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Coach Pants 01-04-2011 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 739596)


Coach Pants 01-04-2011 04:02 PM

In all seriousness folks...







































I might not have much longer to live.
















































If I do live to see 2012 it will be due, in part, to my l33t survival skills, physical fitness, and dashing good looks.


























The birds dying in Arkansas and Kentucky?

















































It has something to do with the New Madrid fault.























































We're f.ucked.































































In honor of my imminent demise I request that we be as mean as humanly possible to one other












Right now



























Right now
















Right now!!!!






































Go f.uck yourself, c.unts.

Kasept 01-04-2011 04:06 PM


Coach Pants 01-04-2011 04:17 PM

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...age1308200/pg1



You'll see. I am going to be living like a vagrant soon. Stabbing people for a can of Chunky Chicken n Dumplings with an expiration date of 09/09.

This will be the big one, Elizabeth.

Dahoss 01-04-2011 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 739597)
This thread has nothing on The Great Christmas Carole Meltdown from a few years back.

:tro::tro:

Rudeboyelvis 01-04-2011 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess Doreen (Post 739533)
What complaints to STEVE? I didn't make any because I don't need anyone fighting my battles.

AND, where would you be if it weren't for the smelly old snatch you crawled out of?!~ Oh, but wait - no woman would lay claim to birthing a scab like you - you were pooped out on a fence post by some diarrhea prone buzzard.

Do some of you guys spouting such virtriol ever get laid? Probably not. That's why you're so enraged about anything a woman has to say in retaliation to the garbage you spew.

Are y'all fat ugly dorks? Probably - they're the ones with the most opinion about female looks.

Are you otherwise normal people, but lunatics on the web? I'd venture to say you're lunatics 100% of the time, and people from your particular planet just never shut the hell up.

And, am I worried that YOU can't stand ME? Not in the least - I'm much too well adjusted to think I need the acceptance of a sociopath.

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 739589)
Wow you guys why don't some of you calm the fuci< down and stop being such little prima donnas?

I've done this too so for anyone about to post that I'm a hypocrite of course I'm guilty of it but some of you go over the top with the nasty names and the accusations.

I love a good fight especially a Nerdy Trail fight but some of you are getting out of hand and much as I might like you it is unbecoming and maybe you should consider stopping... not cause I'm asking you to but because there's no need to get so incredibly rude.

Some of you are making Rare Boggie and TFM look like Jesus Christ and Buddah.

Take a hint, get a grip and if you wonder why some of us choose to stay out of it? Read your own damned posts.

Fin.

Gooey..... Dahling.... Please....















Fine Work, Printheth.


Though I must say that Gooey is right - you went a little overboard. Coach didn't deserve that.





Ju's sayin'...










Mom Snatch Jokes?...













I mean....If yer goin' there ........without a lil' notice.....




















Woah......That's pretty hardcore....

clyde 01-04-2011 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 739597)
This thread has nothing on The Great Christmas Carole Meltdown from a few years back.

Birds of a feather..I should have known.

Sightseek 01-04-2011 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 739714)
Birds of a feather..I should have known.

Oh come on Clyde.

While you're speaking of all of those great reactions you get from the pig pen clan, perhaps you should ask yourself who is the meltiest in a meltdown?

The spaziest of the spazers?


The Numero Uno Top Dog of Drama.




Is it Quality Road in the '09 Breeder's Cup Classic?




hmmm, no.





Britney Spears shaving her head?






Entertaining, but no.












YOU in the Christmas Carole thread?



















WINNA.....WINNA.......CHICKEN DINNER!

clyde 01-04-2011 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 739721)
Oh come on Clyde.

While you're speaking of all of those great reactions you get from the pig pen clan, perhaps you should ask yourself who is the meltiest in a meltdown?

The spaziest of the spazers?


The Numero Uno Top Dog of Drama.




Is it Quality Road in the '09 Breeder's Cup Classic?




hmmm, no.





Britney Spears shaving her head?






Entertaining, but no.












