Maybe if I hotlink pics from Sheikh Mo's website his webmaster will trace them here and report all of the insults Steve Byk has hurled at him.

LULZ.

Steve invited me to be on his show.




BMH is still trying to get on American Nite-ol audtions.

Kissy-Kissy!!

Sahib Benty!.........dumb fucl< Bob just shot your tree branch picking elephant!!!

Don't worry Carl!!

BMH is due in Naples by 4.

"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Naples,just 5 minutes ago, passed new vagrancy laws.

Hmmm. What is causing Sheik mo's nip arousal? The birds or Dubya? And, is he wearing a bra?

Bush is saying:



Say ( !! )....aren't those tiny hookas them birdies are wearin' ?

Yes ,Yes I understand i did the same thing with New Orleans:D


Uh..Oh Does George have a Pet ?

He used to it was called John Howard but they had to put him Down :-(

This just in...



..Reuters..........3:59 PM.....BentMahPud has been arrested....in Staples.....for vagrancy.......at the fish market....





....traces of bentonite have been found on his pud...we mean person....




.....but his pud appeared to be lifeless......un-named ( his wife and ewe) sources intimate the puds name is DeadSammy.....

I just went through this whole thread....call me crazy.....but ah diyud.








I snarfed my screen again!!!!




ror! and rule-eng en ze flour!!






GRADE JUB FELLERS!!!!

OH MINE GOD!!!








FR&L-A!!!!

My eyes are watering...a lot!



I almost fell off Belky's chair!

Hey..ror!!!!...get this thing darted!!

I can't stop laughing!

FUCl<!



I have snarf,spit and Pepsi all over this thing.....what a mess!!!!








It's mekin' me sick!

I am collapsed in a quivering heap of jello on mah desk.


The newbie photo CP posted was hysterical enough in itself....but I keep picturing it as depicting BentMahPud!!






My poor little belly is cramping!



HEP ME!! HEP ME!

Oh ..ROR!!!....don't look at it!

I just looked in the mirror....my Ohio State hat is on sideways.

My face has desk abuse wounds.



4 cracked ribs......don't read this thing.







Well that's pretty stupid---typing that warning on the last page.

Did he really?





He's a walking kick me sign.

He shouldn't type....just read.

Exclusive photo of BMP in "Naples"

Just a quick hello to those denizens of the real smart rooms that continue to fight the good fight... :tro: (Mortimer.. this means YOU.. And your dimples... I mean disciples..)

It's been an insane 6 weeks at Saratoga, and I'm happy to report that Hossy and I had the greatest time together imaginab.. Wait.. No we didn't. Three years straight and STILL no Hossy at the Spa... :rolleyes:

ANYWAY... Here to report that I will soldier forward and NOT dart Pillow no matter how difficult and petulant he is (:baby:), but I will keep a modicum of decorum in headlines, etc... Remember... It's not censorship if I dart it.

Thanks to all for keeping the crackling conversations alive down here as I slaved away at the Barbecue and on the radio. I will review the threads of the last 6 weeks and will award Thebby Boobie Photos to the best work...


Your faithful servant... Keep usurping!

!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

probably a wife beater...or in his case, a wives beater.

Fair and balanced :)

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Now you know how it feels.


HA-HA

HA

HA-HA

You know,Steve,I've always been a huge fan of yours.The thing I must insist on,though, is a replacement prize.Wouldn't Thebby boobee photos be like ghost posts?


Another thing...thanks for mentioning my dimples...girls love them ,but I don't brag about it.

Nor do they get my photo despite their constant nagging.

And thanks for not darting CP.Let him suffer here with me.





Finally.....





..who the fucl< are ya?

go to your room......without din din

Where I go..DinDin goes.

I'm busy planning the Sheikh Mo Day that Pants so kindly suggested on ELA's thread...

Oh stick a cork in it.

I still think he's still licking his wounds.


But even they don't get turned on by him.

I think he's "Baffert".

ror!!






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