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Please don't confront him with his failures.




He's aware of them.










Alan Speegish

Hello.



I am Alan Speegish.










And you're not.








Speegish would like to dedicate this to another successful hunting season at Sara'sToga:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN1Jdt6b_ek













Alan Speegish

SOMEONE HAS DONE ANOTHER THING.






WHO HAS DONE THIS THING??








Where is your SnowyWoods location....Jezzy???























Alan Speegish

Just for the record, since my eyeliner seems to keep coming up -- it gets worn when I perform my music, and even then, not all the time.

So while it shows up on my myspace since that page is for my music, it's not like I'm caking on eyeliner in the morning before I head to work or when I go out with my friends -- it gets worn one night at a time, usually only a handful of times every year.

Just had to get that out there, because it has apparently become a defining characteristic for some people.


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OH REALLY????








And what about those crop circles on his head???





Alan Speegish

DebODeb has submitted her dedication to Mortimer.She did a fine job writing and performing it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZHOorugPI


Let's give her a nice hand.







AlanSpeegish

UnclyTrust' ode to PeeSchaeffer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluuO6wZzxE






Well done,Uncly.


Alan Speegish

Ladies and gentlemen....Alan Speegish has a special treat for you.



I give you The PeeScaheffer Spazz Band and their version of Jesica....Speegish means Thebbica:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NLizTbS08





Alan Speegish

Gosh...Speegish could listen to good,strong BanjoSpazz music all night..


...if properly frozen.







Alan Speegish

Speegsih will be darned.



BrownSugar also submits her dedication to the memory of Mortimer. She also performs this fine work she wrote:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07U_uKGfv48








Alan Speegish

Oh this is soooo good!



Thebby performs her own fine love song for the departed Mortimer....with Introduction by StevieBogs and back up supplied by Mortimers Forest Creatures.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUFXZvZ__0





It's got winnah winnah chicken dinnah written all over it.







Alan Speegish.

Here's a rare clip of Mr. Excitment doing one of his shows... yes....Dispencerwithout eyeliner!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_McQKl18M4



Alan Speegish

And now Speegish must go on to his own lifes fine work .


Mortimer leaves his own fine work as done with TheLittleRascals:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bhSFVcYceo






Enjoy.










Alan Speegish.

Was that you yesterday at the Spa? showing up at the Bar-B-Q with beer in hand, shirt unbuttoned and big beer gut. You talked to Steve and I guess he told you that "proper" attire is in fashion at the "Q". But, you returned in tow with a friend later on.....

I also saw Mikey O. when leaving after the last race.....


if that was you.....sorry I didn't say HI.....................................

!!OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

save the earth
 

Hello.





My name is Sal Monpatti. I am a MortimersFriend.I heard of his passing and wanted to stop by to say a few words about ,perhaps, the greatest horseyboard poster of all time only to see...this:



No need to justify what you do as part of your career to anyone. It's part of being on stage, on camera. My brother is an actor and has to do the same.




Mr. Philski...what is your primary malfunction here,sir? I believe posters are talking about Dispencers putting his eyelined eyes on hisspace.I don't see that as having anything to do with acting.



Do you know what that makes you...Philski?





You are a frog.



Yes...I said frog.






That's what you are, sir.

Who the heck cares who Morti is? Jeez. And I wonder why I stay off the board most of the time?
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Gee.




No one else does.

He's dead you idiot.







But who you describe sounds a lot like GenuineCrazyLady.

Another great Dispencer film clip.

Kinda funny considering she's the classiest chick on this board by far. :p

P.S.

Beware the REAL predator. The predator who eats buckeye nuts for his afternoon snack.

Oh?



And how do you know?








P.S.

Who is this very strange creature of which you speak ?

By far?


Do you say that because she has jaw-dropping, otherworldly, supreme classiness - or do you say that as like a "prettiest girl at the fat camp" kind of compliment. Like, she's the only classy girl here and the rest are certified trailer trash?


Or, a little bit of both?

Oh.


Now I see.




Everyone has become a predator now that the Predator of all Predators has died.

What a bunch a sissies.

Hop hop!

Oh!

I haven't read this thread but was so shcoked to see who did the last post..... :D

Hi Phil! Hi Morty! What have i missed?

Italian rope tricks or poetry or what?:p

philski i miss you my favorite frog!

I know, i miss you too! Back in Fla yet?

Nothing much, i was just saying that Brian Spencer is entitled to do what he must for his chosen career, ridicule or not. Didn't think Morty would take such offense to my defense of him though...

Oh fer God's sakes Philski.

I am Sal Monpatti for starters.





And I thought you understood what's going on here.Don't go PeeSchaeffer on us.

More like eating cherries together.







:)

Multple personalities pretty much explains it!

I think we should all sing How Can I Be Sure......... Together.

And what do stupid personalities have to say you stupid personality?

Oh well..it appears I am the last of MortimersFriends to stop in.





It is ,perhaps, time to leave dead predators dead.

This is Sal Monpatti passing on....



.....best fishes.








I mean wishes.

Goodbye Putz!:cool: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

most confused
 

But I suppose it doesn't matter. I already miss Sal & I barely got to know him. Life is too short around here.

I was trying to answer Morty but I'm not sure where he posted to me nor do I know who I am posting to now.
Okie dokie

Do you realize how ditzy you look??

Do you think I care?