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Scav 06-16-2006 10:32 AM

Talk about opening up a can of worms...

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Talk about opening up a can of worms...

:D LMAO!

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
You'll be too old in 10-15 years... nothing worse than old farts trying to court a young woman to be his wife by driving around in his "mid-life crisis car." LOL You remind me of my boss... he is a miserable old clod. He FINALLY settled down and is married to a gold digging biatch (20 years younger) who calls him all the time and gives him no action in the sack. It's no wonder he's always trying to cheat on her! You get what you deserve though.

I have a great life, have my own business, and have a percentage of a few nice horses. I don't need to marry a gold digger, when I do get married, most 30 yr old women are desperate for anything and if I am 45 a 30yr old will be just fine. I will just think of the 20yr olds when I am getting some. I would never cheat, what is the point. I would just get rid of them first.

skippy3481 06-16-2006 10:33 AM

You guys are killing me here. Nothing wrong with settling down and getting married. The key is to find an independent woman that doesn't depend on you for breathing and youll be fine. She can do her thing you can do yours.

GPK 06-16-2006 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by whorstman
No doubt, I have had enough booty In my time to where I need her to be as into it as I am. Done playing around w/ girls, I love women.

Yeah...I got enough booty between 22-26 to last me a lifetime.

GPK 06-16-2006 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by skippy3481
You guys are killing me here. Nothing wrong with settling down and getting married. The key is to find an independent woman that doesn't depend on you for breathing and youll be fine. She can do her thing you can do yours.

You are one of the lucky ones bro....you have a great life.

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:34 AM

You know why Donald Trump and George Clooney types date young women. Because they can. :eek:

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
You know why Donald Trump and George Clooney types date young women. Because they can. :eek:


You guys really are funny. Ya just don't find the right women. One day you are going to find the perfect woman and ya know what? She is probably going to want to trade you in for a younger model. :eek:


Skippy said it best. Find an independent woman who likes to do her own thing. Problem you guys have is you want a woman dependent on you (meaning fawning all over you, doing anything you want, etc...), but then you get bored when they get too dependent. Finding a woman should not be about getting the hottest babe or the hottest sex, find a woman you can be best friends with and talk to. When you reach a point in your life when your wanker doesn't work, you are going to want someone to talk to.

dr. fager 06-16-2006 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
You guys really are funny. Ya just don't find the right women. One day you are going to find the perfect woman and ya know what? She is probably going to want to trade you in for a younger model. :eek:


Skippy said it best. Find an independent woman who likes to do her own thing. Problem you guys have is you want a woman dependent on you (meaning fawning all over you, doing anything you want, etc...), but then you get bored when they get too dependent. Finding a woman should not be about getting the hottest babe or the hottest sex, find a woman you can be best friends with and talk to. When you reach a point in your life when your wanker doesn't work, you are going to want someone to talk to.


I for one am goofing off here, if you want to be real as long as your happy and not hurting others in the process....who give a rats a$$ how you achieve it.

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
You guys really are funny. Ya just don't find the right women. One day you are going to find the perfect woman and ya know what? She is probably going to want to trade you in for a younger model. :eek:


Skippy said it best. Find an independent woman who likes to do her own thing. Problem you guys have is you want a woman dependent on you (meaning fawning all over you, doing anything you want, etc...), but then you get bored when they get too dependent. Finding a woman should not be about getting the hottest babe or the hottest sex, find a woman you can be best friends with and talk to. When you reach a point in your life when your wanker doesn't work, you are going to want someone to talk to.

Trade me in if she wants. I understand you do what you gotta do. Like I said, there is always another car on the lot. The wanker will always work, that is why they have Viagra. Add Hugh Hefner to my list with the others above. How about Michael Douglas. Isn't Brad Pitt with a woman 12 yrs younger than him. Men belong with younger women. That is the way it was meant to be.

whorstman 06-16-2006 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
You guys really are funny. Ya just don't find the right women. One day you are going to find the perfect woman and ya know what? She is probably going to want to trade you in for a younger model. :eek:


Skippy said it best. Find an independent woman who likes to do her own thing. Problem you guys have is you want a woman dependent on you (meaning fawning all over you, doing anything you want, etc...), but then you get bored when they get too dependent. Finding a woman should not be about getting the hottest babe or the hottest sex, find a woman you can be best friends with and talk to.

When you reach a point in your life when your wanker doesn't work, you are going to want someone to talk to.

When I get to that point, that's when I jump off the bridge! Why not find a best friend who you can talk to, who has hot sex, drinks beer, and looks good. I think I have and I'm keepin her!:D :cool:

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by whorstman
When I get to that point, that's when I jump off the bridge! Why not find a best friend who you can talk to, who has hot sex, drinks beer, and looks good. I think I have and I'm keepin her!:D :cool:

Exactly. You always can get the Viagra when you hit your 50's-60's.

