This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?

i was sooooo in love with his girlfriend in karate kid. i even practiced beating up that stupid idiot blonde hair dude who kept picking on him in the movie. i had a poster in my room with her on it, oh my goodness gracious. brings back memories. i need to rent that movie again.

i can be such a lush at times:o

DTS, can you give them catchy nicknames?

Oracle -220 v. +200 Nostradamus

Oracle pickem v. Nos+his mystery brother

wayne i am rollin. by the way is stevie ok?

i can be such a lush at times...



Only on days that end in the letter Y Curt.....:D

Dala,
My guess is that they've already picked them,but if they want to make any changes, they'll have to let me know before I get the posters printed.
You sound interested, Dala.
Do you want to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this opportunity?
Pay pal is for deposits only.

I'll take Nostradamus being that this is in his backyard and i love a home dog.

How about this line:

Oracle+dutrow+mystery dutrow lackey pickem VS. Nostramus+albertrani+mystery brother

In a no holds barred tickle fight.

Tickle fights are cruel. I made my sister pee in her pants.

How about the whole experimental Nostra group vs a pack of girl scouts?
girl scouts -330
nostra experimental group + 350

Count me in. Hey, considering you are promoting this little shindig, can i play Michael Buffer? You know- the "lets get ready to rumble guy". I have a good head of hair and this will be my chance at the big time.

Hey, considering that there are so many "mystery" brawlers, can we designate that those guys have to wear those funny wrestler's masks? Can you imagine Dutrow in tights?

i dig e shue but who can not dig a jolie's lips and legs? my future ex wife then i wake up and realize that i am not in bed with her;) :confused:

"My future ex-wife"...now I've heard it all!
Don't book the church or the caterers.
We might be able to fit you two on the undercard...unless the girl scouts get carried away.

Masks are extra, ring girl jobs still available, hot magenta speedos on order.
And the "full head of hair" guy can have the microphone, but he must take deep breaths from the helium balloon before every sentence.

Haven't followed the spat too closely but...

Why does Nostra keep insisting on bringing in his bro'? If you have a problem with someone, clean it up yourself. Stop with the "my brother and my friends will be with me at Belmont" crap. Be a man and face your demon(s) on your own.

A betting man never turns down a sure thing...I'll take Oracle.

i can't stand when people won't own up to their mistakes. BUT, i'm not so sure making an incorrect horse selection should be included in that general mix....

i don't like being wrong, esp at work, or making a mistake, but i own it when i do....better in my mind to take the lump than try to worm out of it.

almost on the level of my daddy can beat your daddy....

yeah, nos--what DOES your bro have to do with it?

very amusing stuff, too bad i had to go to bed and miss it all...and now I"M up, where is everyone else?!


the rumble in the jungle
thrilla in manila.

whats this?

poster with the most-er??? LOL

'cappers in the crapper!! that's it!!

oracle is a first class coward, dont waste your time on him, he backs out at the last minute, and a hangnail would send him screaming to his mothers skirt

Thanks Troll, I appreciate your opinions!! LOL!!

That was priceless! :D

Sorry for missing the fight but oracle, a coward???

He's a gentleman and a scholar. :cool:

lmao,
absolutely right.
Ive been laughing while reading the entire course of this thread.
couple of questions.
who the hell is nostradamus?
should I know him from the ESPN board?

and did I read right that ateam has the power to lock threads?
lmao, the kid is a moderator?
awesome.

hey ateam,
who was the guy that you were going to meet at the subway station to fight?
was it devilfish?
did you ever kick his as*?
lmao, those were some great threads over at ESPN.


Repent

The funniest post ever was Repent admitting to the politically motivated slaying of Democratic aquarium fish. Holy God I will never forget that one.

I'm calling book rights on this thread. This is absolute comedy.

Problems, problems, problems....

