well it ain't likely that "plutonic" relationships are gonna git ya there

Then pay the $19.95 a month like Hoss is.

I'm pretty sure there is enough of her to go around.

nuff said...cancel my order then.

platonic sex is the best kind....just get up and go the f*ck home afterwards:cool:

Oh poo.





Thebby has drank herself silly.

I felt sure she was ripe to cough up the secret numbers to the control room here.



Then it would have been bye-bye ParisHiltonFunBunch!!












=;>

Mookys and cookies...anyone?

Hossy.....get some Onion Chippy-Dippy into Thebby.




Just ram it in there raw....that stuff would revive Ted Koppel.

or



Get her on the phone with CowCat and let him tell her horse jokes.

What's the report on my conditions?





Have you 4 acceptances yet?

My return is a smashing failure.



With any luck Eddeby Abby will welcome me back.

That will make even sloths run quickly.

10-4 sir.


I knew Thebby would lose her clothes at a moments notice.

The other 3 fraidy cats will be much tougher.

Ply them with Uncle Barneys shotgun lipstick applicater......they'd like that.

Oh well.



I have to hussle back to Binodo's Funeral Home.

I'm being honored there for my Rigor Morty jokes.

!!!




Why she'd drop her the drapes for free candy.

Adiossy...Hossy.

You bet.





Oh.

That's a patented phrase.





Fucl< it.

I'll bet Thebby is dreaming of munchkins with Mommy Dearest 4 Prez plackards.




Boy I am in large trouble when the Jimmah Deans sausage whiskey wears off.

Anyone got any Black Oak Arkansas?

Oh I can't do this.

I'm trying to walk the outer edges and it just doesn't work.








Hmmmm.......ah wonder who...I mean what Printheth TwoBagger is doing right about now.


Probably inhaling noxious fumes to get ready for her rendezvou with Fred Garvin.

ahhhhh...

it's like a hot shower after a week of hiking in the sierra's followed by a cold beer.

been a long long dry spell.

carry on sir.

Thank you so much.



Do you think DimmyNervEnd's skewed DNA would cause a him to have a small melon/anthropod named AND?

What do you get when you mix Snoozing Thebby with Sleeping Beauty?




You still get Thebby as likes give likes.












Oh go on and catcall.


Do you realize how many valuable brownie points I just earned?

I'm going to tickle Sleeping Thebby's nose with one of Aunty Cooby's tail feathers.










ror!


She snarfed!!







Gee..wonder what would happen if I do it again?









Ticky-ticky!!











Oh my God!





She said..." Oh Dave Mason...now you stop that you big strong man...you."





mmmm-HMMMMM!








She has Paul Bunyon nightwear on....not very enticing.



I think I'll call Ghost Hunters over so they can film the place as well as her sleeping.

Then I'll sneak around making hand shadow figures to give them their biggest hit to date.







Phooey...this ain't woikin'.

I should go back to the HarleyRiders...it's where I belong.

morty.....or should ah call ya.....Dirty Morty.....sleeping beauty? well done.

Mornin Theb...Make today a better one...start the day off with a spicy Bloody Mary and leave dem damn pills alone.:eek:

I don't drink in the morning.

gotta do some packing:( yuck.

----

As you know..

....I am always.....




....at your service..


...ma'amage.

ooooooooooooooo
----
Thank you so much.