Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

Dixie's imaginary friend is your best bet.

Originally Posted by Independent George

I don't think I know Dickey. Why would he have imaginary friends?

Originally Posted by Dixie Porter

You should be looking for Bobby and Eugene!

Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

I dunno pal but maybe there aint no one to talk to in the old folks home.

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Boss-

What are we going to do with this BROAD? Its DANNY and EUGENE! For those that arent in the know, they are the SPEEDBOYZ! Bobby is BOBBY...and im BRUCE.

Say it...Learn it...Live it!

Originally Posted by Assttodixie

Oh I'm sorry!!!!! I was so busy looking at my Rocky and Roundy pix that i got mixed up!!!!! How about you, you like Rocky right? Does Dixie? Does Eugene? Does Danny? What about Bold? Sure they do everybody does!!!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Hey broad-

Boss says that both of those "horses" should be dragging a plow. Wouldnt bet your money on them. If you keep betting on those nags youll be wearing boxes for shoes.

Now, if you would ever like some handicapping lessons from the GREATEST gambler ever, send boss an email. He loves helping out the ladies...with more than just horses. know what i mean????;)

Originally Posted by Assttodixie

No I don't so will you tell me now? Pleeeeaaaasssseeee????? Thank you Miss Ass to Dixie!!!!!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

I'll talk to the boss. Let me tell you this- You're in for a REAL TREAT! Dixie's catlike movements are known throughout cyberspace and BEYOND.

Originally Posted by Assttodixie

Do you mean to say he has steel blue eyes and catlike movements both????? What a hunk!!!!! How are you his ass without sleeping with him??? Wait I just realized maybe you are his assistant!!! I love it here you learn all kinds of important things and meet famous people who have their very own assistants or asses!!!!!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Yes, Miss storm cat, I am bruce ASSttodixie. I have never been his "ass" unless you count the one night where he overdosed on his meds and had one too many vodka tonics. We promised not to ever talk about it.

I will forward your info to boss. Now...GET LOST

Originally Posted by flowing tail

lol 25 is plenty. Trust me for 2/race I can get you started on the right foot and you will have lots of fun.


You don't even have to bet every race, often I find I don't have time because I become so enthralled looking at the horses in the paddock that I want to follow them to the track to take pictures. And then I just stand down on the rail.

Originally Posted by Wisecracker

You people need to toughen UP.

I've been following the sport for over 80 years(even though I'm only 67), and if you DON'T have the guts, you WON'T get the glory.

Now....GET LOST !

Originally Posted by Wisecracker

You people need to toughen UP.

I've been following the sport for over 80 years(even though I'm only 67), and if you DON'T have the guts, you WON'T get the glory.

Now....GET LOST !

Originally Posted by Assttodixie

Boss, Boss!

Is this your super top secret clandestine screen name on here? I remember when that guy down the street said "hey, you being wise, you cracker?" Is that where you got that? I love it boss.

lets leave HAGS and HOPELESS broads alone. As you always say, dont shoot at lifeboats.

Originally Posted by resplendentdapples

Well, considering it costs me over $25 to take my kids to the movies I suppose we could use it on a night at the track instead! :)

What night would be good for you, do you ever go to Churchill Downs? Louisville is a bit of a drive for me down 71 but I might be able to pile up the ol' Dodge Caravan full of the rugrats... let me know!

Originally Posted by resplendentdapples

Well, considering it costs me over $25 to take my kids to the movies I suppose we could use it on a night at the track instead! :)

What night would be good for you, do you ever go to Churchill Downs? Louisville is a bit of a drive for me down 71 but I might be able to pile up the ol' Dodge Caravan full of the rugrats... let me know!

Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

As I mentioned in another post ... I was overseas for three weeks and I'm still playing catchup with more important matters ... but have no fear ... I'll be back here before long ... dazzling you and everyone else with my amazing brilliance.

Meanwhile ... you can visit Horseracingtalk.com ... and peruse my archive of nearly 3,000 posts. Among the things you'll find are:

• In 2004 I predicted that Smuggler would be the 2005 3YO Filly champion.

• Two weeks before the 2005 BC Sprint ... when Lost In The Fog was being hailed as the greatest sprinter since Domino ... I predicted that he'd fold like a cheap suit and finish out of the money.

• In early March 2006 ... when Bernardini was a complete unknown ... I predicted that he was the most talented 3YO colt and would soon become a G1 stakes winner.

• Also in early March 2006 ... when Songster was a complete unknown ... I predicted he would become the best 3YO sprinter.

• In February 2006 ... when Matz announced his training plans for Barbaro ... I predicted that Barbaro would be unfit for the Triple Crown races and would not be able to complete them.

• In August 2005 ... I predicted that Mayan King ... a total unknown ... would be a serious contender for 2006 Horse Of The Year. Mayan King recently ran a mile at Belmont in the same time that Silver Train won the Met Mile ... and if he stays healthy ... will surely be contending for Horse Of The Year.

• Two years ago ... I pointed out that Todd Pletcher was unsuccessful in developing colts to win G1 races at classic distances on dirt. Now ... that topic is all the "buzz" in the racing media.

• In early 2005 ... I predicted that Funny Cide would never win another open graded stakes and that his only chance to win another race would be against New York-bred competition.