First I tried to get the ring girls, ya know the ones that march around looking "hot" between the rounds holding up the cards. All I could find was my friend's maiden aunt (aged 54). She just had some very nice breast implants and wants to show them off. I sure hope she finds a "friend" soon cause all this talk about "getting hitched" before "time runs out" has me going crazy. With legs like hers, she'd fit right in the "hitch" with the Budweiser Clydesdales. Anyway, I'm still looking for "ring girls.

Next problem, the speedo's came in. But they're not magenta. They're "pink".
Since I had the Yankee logo embroidered on one and the tobacco leaf ( but it looks like a marijuana leaf) embroidered on the other one, I can't return them.

Next problem, I had the contracts written and waiting for signitures. Unfortunately, Bold Brooklyn is on a secret mission so he's unable to tutor the "reading" part of the contracts to those that need a bit of assistance.

And still another problem. The posters were printed but they misspelled "Nostradamus" as "Nutradamus". At least they spelled his brother's
name right...BROTHA!

The good news is that I bought all the lime jello from all the supermarkets within a thirty mile radius. That goes with the title of the bout...
"Big Time in the Slime"...and no, I can't change it cause it's on the posters.

More good news..I bought three tanks of helium so Dali, our "ring announcer" can inhale deeply before he gives each "blow by blow" account.

Stay tuned, and feel free to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this "promotion".

DTS

Cool we are set. I want the Michael Buffer intro role...if I cant do blow by blow.

Pgardn,
Sorry but Dali already has "dibs" on the Michael Buffer role. He's the one I bought all the helium for.
However, if you aren't opposed to wearing a blond wig, shaving your legs and armpits and wearing a nice swimsuit in public, I might just have a job for you.
Have you ever walked in high heels?

Hey Pgardn,
Didn't you say that you tried on your wife's "upper chest undergarment" on a different thread a while ago? Ya know what I mean.
If you did, it's ok with me.
No problem with "coming out" at all.
You might have a lot of fun with this.
Heck, it seems to me that the folks at Belmont are very easy to fool. It happens every day. Sometimes about nine races in a row.
Anyway, if you really don't want to shave your armpits, it's ok. You might fit right in and nobody will notice. Hey, it's Elmont after all. Moustaches are not a problem either.
I sure could use a few more "ring girls".
Let me know if you have some prospects in mind.
Do you have any preferences for panty (manty) hose?..ya know, the one's with the third "leg". Let me know before I place the order to Victoria's Secrets. Not that there are secrets.
I'm just trying to set this match up that we've waited for a long time to happen.
I'm still waiting for the "girl scouts" to get back to me.
And who is the guy I have to contact for Ateam's match on the undercard??

Still looking for "investors" and someone to "book" the side bets.
Any help is appreciated.

If its a jello match, Im up for crossdressing. Lets get this thing done.

I knew you'd go with it!!!!
Thanks Pgardn!!!
Do I need to get some pom poms?
Ya know...for the rooting section so Mera has something to sell.

Can you believe it?
More good news!
The 12 foot above ground swimming pool that had been on back order is being shipped.
Finally a place to get rid of all this lime jello, cause frankly, I'm getting sick of it. I'm out of storage space and the lime-jello and tequilla shots are having a serious effect.
I'm still waiting on the "chain link fence" guys.
This should be good.
I hope the roosters don't "chicken out" after all the time and energy I've put into this.

Question 4 Ya
 

Did you guys ever fight? I bet it was open handed slapping! LMAO!!! I missed this thread from earlier man what drama. :D

lol,
hey teach.
good to hear from you.

yeah, I dont like liberals or their aquatic animals.

I ran into a dude I went to hs with about a month ago and he asked me about that.
just told him I did what had to be done.


Repent

Boss, its me- Bruce. Why do you keep referring to this other person. Why do you keep hitting people in the head. For Pete's sake- youre eighty years old!

I knew you'd be on board Mera!
Rainbow boas will work!
Would you take a turn in between rounds holding a card, when the boa sales slow down?
"Big Time in the Slime" is going to be HUGE!!!!

As long as you're not skateboarding or water skiing, the high heels don't need to stay in the back of your closet...unless...unless...
Are going to be on "Dancing With the Stars"? REALLY?