Morty?

Well no.



But that's very interesting.....very good.


OOOOOOOOOO




But don't start at the end......take me through the steps.

Here....you have it right in front of you.




Now what do you do?

take that back jerk face!

NO.





She's a steroid popping goat.

Is that it Cajun??

You have to take that halo of your head bad boy

I GIVE UP


That is you today Mr Horny Morty


Edit : I made a great stick figure of Morty with a Boner and it got all messed up when posted!

DRAT!

And you are all going to lose all of your moan-ay.

What the fucl< is that????




Go back to be UnclyTrust..





..you have fizzled.

You have failed fairly miserably as well...Cajun.






Maybe UnclyTrust made you shy...but you still failed.

Holy smokes.


Well I guess so!

Thebby..just get this over with.


I want to be darted for life.






Please...I would appreciate it.

I would hope everyone drops the sexual innuendo for the future because obvioulsy none of you know what to do....because you have very little experience.



So let's not act grown up and well knowing...because you aren't.









Your donkey horse is going to be embarrassed today as well.

Morty, It would appear that you may be suffering from the blue pill side effect that they warn about in the commercials....it has been more than four hours and you did not get medical attention now did you... perhaps the gray matter between your ears is lacking adequate blood flow...

If you really want to be darted then just go and dart yourself...just ask yourself one question... do you feel lucky?...well do ya?

Oh that was good,Dave.




OOOOOOOOO



If I am disallowed entrance the temptation to observe rookies going doo-dah over a donkey would be removed.



Are you happy now?

I guess I'm immotral.



I am pretty doggone disappointed.








If I am alowed entry when I return to see the result of Someonepullme's pitiful display of racing ....it will get MUCH worse.

Not big enough....rookie.

Do you want me to say it Morty? I really don't wish too since I promised Steve, I would be good and play nice with you. :D

Anti and I will dub you "Horny Morty" and let your insults go about how we know nothing. You just wish we would show you. :eek:

Ya forgot to put in his hands!

Ridiculous.

Well you can't so what's the point?