YOU in the Christmas Carole thread?



















WINNA.....WINNA.......CHICKEN DINNER!


Like I said, Sighty.....birds of a feather.

That's all it comes down to and you are the one that has disappointed me the most.

Really.

I didn't ask for anyone to take sides because I really thought anyone could see whatw as going on... but I never expected it from you.

Dahoss 01-04-2011 09:52 PM

Instead of addressing the point that was made...avoid it and then try and twist it so the other person is at fault.

Always a solid method of communicating.

clyde 01-04-2011 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 739727)
Instead of addressing the point that was made...avoid it and then try and twist it so the other person is at fault.

Always a solid method of communicating.

Well if that's what you think I did...it's not exactly a surprise.



Go hate somewhere else,dickhead.

Dahoss 01-04-2011 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 739729)
Well if that's what you think I did...it's not exactly a surprise.



Go hate somewhere else,dickhead.

It's exactly what you did. Sighty made a point and you totally avoided it and changed it to something else.

Go whine somewhere else, sissy.

Sightseek 01-04-2011 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 739725)
Like I said, Sighty.....birds of a feather.

That's all it comes down to and you are the one that has disappointed me the most.

Really.

I didn't ask for anyone to take sides because I really thought anyone could see whatw as going on... but I never expected it from you.

It isn't about taking sides.

Rudeboyelvis 01-04-2011 10:04 PM

Wtf Clyde??? Y U Hatin' On Urrbody?? R U Insaneclownposse???

clyde 01-04-2011 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 739730)
It's exactly what you did. Sighty made a point and you totally avoided it and changed it to something else.

Go whine somewhere else, sissy.

The point being I defended someone I liked a lot to you and Drugess' low life song?


Maybe if he put your Mothers name in there instead.....nah, you still would have found it amusing.



Know what? Why don't you stick with your own kind? You know...the Sriloins,The Stevies, The Frenzy's, The Trained *****'s....and the Sightless.




You're really a drag on anyone who can admit they're wrong.That's something you can't do and never will do.

clyde 01-04-2011 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 739731)
It isn't about taking sides.


Oh yes it is,Sighty.


At least be honest about that much.

clyde 01-04-2011 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 739734)
Wtf Clyde??? Y U Hatin' On Urrbody?? R U Insaneclownposse???


Not everybody.

All you have to do is be a little aware of what has been going on...that's all.

Dahoss 01-04-2011 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 739735)
The point being I defended someone I liked a lot to you and Drugess' low life song?


Maybe if he put your Mothers name in there instead.....nah, you still would have found it amusing.



Know what? Why don't you stick with your own kind? You know...the Sriloins,The Stevies, The Frenzy's, The Trained *****'s....and the Sightless.




You're really a drag on anyone who can admit they're wrong.That's something you can't do and never will do.

As I told you then, you overly dramatic sissy, I had absolutely nothing to do with that song. It was a song that DrugS had posted many times. He had always changed the words around to needle people and it obviously worked because you had an epic meltdown. It was obvious he was busting balls and if you weren't under the spell of an idiot you would have realized it.

I get it. It's more exciting to pretend you guys are Bonnie and Clyde and everyone is against you. It's not the truth, but the truth has never mattered, has it?

clyde 01-04-2011 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 739738)
As I told you then, you overly dramatic sissy, I had absolutely nothing to do with that song. It was a song that DrugS had posted many times. He had always changed the words around to needle people and it obviously worked because you had an epic meltdown. It was obvious he was busting balls and if you weren't under the spell of an idiot you would have realized it.

I get it. It's more exciting to pretend you guys are Bonnie and Clyde and everyone is against you. It's not the truth, but the truth has never mattered, has it?

You know what's funny?


You hate that happened.

You really hate it and some of you are of the same opinion...and you let it be known all the time.


So good...I hope it eats a hole in your belly.

clyde 01-04-2011 10:14 PM

Know what else, I.I. Hossy?


The way you think we feel about?....You perpetuate it because you hate it's true.


