total-62

total-40.40

Total 2 day scores:

WINNAH- OLD DOG -$145.20 :tro::$:

Arletta-$118.60

Sighty-$84.40


Herky-$61.40


Casp-$55.60

Me-$36.20

Clyde-$32.10

Clyde can have my winnings.. That would make him the Big Winnah!

He can have mine, too. That makes him the big, BIG WINNAH!

Yay!!!

Congrats Clyde :D

I have decided to award Clyde that truly awful "the best is yet to come" lady singer.
She will be perfect for a hunt and kill.

:tro:

From Big Winnah ~ Clyde

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Good.....whatever it is,Sporty Fans.

I come to you in great woe.

Many decision have been made in the last almost 24 hours.



The assault and battery performed on several horses at the start of the BC got me to thinking....for a change.I understand how handling of physical attacks out of the gate can be tricky,but I do wonder how it seems to always be the usual suspect.Oh just a coincidence it was the race fave along with the only horse who could really pressure PayBob.....I mean Bayern...who were both budgeoned out of the gate by PayBob----I mean Bayern----as a result of his unfortunate and momentary loss of all directional senses.


Nice track shape for PayBob too.

I'm sure another coincidence.

For me, I have had enough of the self certified veterinarian.


As well as the Santa Anita Farmers Market....I mean race track.As well as Pfizer Labs' chief chemists:Asmusen,Pletcher,O'neil and baffert.In a "sport" where the big names are only big fish in small,meandering creeks and stammering acts are met with admiration;enough for me.

CLYDEFORM!! will cease.To those of you having 1,2, and 3 year subscriptions;too bad----way it goes.


Phooey on horsey racing.

Unless someone gets baffert and his kind on a show and takes the Mike Wallace approach rather than the Larry King birthday party method.




Thank you so much L'Arletta for being the first to offer your points to me.

Hmmm.....perhaps a rephrase is in order.




Thank you,L'Arletta, for offering me you total contest score as it also brought out the same offer from Old Wuffie who I also thank very much.Unfortunately,Martha Stewart isn't going to allow it to happen.


Adios Amigos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqUyNaSdvg

I demand a recount !

I hereby award my points, er, score to MMSC.

Just 'cuz.

Come back when you can, ma'am.

"Old Dog won fair and square unlike Bayern" :D

Thank you! :{>:

Thank you!:{>: Sorry I missed it.

He's baaack... ~ Clyde


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Really,shame on me for not profusely thanking Deb-O-Deb for taking the time to run these best contests on the i-net and also for her generous heart.

(I know I'm Eddie Haskeling pretty good here, but it may pay off.)


And in addition,I'm really missing the boat if I did not explain away PayBob's incredible good fortune in the BC.

You lovers of the amusing skit titled "Suck Satan's Cock" will understand. That skit was hatched to explain how seemingly talentless people sometimes reach a high pinnacle of success.

Anyhoo----baffert sought out Satan's "services....for a price" and did stop by his place earlier last week.


Finding Satan in his massive throne down in the catty-cooms of his dark castle; baffert approached.


Satan recognized him and spoke:


"Ah....Bobby.

Back again, aye?"

(No Eddie, it won't. :rolleyes: but thank you for the kind words.:{>:)

To Deb O' Deb From Clyde



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My Bituminous Friend,


(Meaning Deb-O-Deb)

Thank you for the heart ,but so much not the failure to purchase my Eddie Haskelling.I put a lot into that act and am continuously disappointed by you.

A you know, my days here on this planet are numbered.I may not make my birthday next Wednesday.I would prefer you keep this betwixt you and me;you know how I hate sympathy....even though I have never received any sympathy.

Let us hope PayBob does not win any horsey award.He has run at different shipping venues; very well in some and very bad in others.


At least he has no fear of failure.

And he isn't afraid to assault....UPS!!....I mean mix it up in close quarters.

But felonies aren't everything.


Oh my, I'm getting windy again.Perhaps it's best I cut this long right now.Thanks for the kindness you have distributed throughout as well as your indefatigable efforts in keeping contest scores while throwing fairness to the south winds of Pazuzu.

Only you.



One thing I hope you never forget: No one likes me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARHQptIqi68

To Clyde O' Clyde from Deb O' Deb

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My Enfeebled Friend,

I am sorry to learn of your impending demise. Hope it wasn't the chocolate chip cookies I sent. The milk had only expired 2 days before. Still hoping you pull through but just in case, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

I still like you.:{>:

Shouldn't you be out making a snowman :p

Not enough for that yet. More coming tonight.:tro::)

:D


I hope you go on a nice vacay for your bday!

Happy birthday, rest in peace and fly with the angels, Clyde.

