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Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:36 PM

I am LEAVING!



And I studied ............FOR THIS!!??




:mad:

FGFan 06-20-2008 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well...OK. Watch this...I'm going to impress you. I'll take my shirt off and show you a muscle group I am particularly proud of......my obliques:





pose












What do you think? Pretty spiffy---aye?

It's really hard to see being your translucent and what not.
God it's hard to see poses by a ghost.

Can you make yourself materialize a bit better?

FGFan 06-20-2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I am LEAVING!



And I studied ............FOR THIS!!??




:mad:

WHY!
:(

FGFan 06-20-2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well...OK. Watch this...I'm going to impress you. I'll take my shirt off and show you a muscle group I am particularly proud of......my obliques:





pose












What do you think? Pretty spiffy---aye?

Very spiffy! :tro: :tro:

OK feel better now.

You left me in the CAH-SOL alone in the night with the spider and the cat....:mad:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:54 PM

You weren't supposed to BE in the ...CAH-SOl!


You were supposed to be with ME...here in the Secret Garden.


I am ssssso cheesed off .










But thanks for your approval of my obliques.

FGFan 06-20-2008 10:55 PM

OK be that way..
but I leave you with a song


Hush hush, sweet Franny
Franny, don't you cry
Hush hush, sweet Franny
He'll love you till he dies
Oh, hold him darling
Please hold him tight
And brush the tear from your eye
You weep because you had a dream last night
You dreamed that he said goodbye
He held two roses within his hand
Two roses he gave to you
The red rose tells you of his passion
The white rose his love so true
(Chorus)
And every night after he shall die
Yes every night when he's gone
The wind will sing you this lullaby
Sweet Franny was loved by MORTE"

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:56 PM

And it's almost midnight...I have to haunt!


You have ruined everything...PHOOEY on you!





:mad:

FGFan 06-20-2008 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You weren't supposed to BE in the ...CAH-SOl!


You were supposed to be with ME...here in the Secret Garden.


I am ssssso cheesed off .










But thanks for your approval of my obliques.

I thought you were haunting too..:zz:

I brought my pointed tin foil hat for the adventure.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
OK be that way..
but I leave you with a song


Hush hush, sweet Franny
Franny, don't you cry
Hush hush, sweet Franny
He'll love you till he dies
Oh, hold him darling
Please hold him tight
And brush the tear from your eye
You weep because you had a dream last night
You dreamed that he said goodbye
He held two roses within his hand
Two roses he gave to you
The red rose tells you of his passion
The white rose his love so true
(Chorus)
And every night after he shall die
Yes every night when he's gone
The wind will sing you this lullaby
Sweet Franny was loved by MORTE"








HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!









































THUD

FGFan 06-20-2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And it's almost midnight...I have to haunt!


You have ruined everything...PHOOEY on you!





:mad:

You didn't like my song?
:(

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:01 PM

I...













...........thud

FGFan 06-20-2008 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
OK be that way..
but I leave you with a song


Hush hush, sweet Franny
Franny, don't you cry
Hush hush, sweet Franny
He'll love you till he dies
Oh, hold him darling
Please hold him tight
And brush the tear from your eye
You weep because you had a dream last night
You dreamed that he said goodbye
He held two roses within his hand
Two roses he gave to you
The red rose tells you of his passion
The white rose his love so true
(Chorus)
And every night after he shall die
Yes every night when he's gone
The wind will sing you this lullaby
Sweet Franny was loved by MORTE"

This really should have been in the castle..well it's not a haunting but it is Betty Davis Eyes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahWsZ9BXIo

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
This really should have been in the castle..well it's not a haunting but it is Betty Davis Eyes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahWsZ9BXIo




It is???



....uhm.....CAH-SOL??




uh no

FGFan 06-21-2008 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It is???



....uhm.....CAH-SOL??




uh no

Uh mr. movie man, spit out golden eye without a google..you don't know this movie?

Mortimer 06-21-2008 12:11 AM

I really don't.

I thought I was going to hear Bette Davis Eyes.






But I do love to ...critique-----discuss!

FGFan 06-21-2008 12:25 AM

Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte, B&W 1960's movie, very creepy and strange set in Louisiana. Bette Davis was just crazy in it, Olivia Dehavilland, Joseph Cotten....

But here ya go...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-RdAzkKlXY

Mortimer 06-21-2008 12:31 AM

I'll have to try and see it....but that was much better.

Too kind.

