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herkhorse 12-15-2010 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 733848)
What I can't understand is why the dual exhausts RockTard and Indian Jalopy,for example, are allowed in the smart threads....yet I am not.


Even ae dingbat is allowed there and he shouldn't even be allowed here!!


Stevie...I won't brownie up to you like the other doorknobs here.

I won't do it to Randy and I won't do it to you.

I mean you can dart me ( don't ya just love that Rory Gallagher song?On my fourth or fifth replay on it---yup) for saying as much...I just don't get it!!



You have this "suppossed" newbe HairClog jump on and make a Self Autopsy Kit of himself...and he isn't quick darted





(Really...I really mean this.

Is it me????

It's him...right?)



sharp post. really.



duel exhausts, :D

clyde 12-15-2010 11:34 AM

Thanks so much...really,really.




But next time...no more Mr.NiceGuy.

clyde 12-15-2010 12:08 PM

I'm so sentimental..sniff.

I can be like a tree just dripping sap.








Which reminds me.That run to Kent where I passed the old place I lived...at least the ground it was once on.I recall this girl my sister set me up with.Funny, nice girl....HUGE boo bees...HUGE.Had to be in the 42-44 range.

Them's Himalayas man!!



Long story knockdown....came back to the place late at night.Having all sorts of fun with her,only to find out she's a virgin and "please,only for the one I marry." That's true! Those things do happen.

But she said to get some lube and she would let me doo dah her between the boo bees.

I'd never done that and it sounded like a weirding out thing, but I was too far gone so...ah did.



And I shot her right between the eyes.




!!!!...sssso funny! She SCREAMED and said .."GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!


I funny ran for a towel..laughing hard (why-I don't know.)

I swear it really got her right between the eyes.




So....I better stop reminiscing.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 02:27 PM

It's these uncontrollable outspurts ....err outbursts.... that may be hindering your lofty appeal



















Steevie won't put up with this in the smarty threads

clyde 12-15-2010 02:31 PM

Simply put;I've been double muffed.



The piss of death.

I hate them.

clyde 12-15-2010 02:53 PM

Stevie won't matter hark me.


He will scatter dart me.







It's the only way in to get out.

clyde 12-15-2010 04:11 PM

Everyone must be out Clydey notshopping.


I really don't want to washy clothesy.

But I must not.






Tonight..in the night,when it's dark;RareMuff gooses statues in the park.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 07:27 PM

Nicholas Ten Toes and KGB both celebrating birthdays today.


This must be noted here for the finah folks that cannot view the "other parts" of Steevie's Wasteland...





I shalll offer up a sweet rendition in honor of their mad phat handicappin' skillz:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiK5st6CDYQ

clyde 12-15-2010 07:37 PM

Nicly TenToes??

Whoa.




Anyhoo...HappyBirthday to KGB and ET.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 07:41 PM

I ferget how kickass Uriah Heep was

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLCq9...eature=related

clyde 12-15-2010 07:58 PM

Thank God I didn't.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 734154)
Thank God I didn't.

Nice comeback. You are frazzled for some apparent reason. Was your mother a pinball machine?

clyde 12-15-2010 08:18 PM

Now,now...don't go Ralphy on me here.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 08:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkA6zugNMQ

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 08:26 PM

All ahm sayin'.... Play from the heart....Victory thread...seems this place needed a little tighten'in up... that's all...

clyde 12-15-2010 08:29 PM

Rudy, you just unearthed what I couldn't find.


The sucker of satan's co.ck.

This what happens when a ton of hyperbole is mixed with a pound of frustration.

geeker2 12-15-2010 08:38 PM

I gotta agree with RudyRudyRudy

Take over control will ya!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fe4dk0Jtcw

AeWingnut 12-15-2010 09:01 PM

just awful

geeker2 12-15-2010 09:09 PM

^^^^^ Busy Covering Short Positions

clyde 12-15-2010 09:09 PM

Everyone keeps making me pause Ah Wonder Who for garbage!!


Garbage!!!!






But anyways....I just made a great ear to feel thing.

I'll paste that song again.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iypw...eature=related

Go to or close to 8:54.


Don't those several notes before the finish sound like perking Sighty's boo bees before they peak?

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut (Post 734192)
just awful

Ralphy's crap is way betah than yer crap - it has a beat and u can dance to it if u wanna

clyde 12-15-2010 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 734169)
All ahm sayin'.... Play from the heart....Victory thread...seems this place needed a little tighten'in up... that's all...

Oh all right.


You should perk Sighty's boo bees yourself.

clyde 12-15-2010 09:16 PM

You can hear the dull whiiiirrr of the noodle film projectors.

geeker2 12-15-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 734205)
Ralphy's crap is way betah than yer crap - it has a beat and u can dance to it if u wanna


Thanks RudyRudyRudy....I think :confused:

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 734200)
Everyone keeps making me pause Ah Wonder Who for garbage!!


