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clyde 12-09-2010 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 732329)
Great predatory background tune.... not that I'm encouraging this behavior...I'm being watched.


Actually,


I'm leaving.





:D

clyde 12-10-2010 01:23 AM

So popularly whackhish to smoke stone dead hashhish...doing the one who might have done me isn't always going to over big with the daddy.






Synchronicity?

Or Debbies coffee stash?

Placating the implacable is tricky when the one is part of another...it has to be done undercover.

clyde 12-10-2010 01:27 AM

NT has collectively lost it.



And I have deceptively tossed it.

Count my life in i-net hours.

Send me no ominous flowers.

clyde 12-10-2010 01:39 AM

Do you enjoy me as much as ah do?





Is it me?

clyde 12-10-2010 01:41 AM

I wish I wouldn't have killed Alan.



He was the balance.

And if I would have been smart,I would have had him ask all the girls for boo bee photos.

He would have made it work.

clyde 12-10-2010 01:49 AM

Oh well.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRYShr1M8to

clyde 12-10-2010 05:20 AM

The thing you walk under and when ya do---you must kiss it.



This thing is called missile muff.

Yes.

Missile muff.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bng3a...eature=related

clyde 12-10-2010 05:35 AM

When checking nipples for retentivity,they do not always cooperate in tandem.


One must allow each it's own personality.

Extreme boo bees will have one nipple remembering everything while the other won't even remember...the other.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7spYZ...eature=related

clyde 12-10-2010 06:00 AM

Treat the erotic firmness of a girl's inner thigh as your own.



If she has let you get that far,she expects you to stake claim.

But if you show fear as you approach the bush..you will be punished.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcX1q...eature=related

clyde 12-10-2010 06:10 AM

And now for the knockout punch...simmply go to 8:40.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdROjwy34qU

clyde 12-10-2010 06:29 AM

BUT NO!!



Live at NoAdvantage....Codependent Norge and the Nerdy Trail Dancers!


Special appearance by The Real Quake--EasyBake:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4du0...6DF2A&index=10

clyde 12-10-2010 06:38 AM

Oh..forgot one more.


Sighty-Poo sings live at NT Stables:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1DxXIBwkI

Sightseek 12-10-2010 08:25 AM

What am I singing? I can't click on u-tubey at work.

I hope it includes jig dancing.

clyde 12-10-2010 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 732403)
What am I singing? I can't click on u-tubey at work.

I hope it includes jig dancing.


Um....well,no.



It's a lovely song in which you share your inner feelings about yourself.

You were very touching.

Sightseek 12-10-2010 12:27 PM

If you're lying, I'm removing you from my Christmas present list.

clyde 12-10-2010 12:40 PM

Now you know me bettah than that.



What will be the time that you can see it?

Sightseek 12-10-2010 12:41 PM

At night...when it is dark.

clyde 12-10-2010 12:42 PM

spray!!!!





r u shore??

Sightseek 12-10-2010 12:45 PM

Shore I'm shore.

clyde 12-10-2010 12:48 PM

spit!!!!









stop it!!

clyde 12-10-2010 12:49 PM

Anyways...good.







I ..I mean you have plenty of time then.

OldDog 12-10-2010 01:13 PM

I touching it find

clyde 12-10-2010 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 732476)
I touching it find

So very happy you enjoyed the fine flurt...I mean work.

clyde 12-10-2010 01:18 PM

And now,I must go to do what I already have forgotten.





Wish me luck, won't you?

clyde 12-10-2010 03:14 PM

Oh my God!



Ah fur-got how soon inthenightwhenit'sdark comes now!

clyde 12-10-2010 03:23 PM

I have a real treat for all the girls here.



I have reanimated Alan and he will be sending you lovely pm's....soon.

clyde 12-10-2010 05:18 PM

Alan has sent out 11 lovely pm's.



To those so lucky 11...don't disappoint that beautiful mind.

Do not do this thing.

It Christmas.

Sightseek 12-10-2010 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 732395)
Oh..forgot one more.


Sighty-Poo sings live at NT Stables:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1DxXIBwkI

I feel like I'm watching one of Uncly's wet dreams with all of those half nakey school girls.

Sightseek 12-10-2010 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 732524)
Alan has sent out 11 lovely pm's.



To those so lucky 11...don't disappoint that beautiful mind.

Do not do this thing.

It Christmas.

Tell Alan thanks for the photo, but I recommend he use more water!

clyde 12-10-2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 732548)
I feel like I'm watching one of Uncly's wet dreams with all of those half nakey school girls.


snort!

clyde 12-10-2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 732550)
Tell Alan thanks for the photo, but I recommend he use more water!

Gooey on you!!





whoa!!







I mean PHOOEY on you!

Rudeboyelvis 12-10-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 732395)
Oh..forgot one more.

Sighty-Poo sings live at NT Stables:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1DxXIBwkI




That just pegged the creepy scale.

I give them extra points for turning the nerdy teacher into Dr. Frankenfurter though.




























I hope that was intentional. :eek:

clyde 12-10-2010 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 732554)
That just pegged the creepy scale.

I give them extra points for turning the nerdy teacher into Dr. Frankenfurter though.
I hope that was intentional. :eek:


How ironical.

Sightseek 12-10-2010 06:38 PM

If someone has vanity plates on their car that say: IM4U2NV I think it goes without saying that they are a giant douchebag.

Rileyoriley 12-10-2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 732383)
When checking nipples for retentivity,they do not always cooperate in tandem.


One must allow each it's own personality.

Extreme boo bees will have one nipple remembering everything while the other won't even remember...the other.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7spYZ...eature=related

Alzheimers boo bees??????:zz:

clyde 12-10-2010 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 732558)
If someone has vanity plates on their car that say: IM4U2NV I think it goes without saying that they are a giant douchebag.


I got everything but what the V means.



Had to be FreddyHO.

clyde 12-10-2010 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 732567)
Alzheimers boo bees??????:zz:

Oh my God.



















thud

Sightseek 12-10-2010 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 732570)
I got everything but what the V means.



Had to be FreddyHO.

NV = envy

Yes, it's you.

Rudeboyelvis 12-10-2010 08:10 PM

Here's me ~ crusin' the 54 in Elfers, FL...on my way to New Port Richey:


Sightseek 12-10-2010 08:28 PM

Clyde's:

http://www.coolpl8z.com/view-plate.php?id=3008

Uh, it's not me and KGB is the only other Virginian... :eek:

http://www.coolpl8z.com/view-plate.php?id=2721

RockTard:
http://www.coolpl8z.com/view-plate.php?id=2927

Geeker:
http://www.coolpl8z.com/view-plate.php?id=3233


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