Mortimer 06-24-2008 11:07 AM

Hush hush, sweet Franny
Franny, don't you cry
Hush hush, sweet Franny
He'll love you till he dies
Oh, hold him darling
Please hold him tight
And brush the tear from your eye
You weep because you had a dream last night
You dreamed that he said goodbye
He held two roses within his hand
Two roses he gave to you
The red rose tells you of his passion
The white rose his love so true
(Chorus)
And every night after he shall die
Yes every night when he's gone
The wind will sing you this lullaby
Sweet Franny was loved by MORTE"




:{>: :{>: :{>: :{>:

FGFan 06-26-2008 05:05 PM

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Yoo-Hoo !!!!!

Attachment 860

A song to garden by:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_exY9ptMbA

Mortimer 06-26-2008 05:24 PM

OH MINE GOD!!













fr&l-a!!!






It's a PAR-TAY!!














..uh-oh.....I have a woody.

geeker2 06-26-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OH MINE GOD!!



fr&l-a!!!


It's a PAR-TAY!!

..uh-oh.....I have a woody.


call your doctor if it lasts more than 4-6 hours...and next time cut the pill in half :D

Mortimer 06-26-2008 07:07 PM

I have written a garden poim for you,Franny:





I wish to plant your lovely.........................................nah .












I see the stem..I see your ulna
I see the petals ...I see your .............................no--better not.



















In the garden pretty
With you I would like to sitty
At me you would yell like Mr. Whipples
Don't touch my.......................................ah don't thank so.















The flowers in the West
My hands on your....................................I cannot do this thing.

































Phooey.

Mortimer 06-26-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
call your doctor if it lasts more than 4-6 hours...and next time cut the pill in half :D



It comes naturally.


That's the problem.

Mortimer 06-26-2008 07:24 PM

with the flower nectar ..you i would annoint
so that you may take a hold of my fine,strong..................

















..i give up already.

Mortimer 06-26-2008 07:26 PM

the flowers

the skies

the grass






your powers


your eyes


your..............












..that's it---I quit.

Mortimer 06-27-2008 09:48 AM

Franny....Garden time?







;)

FGFan 06-28-2008 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OH MINE GOD!!


fr&l-a!!!


It's a PAR-TAY!!


..uh-oh.....I have a woody.


OH MY !!!!


You really need to get out of the basement more often if a twinkling flower and a Ricky Nelson song gets you excited.....:p



I have a poem for today but I think it should go in the CAH-SOL.

Mortimer 06-28-2008 12:20 PM

I will never return to the Secret Garden again.

FGFan 06-28-2008 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I will never return to the Secret Garden again.

Why?

.........:{>: :{>: .........

Mortimer 06-28-2008 01:40 PM

liah

Mortimer 06-28-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Why?

.........:{>: :{>: .........









http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrBxb...eature=related

FGFan 06-28-2008 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

BUT AHHHHH DO......well sort of.

:o
:p
:)
:{>:


Didn't you at one time have featherhands or was that someone else? How did you type with featherhands?

Very haunted castle type lightening right now,
I'll be back later there is 日本 racing tonite.

Mortimer 06-28-2008 04:17 PM

Didn't you at one time have featherhands ( gosh..you noticed) or was that someone else? ( you couldn't tell??? ) How did you type with featherhands? ( I didn't ...;) )

Very haunted castle type lightening right now, ( it's been doing that here for days )
I'll be back later ( stop calling me later )there is 日本 racing tonite.

Mortimer 07-08-2008 12:00 PM

YOO-HOO!



Franny-poo!





I have my gardening outfit on......a very long t-shirt.....and nothing else.


;) ;)

FGFan 07-08-2008 12:12 PM

Yikes, you are fast aren't you!!!!!

As long as it isn't that Richard Simmons outfit!!!!!!!



Gardening attire donned, so what shall we plant today????



Iknewyamissedmemorty........:p

Mortimer 07-08-2008 12:13 PM

Franny...don't forget to bring your pretty bush for planting,Dahling.


KISS-KISS!!

Mortimer 07-08-2008 12:13 PM

WHOA!!



!..that was fast!



LOVE the pretty suit,ma'am.

Mortimer 07-08-2008 12:14 PM

She left already!!






What a sissy.

FGFan 07-08-2008 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
She left already!!






What a sissy.

NO AH DIDN'T....





It's quite amazing how quickly I can make things grow!!!!!




Mortimer 07-08-2008 12:31 PM

i'll Say It Is!!


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