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Cajungator26 06-13-2006 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Honestly, I was only making a response to his post about wearing a pink polo. I thought he was joking around so I did. If my best friend wasn't married I would have hooked him up with her. She likes skinnier men. Her husband was a good friend of mine. I hooked them up with one another. Just teased kev because that was the topic "men wearing pink". Honestly, I think men wearing pink is girlie. Every man on this thread who wears pink, I would call girlie if I saw them wearing it.

But what do I know? I am an old married women who lives in the boon-docks and doesn't know that gay men don't hang out in South Beach.
Gay men DO hang out in South Beach. It is FLAMING down there...

Buffymommy 06-13-2006 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Gay men DO hang out in South Beach. It is FLAMING down there...

I know that and you know that, but others on this board don't. :)

Cajungator26 06-13-2006 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I know that and you know that, but others on this board don't. :)
The only reason I'm sure is because I used to go down there with my gay buddies! LMAO! They love South Beach. I personally can't stand it... I don't care for South Florida's atmosphere as a whole.

boldruler 06-13-2006 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan
Real men think the horses are pretty.
Real men wear pink.
Real men cry.
Real men think horses are noble, extraordinary creatures, not pretty.
Real men wear pink only if their girlfriend or wife buys it for them.
Real men only cry at the death of someone.

GenuineRisk 06-13-2006 04:42 PM
Oh my God, I have GOT to start spending more time on the OT board. This was entirely too entertaining to read.

Kasept, you're a very good-looking man! And nice hat, too.

I like men in pink if it's a shade that suits their skin. Flowingtail, maybe you want to start with salmon and work your way up the pink spectrum?

Straight male fashion is about 5 years behind gay male fashion. Now, in NYC, the gay men are all wearing madras shirts and shorts. Which straight men were wearing some years back. And now they'll be wearing them again in five years and I'll be annoyed because I don't like madras.

my miss storm cat 06-13-2006 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
OH GOD!!!!! Men's feet should never be shown. Women's only if they keep their toes nice!

Kev you are making me nauseous...
I like mens feet and other parts too!!!!!

exquisitequine 06-13-2006 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Gay men DO hang out in South Beach. It is FLAMING down there...
Here is not "there" to me. I live here. Of course there are gay people here but its not "flaming". Ft lauderdale has a much more highly concentrated homosexual population.

my miss storm cat 06-13-2006 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by chupster2
Hell, I'm impressed by anyone who has a "chemise lineup"!
Me too!!!!!

chupster2 06-13-2006 04:52 PM
This crying line reminds me of that line from the "Reservations for Eight" episode on Designing Women when Gerald McRaney (or however you spell it) says, "and you just try having a good cry and see if a cold north wind doesn't blow up your trousers".:D :D

flowing tail 06-13-2006 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by GenuineRisk
Oh my God, I have GOT to start spending more time on the OT board. This was entirely too entertaining to read.

Kasept, you're a very good-looking man! And nice hat, too.

I like men in pink if it's a shade that suits their skin. Flowingtail, maybe you want to start with salmon and work your way up the pink spectrum?

Straight male fashion is about 5 years behind gay male fashion. Now, in NYC, the gay men are all wearing madras shirts and shorts. Which straight men were wearing some years back. And now they'll be wearing them again in five years and I'll be annoyed because I don't like madras.
Good idea... thanks.

Suffolk Shippers 06-13-2006 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan
Real men think the horses are pretty.
Real men wear pink.
Real men cry.
pink polo?

is the collar up? ;)

Independent George 06-13-2006 09:12 PM
Hey Buffysaintmarie.....you're a hate-monger
Cajunpopcorn..to you, anyone north of Baton Rouge is gay.

Independent George 06-13-2006 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
Hey Buffysaintmarie.....you're a hate-monger
Cajunpopcorn..to you, anyone north of Baton Rouge is gay.

By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.

Assttodixie 06-13-2006 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.
Hey pal-

Are you trying to steal the boss's mojo? Your catlike movements pale when compared to a real cassonova like Dixie. Dixie gives lessons in the art of internet love. Send your email if you want some lessons.

my miss storm cat 06-13-2006 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.
Do you say sexy things like stick a fork in him he's done when you're doing it????? I always thought my dream man would say things like that!!!!!

my miss storm cat 06-13-2006 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Assttodixie
Hey pal-

Are you trying to steal the boss's mojo? Your catlike movements pale when compared to a real cassonova like Dixie. Dixie gives lessons in the art of internet love. Send your email if you want some lessons.
Hi ass or assistant. Please tell the boss we are waiting for his little words of wisdom and such and that we are also waiting to hear if he likes Skittes too!!!!!

exquisitequine 06-13-2006 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Do you say sexy things like stick a fork in him he's done when you're doing it????? I always thought my dream man would say things like that!!!!!
OH my god- you too? The guy that got me into horse racing use to give me rider instructions when i would get on top. He would say things like "okay, take it slow and easy out of the gate and when we get to the quarter pole, ride like youve never ridden before" or "dont spit the bit! Dont spit the bit!"

It was so hot. He was so romantic.