Garbage!!!!






But anyways....I just made a great ear to feel thing.

I'll paste that song again.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iypw...eature=related



Go to or close to 8:54.


Don't those several notes before the finish sound like perking Sighty's boo bees before they peak?

They quit sellin' fake weed (K2) at mah local Haji-Mart 2 weeks ago.

















Thus there is NO WAY I get through 2:30 of this hot mess.

























Much less anywhere near 8:54

































We need to start gettin' more with the program.
















Used to be about music, weed, message.














Now it's Innerweb, crap, and crap.
























How does one bridge that gap?
























We need a hero.

clyde 12-15-2010 09:24 PM

Rudy...did you ever think of pausing and taking your little mousey-poo and dragging the little arrow to where you want....and then play it again?

geeker2 12-15-2010 09:30 PM

We need a hero


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7ZpLgkVxA

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 734218)
Rudy...did you ever think of pausing and taking your little mousey-poo and dragging the little arrow to where you want....and then play it again?

No. I hit the start sideways triangle thingy. And wait. Like the good ole days.


Call me old fashioned.





But at least I knew where mah weed came from and didn't give a shiat if Yes put out a double album with 4 songs on it. Cause' I knew it would be badass regardless.













I'd simply bake and enjoy.







Yes - Tales from Topographic Oceans.








I'd encourage you all to do the same.











http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrKzfYl3hgI

clyde 12-15-2010 09:36 PM

Well there goes this thread...again.

geeker2 12-15-2010 09:36 PM

Hey this just in Bob Feller died





and I have his BB card















I'm rich biatch !!!!

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 734226)
Hey this just in Bob Feller died





and I have his BB card















I'm rich biatch !!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sightseek 12-15-2010 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 734220)

Get some SAMe!

geeker2 12-15-2010 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 734230)
Get some SAMe!

Ror !!

I took that stuff once - made me want to watch Russ Meyer movies

clyde 12-16-2010 12:26 AM

Just to clear something up...and just in case.



If I ever really embarrass you and I don't hate you, just let me know.Not that I have...that I'm saying.

But for example....in the CA's.Someone used the dumb name,perk n' peak.So it just hit me as a Sighty's boo bees strategy.Just a CA like everyone else.I don't really know if they are skeeter bats or not.

From that long ago BWR photo......


Anyways....those notes in that song just made me think that......you know, what I said.


I know I've said a lot of other thing s about girls here that is meant to emb..I mean not embarrass,but it's just like........well it's kidding around.Like the muff names.

And I am not trying to single Sighty out, although I am drawing attention to them..I mean it. The song thing I mentioned.



I really should start over.






But I'm not.







So, in trying to do something good here I may have done something bad...unintentionally.


But I did not make that song and I did not make that screen name.

Which should clear me of any evil even though it wasn't evil.









Ok...listen.............no, don't listen.

Wait a minute.
















I'm hearing Ah Wonder Who and now parts of it ..it's like I am feeling the world's finest dupa.

Whoa!!...I think it's more feeling me!!

But there is no way I am going to cough up a name to connect this song's certain ( OH MY GOD!!!!) provocative segments.















Holy Mother of God!






I'm leaving!

clyde 12-16-2010 02:01 AM

It's this way...to say it bettah,maybe.

I've only met one person here.


I don't know,other than the few photos posted on NT..what anyone looks like.So what I say is pure nonsense, made to sound real.

But it's not.



So to maybe unembarrass some who may be embarrassed but are afraid of me to say so...............I do'nt have anything going on with anyone nor do I want to.





Not even the Dahlanatah.







That should go over well.







Not even Honula,Gooey,Deb-O-Deb,Cat-Girl-Do.....and yer what not.





So that's pretty clear.


I go off on my own way,get lost...and don't think.So that's why this.This is like parallel parking for the first time.

I think I'm failing in my intended direction.






That song's still playing and it's still happening.



































thud

clyde 12-16-2010 02:20 AM

One final note of noodley impotance.


Those of you who can't seem to connect with the blues...you have snoozed your way through a snot life and still have that silver spoon stuck firmly in your mouth and I hate you.







GoodNighty-pookins.

herkhorse 12-16-2010 05:46 AM

love the chorus on this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

clyde 12-16-2010 06:20 AM

And ,say....who could really blame him?





























thud

OldDog 12-16-2010 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 734265)
love the chorus on this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8


!! :D !!

Coach Pants 12-16-2010 07:24 AM

BareNog and DrugsSocksFan don't like each other...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jEsshy26N4


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