There are many, many other examples of my brilliance in analyzing and prognosticating thoroughbred racing ... and ... as Casey Stengel often said ... "you can look them up" ... simply by going to the Horseracingtalk.com archives.

Happy hunting!

Originally Posted by Lastkidpickedingymclass

Yours...and.....hmmm..

I'll have to get back to you.:p

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Ha ha wow you are really learning kid.



I think you should pay me for the lessons in making you so smooth with the ladies. I told you everything you know.

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Ha ha wow you are really learning kid.



I think you should pay me for the lessons in making you so smooth with the ladies. I told you everything you know.

Originally Posted by Wisecracker

Please...if you DO show up, kindly leave your kids in the MINIVAN. I'll be concentrating on MY handicapping.

The racetrack is NO PLACE for kids and MOST broads.

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Hey broad-

Boss says that both of those "horses" should be dragging a plow. Wouldnt bet your money on them. If you keep betting on those nags youll be wearing boxes for shoes.

Now, if you would ever like some handicapping lessons from the GREATEST gambler ever, send boss an email. He loves helping out the ladies...with more than just horses. know what i mean????;)

Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

You give lessons? How much?

Originally Posted by flowing tail

LOL well considering I go to U. of Lou-ville then yeah I go there pretty much all the time it is my "home track."

Too bad but there is no "night" racing there. For that you have to watch the cart ponies down at Red Mile in Lexington. That place is good if you like to see mullets.


Anyway I am rambling. Get the kids packed up and I will meet you, you should come on Stephen Foster day Perfect Drift is running and I have to take pics of him.

Originally Posted by Wisecracker

Hey kid. Don't waste YOUR time with this degenerate BUM.

You can't sav'em all.

Originally Posted by flowing tail

But sometimes i feel bad for lame dudes b/c well this is sort of a secret but I used to be one. That is until I figured out the secret to raking in so much tail. Mostly I learned from this RStiggy guy but that is a secret and I'm not supposed to discuss it.


Anyway I get a philanthropic bug up my azz every time to time and just need to help a poor pathetic sap get laid, do you know what I'm saying?

Originally Posted by resplendentdapples

Wow, that's amazing! MY HUSBAND WENT TO UofL!!!! GOOOOO CARDINALS!!!

What's Stephen Foster Day? Are they honoring the great man who wrote My Old Kentucky Home? I thought he was dead?

Mullets? I'm a HUGE fan of them! How did you know :D I like the cart racing, although I don't understand it. They're pretty horses too!

Originally Posted by Wisecracker

Hey kid. Don't waste YOUR time with this degenerate BUM.

You can't sav'em all.

Originally Posted by flowing tail

He did no way what year. Do you remember his major b/c I started out in engineering but it was kicking my azz pretty hard lol with all the partying and what with raking in hot ladies at my frat parties all the time that was just more important. So anyways I switched to sociology b/c that's what major I noticed the cute girls all gravitate towards.

Stephen Foster is a race named after that guy, yeah. It will be pretty good. DOn't know if you know Brass Hat but he ran real good in Dubi and will be there.

Haha if you enjoy a good mullet parade than Turfway is the place for you. If you would rather see carts then Red Mile gets going soon I think but I will check on that one. Those horses seem more calm and their heads arenet as pretty but of course that never stopped me from taking pictures.

Originally Posted by resplendentdapples

My hubby graduated in 1989 (I think)... I was working as a cashier in a grocery store in Erlanger, KY when we met (he was sooooooo cute! he'd come in EVERY day just to buy something from my line...) I don't know what his major was off hand, but now he's a parts manager at Autozone! I'm so proud of him. I just stay at home and take care of the kids.

Oh, it's a RACE! Do they give away money for that race?

By the way, what's a Brass Hat? That sounds kind of heavy! I don't think i'd want to wear a brass hat.

So you know what I look like, I've attached a picture of my family (the little one is mine!)

Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

This Steven Forster is dead or what?

Originally Posted by Lastkidpickedingymclass

Ha. I used to have a kid named Steven Foster in my class back in elementary school. I remember one day he forgot his lunch at home, so I gave him half of my Fruit Roll-Up.:)

Originally Posted by resplendentdapples

My hubby graduated in 1989 (I think)... I was working as a cashier in a grocery store in Erlanger, KY when we met (he was sooooooo cute! he'd come in EVERY day just to buy something from my line...) I don't know what his major was off hand, but now he's a parts manager at Autozone! I'm so proud of him. I just stay at home and take care of the kids.

Oh, it's a RACE! Do they give away money for that race?

By the way, what's a Brass Hat? That sounds kind of heavy! I don't think i'd want to wear a brass hat.

So you know what I look like, I've attached a picture of my family (the little one is mine!)

Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

What flavor was it?

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Wow does your hair really still look that way lol.


That is a great story and Autozone is cool b/c I buy all my air fresheners and washer fluid there they seem really helpful and everything if I can't remember how many inches my wipers are supposed to be.

Yes i think the purse of the race is a 1/2 or a million dollars. Brass Hat is a good horse you should look him up. He won some good races and got 2nd in Dubi but they took it away b/c he had a positive drug test very unfortunate.

Originally Posted by Lastkidpickedingymclass

What flavor? Well, the only flavor they ever used to make - "Delicious" :)