And so...we keep on winning.

Every scathing ,nasty comment you make shows how much you hate us because you were born to hate.

herkhorse 01-04-2011 10:16 PM

At the end of the day




































just more dead birds

clyde 01-04-2011 10:17 PM

I'll let the spewers spew some more.




This place is seething with hate over me.

Now that I can see it better....I like it.

So dingbat can continue his gutless pm's and you all can throw up more venom.




Gutless Steve may see to it I can't come back in a little, but he's part of the group..so I undertsand it all.

Sightseek 01-04-2011 10:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weM3ze9E5BI

Dahoss 01-04-2011 10:17 PM

You've been talking to meras too much. Nothing you posted makes any sense. Try again when you cool down a bit.

geeker2 01-04-2011 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 739746)

"Have you taught him how to fetch yet and roll over?"

Et tu, Brute! Ror !!! :{>:

Coach Pants 01-04-2011 11:02 PM


dagolfer33 01-04-2011 11:35 PM


clyde 01-04-2011 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 739747)
You've been talking to meras too much. Nothing you posted makes any sense. Try again when you cool down a bit.


To you, it wouldn't.



But that happens when you're wrong.

clyde 01-04-2011 11:42 PM

Sightless,I.I.Hossy and the Trained Pus.sy.



All Friends of Frenzy.

Filth of a Feather.



The 4 FOFs.

Dahoss 01-05-2011 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 739764)
To you, it wouldn't.



But that happens when you're wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI

AeWingnut 01-05-2011 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 739745)
I'll let the spewers spew some more.




This place is seething with hate over me.

Now that I can see it better....I like it.

So dingbat can continue his gutless pm's and you all can throw up more venom.




Gutless Steve may see to it I can't come back in a little, but he's part of the group..so I undertsand it all.


gutless PM?

That's pretty funny

you gutless BM

AeWingnut 01-05-2011 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 739770)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0tVw8_CFMA

Rudeboyelvis 01-05-2011 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 739737)
Not everybody.

All you have to do is be a little aware of what has been going on...that's all.

More than aware, I'm afraid.... Jus' thought this bullsh.it was put to bed and not to be brought up again.

But apparently nooooo... you need to keep tweeking Franny, making lies and assertions and purposely trying to hurt for days on end...And then play the victim out of the other side of your face when someone mentions one stupid post....Classic narcissist..

You wanna go there again? If I recall correctly, your schtickla didn't exactly fly over at ESPN


Did you happen to get CGIT's permission this time before you drag her through another one of your psychotic meltdowns?

She seemed to grow weary of your tiresome "Sonny & Cher" Freakshow over there the last time.





A very fitting end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkS169P_Eeo

Antitrust32 01-05-2011 09:12 AM

oh the internet. am i the only one who just uses DT to waste my time at work? or is everyone emotionally invested here?

Coach Pants 01-05-2011 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 739803)
oh the internet. am i the only one who just uses DT to waste my time at work? or is everyone emotionally invested here?

I have no idea what's going on with Morty and his stable of hos.

Antitrust32 01-05-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 739804)
I have no idea what's going on with Morty and his stable of hos.

they must have all witnessed his picture!

Coach Pants 01-05-2011 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 739807)
they must have all witnessed his picture!

So all this bickering is over a pud photo?



A guy can't show his pud to random strangers on Internet 2.0? For shame.

Antitrust32 01-05-2011 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 739811)
So all this bickering is over a pud photo?



A guy can't show his pud to random strangers on Internet 2.0? For shame.

I was referring to the photo of his not so pretty face!!



just kidding morty... almost... you do have a great personality!

OldDog 01-05-2011 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 739783)

Oh, that's sad. First I heard about it.





ESPN?

Christmas Carole meltdown?

I'm so outta the loop. :zz:

Dahoss 01-05-2011 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 739803)
oh the internet. am i the only one who just uses DT to waste my time at work? or is everyone emotionally invested here?

It's more like one person emotionally invested.

Go Timmy Tebow!!!


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