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by whorstman
When I get to that point, that's when I jump off the bridge! Why not find a best friend who you can talk to, who has hot sex, drinks beer, and looks good. I think I have and I'm keepin her!:D :cool:

That's awesome! :D I hope my bf feels the same way. LOL

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by whorstman
When I get to that point, that's when I jump off the bridge! Why not find a best friend who you can talk to, who has hot sex, drinks beer, and looks good. I think I have and I'm keepin her!:D :cool:


That is what I meant for you to find. A woman who you can be best friends with and have HOT SEX with. :p Congrats on the find Whorst!

chupster2 06-16-2006 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
You guys really are funny. Ya just don't find the right women. One day you are going to find the perfect woman and ya know what? She is probably going to want to trade you in for a younger model. :eek:


Skippy said it best. Find an independent woman who likes to do her own thing. Problem you guys have is you want a woman dependent on you (meaning fawning all over you, doing anything you want, etc...), but then you get bored when they get too dependent. Finding a woman should not be about getting the hottest babe or the hottest sex, find a woman you can be best friends with and talk to. When you reach a point in your life when your wanker doesn't work, you are going to want someone to talk to.


Yeah, I was just thinking hmmmm.....they must spend a inordinate amount of time in bed if the "hot" factor is so overwhelming. I mean, yeesh, guys, just hire someone if that is what you are after and don't care about being with them for any other reason. It'll be cheaper and easier on you in the long run.

Very sad commentary going on here.

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by chupster2
Yeah, I was just thinking hmmmm.....they must spend a inordinate amount of time in bed if the "hot" factor is so overwhelming. I mean, yeesh, guys, just hire someone if that is what you are after and don't care about being with them for any other reason. It'll be cheaper and easier on you in the long run.

Very sad commentary going on here.

You women make it sound like hot chicks can't be fun to hang around and talk to. After a couple years it gets old though and I want to "discover" new women to have conversations with. I guess I just like to "find out" about new people. :eek:

oracle80 06-16-2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
I have a great life, have my own business, and have a percentage of a few nice horses. I don't need to marry a gold digger, when I do get married, most 30 yr old women are desperate for anything and if I am 45 a 30yr old will be just fine. I will just think of the 20yr olds when I am getting some. I would never cheat, what is the point. I would just get rid of them first.

Exceller have any of your horses run yet?

GenuineRisk 06-16-2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
The ones that just lay there in bed hold zero appeal for anyone. You have to train them correctly, just like a young horse. :eek:

And yours are trained to what? Think that 15 seconds is a marathon session? Hee hee hee hee.

But now that I think about it, I've had to train my share of men. Darn it, the next girlfriends those guys had were really lucky I did all the work for them!

Exceller 06-16-2006 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by oracle80
Exceller have any of your horses run yet?

Neither one has run but Dollase has both. I think the Johannesburg colt should be out there this summer.

Exceller 06-16-2006 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
And yours are trained to what? Think that 15 seconds is a marathon session? Hee hee hee hee.

But now that I think about it, I've had to train my share of men. Darn it, the next girlfriends those guys had were really lucky I did all the work for them!

15 seconds was about 15 yrs ago. I am no longer a 5F horse, but a Belmont type stayer. Guys in their 30's have good staying power.

oracle80 06-16-2006 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
Neither one has run but Dollase has both. I think the Johannesburg colt should be out there this summer.

I like Dollase. Hes young and good. After he had Reraised win the BC at such a young age I expected him to get lots more owners. Hes a good trainer.

Exceller 06-16-2006 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by oracle80
I like Dollase. Hes young and good. After he had Reraised win the BC at such a young age I expected him to get lots more owners. Hes a good trainer.

My brother loves the guy. I think Esoteric Thinker will be the better of the two.

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
15 seconds was about 15 yrs ago. I am no longer a 5F horse, but a Belmont type stayer. Guys in their 30's have good staying power.

SOME of them do.

Exceller 06-16-2006 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
SOME of them do.

I hope for your sake your guy does. My girlfriend still prefers the staying power in the tongue, but that was probably more than you needed to know.

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
I hope for your sake your guy does. My girlfriend still prefers the staying power in the tongue, but that was probably more than you needed to know.

Uh yeah... too much info, thanks. And my guy has NO problems in the staying department, thank God. My ex husband did though and he's in his thirties.

Exceller 06-16-2006 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Uh yeah... too much info, thanks. And my guy has NO problems in the staying department, thank God. My ex husband did though and he's in his thirties.

Maybe you were just too much to handle for your ex. ;)

Coach Pants 07-21-2008 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by eurobounce
Well this is totally off topic but I will share because I think it is funny. Most of you know I am in the oil change and tire business in Indy. Well guess what, it is summer and all the high school cheerleaders need to raise money for their camps in August. And what way to the earn money....well they have a car wash. Of course I let them use my lot to have this car wash. Now, I employ young men who are honry as can be and are all excited because a local high school is here today and tomorrow. Two of them are here setting things up and putting up sings. Of course, they are cute and have little bikini tops on. I can see that my men will be distracted for the next two days--ha ha.


Coach Pants 07-21-2008 02:43 PM

How many pud photos were passed around due to this thread?

Mortimer 07-21-2008 02:49 PM

Well don't look at me..I wasn't even here then.

Sightseek 07-21-2008 02:50 PM

Interesting thread you've pulled out here Coach...

Mortimer 07-21-2008 02:59 PM

This is going to be good...I'll bet.

Who was exceller?

Mortimer 07-21-2008 03:04 PM

By the way...there are some very strange things going on around here.

Coach Pants 07-21-2008 03:05 PM

Taint me

Mortimer 07-21-2008 03:06 PM

Didn't think so.

Nice cats.

GPK 07-21-2008 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Taint me


Thats an awful lot of p*ssy licking going on in that avatar....

Mortimer 07-21-2008 03:11 PM

It is what it is.


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