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notyep59 05-28-2008 11:42 AM

this thread should be shown in elementary schools as an antidote to crack abuse.

Scav 05-28-2008 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716
I don't know how he could have gunned you if he was driving the other way. So wouldn't the judge have to ask where he got the 64mph figure from?
What's the worse that could happen, you are guilty and have to pay a fine for doing 64. That's what you are thinking about doing anyway. It seems like a freeroll. Unless Morty rats on you.

I am going to do the court date, you are right, I want to see if this guy will show up, and if he does, I will ask for supervision

notyep59 05-28-2008 11:47 AM

new poll: how many posts have ever included the phrase "i'm with morty on this one"???

philcski 05-28-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
new poll: how many posts have ever included the phrase "i'm with morty on this one"???

I laughed... for me it's 1 (maybe two if you include rating chicks)

Mortimer 05-28-2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
new poll: how many posts have ever included the phrase "i'm with morty on this one"???


I am honored Your Dumbfucl<ness has pointed this out.





For I soar above swine.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
I laughed... for me it's 1 (maybe two if you include rating chicks)


Bye Bye pies.


;)

Coach Pants 05-28-2008 11:58 AM

:mad:

Mortimer 05-28-2008 11:59 AM

thud

Mortimer 05-28-2008 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:

Morty is like the head of Mensa compared to most around here.

:)



:)







:)

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyep59
this thread should be shown in elementary schools as an antidote to crack abuse.

You wouldn't pay any attention to it anyway.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
I laughed... for me it's 1 (maybe two if you include rating chicks)


Oh Mr. Potato Head...your top 4 finishers for the derby...please.

philcski 05-28-2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Bye Bye pies.


;)

:mad:

Although I suppose we agreed on the 5th at Thistleydowns the other day.

Or maybe that was the 4th at Booley Park on January 27th. I can't remember now.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:11 PM

It would appear The Philski has lost his ability to type.



Too bad every day can't be like this.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:12 PM

Once again...I stand corrected.

philcski 05-28-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It would appear The Philski has lost his ability to type.



Too bad every day can't be like this.

:mad: :mad:

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
:mad: :mad:


I have insulted you on a message board.



You are correct.


But I am protected by laws against verbal abuse....so let's have your derby top 4...if ya don't mind.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716
I don't know how he could have gunned you if he was driving the other way.


So wouldn't the judge have to ask where he got the 64mph figure from?
What's the worse that could happen, you are guilty and have to pay a fine for doing 64. That's what you are thinking about doing anyway. It seems like a freeroll. Unless Morty rats on you.


Same way radar detects little airplanes coming at other little airplanes.





:rolleyes: ;)

philcski 05-28-2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I have insulted you on a message board.



You are correct.


But I am protected by laws against verbal abuse....so let's have your derby top 4...if ya don't mind.

Which derby, the OH OH Derby, or the HO HO Derby??

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Which derby, the OH OH Derby, or the HO HO Derby??


Don't mint julips with me---the K-Derby.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:18 PM

I would also like to know of notype's posted K-Derby top 4......anyone?

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:19 PM

I would also like the person or persons who perdicted Wig,Brown would win the Preak. and the Belmonts before the K-Derby was run....to come forward.

philcski 05-28-2008 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Don't mint julips with me---the K-Derby.

Well... I like the color brown, so I'll go with #20 for first since his name has brown in it. I haven't been to church in a loooong time, so hearing church bells would probably be good for me, so I'll go with #5 for second since it has bells in the name. I like cork, because that means you opened a bottle of wine, so let's go with the cork guy for third so #16 there. And I definitely like some good tail so let's go with the tail guy #2 for 4th.

How'd I do?

For the OH! Derby! I kind of like the Smooth one, since it reminds me of Orange Julius.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:22 PM

Ah.







No wonder I am rarely agreed with......and ,may I say, it is not lonely at the top?

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Well... I like the color brown, so I'll go with #20 for first since his name has brown in it. I haven't been to church in a loooong time, so hearing church bells would probably be good for me, so I'll go with #5 for second since it has bells in the name. I like cork, because that means you opened a bottle of wine, so let's go with the cork guy for third so #16 there. And I definitely like some good tail so let's go with the tail guy #2 for 4th.

How'd I do?

For the OH! Derby! I kind of like the Smooth one, since it reminds me of Orange Julius.



Oh...so none of your top 4 finished in the money.


I can read jibbersih...didn't know that?

philcski 05-28-2008 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I would also like the person or persons who perdicted Wig,Brown would win the Preak. and the Belmonts before the K-Derby was run....to come forward.

Actually I will take credit for that, since you're offering.


Thank you. I expect my prize of a 2008 Ohio Derby presented by the OH Lottery shirt in the mail by next week. :cool:

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:24 PM

^^^NoProof.

philcski 05-28-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh...so none of your top 4 finished in the money.


I can read jibbersih...didn't know that?

DAMMIT!!!! :mad: This is the LAST time I get my picks from Pam Anderson :mad:

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
DAMMIT!!!! :mad: This is the LAST time I get my picks from Pam Anderson :mad:

Yer better off copying from Bonnie Parker.

philcski 05-28-2008 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^NoProof.

Mr. Byk's radio show, the week of March 5th.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
Mr. Byk's radio show, the week of March 5th.

I'm sure copies are available....unless a CRUISING happened.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:30 PM

Hooligans thwarted once again.



The Raiders of the Frost Bark won't dare enter SnowyWoods.

philcski 05-28-2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm sure copies are available....unless a CRUISING happened.

define "cruising"... is this akin to Scav's alleging of a "faulty radar detector"?

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:31 PM

Hey...Scavanatah!
























FASTER!


FASTER!!



FASTER!!!

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philcski
define "cruising"... is this akin to Scav's alleging of a "faulty radar detector"?


CRUISING is the title of the movie in which Al Capacino portrays a guy turned into a flaming gay cop.



It's funny how it has disappeared from fine movie stores everywhere.

Bigsmc 05-28-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Poor guy...

:mad:

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:36 PM

Oh My God!!



The Indians Are Playing!

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:39 PM

They're losing .

Phooey.

philcski 05-28-2008 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
CRUISING is the title of the movie in which Al Capacino portrays a guy turned into a flaming gay cop.



It's funny how it has disappeared from fine movie stores everywhere.

Ah... never saw that one. I suppose PETA had something to do with it being removed from Blockbusters everywhere.

Mortimer 05-28-2008 12:43 PM

I think Al's 10 mill had more to do with it.



If Ms. Parker had hooked up with Bob Friedman...they would have been Bonnie and Fried.


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