Independent George 06-14-2006 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Do you say sexy things like stick a fork in him he's done when you're doing it????? I always thought my dream man would say things like that!!!!!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH..... that sounds like "rough sex". I'm into it,Cutie , if you are.
Haven't tried forks yet; you probably have to be a little more careful with those that you would with clothes pins.

I WAS in a brothel one night when I heard a person shriek.........." I've got 40,000 horseshoes.".I don't think the hooker was impressed,though, cause she walked out of the room saying, "Who the hell is Boy Wonder?"

prudery 06-14-2006 07:18 PM
I would be compelled to charge double to listento that

BoldDix 06-14-2006 07:41 PM
:eek:

When you come to my age, you forget the sheer IDIOCY of youth. Pink shirt, white pants? On a MAN who isn't part of that homosexual YMCA musical troupe? And what, pray tell, will you choose for your darned nail polish? Maybe you can wear the shirt a few inches short, to show off your belly and its inflamed razor stubble.

As a wise man debating a horse once said, "it's a travishamockery!"

rockhardtenfan 06-14-2006 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.
I wear an earing too man. The chicks dig it.

Independent George 06-14-2006 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan
I wear an earing too man. The chicks dig it.

You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.

rockhardtenfan 06-14-2006 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.
That's one suave look but it's not for me.

rockhardtenfan 06-15-2006 01:49 PM
Real men get mistyeyed watching this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX9S...bilia%2Ecom%2F

Happy T 06-18-2006 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.

I find long hair to be a huge turn on! I'm a puddle at your feet :p

Independent George 06-18-2006 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Happy T
I find long hair to be a huge turn on! I'm a puddle at your feet :p

Oh, I also got a tattoo.
So tell me about yourself; maybe we can hook up.

I don't need you to be a "puddle"; just as long as your gorgeous; sexy; intelligent; kind; caring and with a great sense of humor.

Happy T 06-18-2006 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
Oh, I also got a tattoo.
So tell me about yourself; maybe we can hook up.

I don't need you to be a "puddle"; just as long as your gorgeous; sexy; intelligent; kind; caring and with a great sense of humor.

I don't know about tattoos', those are kinda scary, I mean didn't that hurt?!! Ewww

Independent George 06-18-2006 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Happy T
I don't know about tattoos', those are kinda scary, I mean didn't that hurt?!! Ewww
Mine's not scary...........it's a picture of Ernie and Bert.
It only hurts if you're sober.

I see you're from California. That's too bad...........I don't get along well with girls from the Golden State. I guess it's a culture thing.

rockhardtenfan 06-27-2006 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
Mine's not scary...........it's a picture of Ernie and Bert.
It only hurts if you're sober.

I see you're from California. That's too bad...........I don't get along well with girls from the Golden State. I guess it's a culture thing.
Dude I aint never heard anyone say Ernie's name first. That's trip.

ForestofWonders 06-30-2006 12:02 AM
How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf

flowing tail 06-30-2006 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ForestofWonders
How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf
I would tell her to go find some other guy cuz i'm outta here no way am i gonna be seen tightly gripping a pink rhinestone-studded satin cluch with feathers sticking out of it. Think how it would damage my credibility among other dudes.


Then again you might get a nice lay for such a selfless looking action

Suffolk Shippers 06-30-2006 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ForestofWonders
How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf
I do that and when I go home, I remind her, I held your purse in public and many of my male counterparts saw that. Can usually get a quick hummer for it if Im playing my cards right and the I look like I felt like less of a man for doing it :cool:

FLOWING TAIL---YOU'RE THE MAN

Independent George 06-30-2006 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ForestofWonders
How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf

Sometimes they do that so that you'll open it and take a peek and see what kind of birth control she's using.This way, when you find her diaphragm, it means she's telling you that you can spend the night.

If there's nothing in there, or you find a dildo or something, then you're going home with the newspaper.

Suffolk Shippers 06-30-2006 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Independent George
Sometimes they do that so that you'll open it and take a peek and see what kind of birth control she's using.This way, when you find her diaphragm, it means she's telling you that you can spend the night.

If there's nothing in there, or you find a dildo or something, then you're going home with the newspaper.
couldnt agree more

foggyfan 06-30-2006 09:31 PM
Oh. My. God. Reminde me never to aska guy to hold my purse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flowing tail 06-30-2006 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers
I do that and when I go home, I remind her, I held your purse in public and many of my male counterparts saw that. Can usually get a quick hummer for it if Im playing my cards right and the I look like I felt like less of a man for doing it :cool:

FLOWING TAIL---YOU'RE THE MAN
A hummer... i like that.

Dude you really are a man after my own heart, how can we market this to make money

Lastkidpickedingymclass 06-30-2006 11:53 PM
hey foggyfan -

can i hold your purse? :)

Suffolk Shippers 07-01-2006 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by flowing tail
A hummer... i like that.

Dude you really are a man after my own heart, how can we market this to make money
I think making money is a solid idea. Maybe write a book? Make a movie?

flowing tail 07-01-2006 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Suffolk Shippers
I think making money is a solid idea. Maybe write a book? Make a movie?
I already have the idea of a book deal in the works. You could write some of the chapters and we'll share ideas. I really think this has a fighting chance. Ain't capitalism grand?


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