:(

Oh well Deb'o'Deb mentioned the impending demise so I thought it was appropriate but okay scratch that... just have a happy bday again, Clyde.

The funeral procession was incredibly moving...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWTVW6qoX4o

:D

There has been a request for one more contest this year. I will not be around Thanksgiving weekend so how about a What The Hell it's almost Christmas contest. A free for all-pick your own race and track to play. Pick 1 race with at least 8 entries, any track of your choosing, 1 horse for your WPS bet and of course, the ever popular, StevieAll 5 horse pick. Race must be any day between 12/1-12/24. One play per contest player.

Per Cheating Rule # 465, section 47b : If you have multiple personality disorder, all personalities may enter.

I just knew that someday this would pay off for me.

This is awesome! :tro: Ah can't wait!

From the one and ONLY Clyde

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Thank you,dear friends, for the death wishes.Old Wuffie----your clip.



AWFUL!!

Give me a stinking break already.



I think it was those cookies and the rank milk with which you made them.Nice display of your warm attitude toward me.Uhm, O-Deb-Deb....I do have a question.It's fine to allow multi's to have multi game bets.BUT....many of us here have well structured,healthy personalities.Us healthy personalities.....some of us have imaginary friends and it is my hope you would show no bias to imaginaries.I assume they may play,too?


My friends....a severe chocolate shortage is fast developing.

Just when you thought things couldn't get worse.

I'm afraid no one is going to like me all over again.


Store clerks won't wait on me.Librarians won't help me with the Phooey Decimal System.The staff at the local clinic will refuse me attendance.Doc LoriPooKins will no longer hug me.Now what the fucl< shall I do?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXaQ9pr8kls


You know what helps?

When I feel down and in despair, I start talking about me.

I love this.


But I do think when the multi's come out we will find that L'Arletta is Bluffian and that BrownSugah is CheekyBumLookah.....SightyPoo is Daffy Danny and Old Wuffie be Little Run( and yer vise verser)....I'm pretty shore we will find Ralph Geeker is SueyCide.

Would think BeefHerky is S5P.

And I KNOW Deb-Deb-O is GenuineCrazyLady.





A message from me performed by Brown Sugah.She's a little nutty,but oh well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAABJ0hH84



And here's a little clip showing how L'Arletta saved my life the last time I was to die:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5pECaW-VMI






There will be later more.













GODDAMMITY!!!!









Anyhoo....adios amigos!

:mad:

This one goes out to a dear friend.
When next in need,
my advice you should heed...


http://youtu.be/dfuHwPtVQOc?t=1m46s

Dear Clyde and his imaginary friends,

Per Cheating Rule #465 Section 377c-Imaginary friends may play. We are a friendly group after all.


:{>: Me


P.S. I told you I'm not CRAZY!!!!! Just slightly unbalanced.

We feel the same. :zz:

Hey clydienut, howz the snow and bitter cold up your way?...My isis, oops i mean my sis lives up near you and i'm worried about her...she's whacky like you too:eek:...stay safe my friend and drink a lot:tro:

Signed,
BIGrun

Yacked with him earlier and boy! that word sure fit him today :D

Fits him everyday:D He sent me a picture of the snow on his car:eek:

A jibe from Clyde



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Well.

Lots of snot faces to answer.


First off.....Old Wuffie:I found your mad face HIGHLY AMUSING! Fine work.Your new clip;would rather replay the funeral clip.

Dob-E-Dob:Thanks so much for referring me to Section 377C of Rule 465.Slipped my mind.I know you love you,and am aware of you balancing problems.I do,however,admire your vicarious musings through my life as a male prostitute.The thing is;you never would pay for it.

BIGrun:Mighty white a ya.Not so bad here.Others have it much worse.We have mid January weather in mid November,that's all.You know, I kind of prefer the term "gifted" to "whacky".Also, I would like the phone number of your sister as long as she is under the age of 30.Otherwise, forget it.

L'Arletta: You could have said I experienced serendipity although what I found as opposed to what I was looking for wasn't exactly just as good or bettah.


But noooooOOOO.

You had to say "whacky."

But....oh never mind.


You could have said I was experiencing massive stigmata.




****age.

That doesn't work so well either.

I really hate you.





Let us close with this chordful phone:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o7BwblazjQ

For Clydiepoo...

I thought long and hard (perv) about what to post for you and, even though you called me a pretty horrible name :D figured ah would send you a couple of minutes of joy featuring a truly beautiful girl.

For you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_H5W7E5zag

Now don't evah call me that again!

GODDAMMITY!!!!

Someone turn on the freakin heat. :mad:









This is where Ralph Geeker gets all snot face and tells us he was at the beach today.


I'm still more tan than he is.

Awwww!