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Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:42 PM

So anyways.....too kind..... all of you.



And I will be back tomorrow to give personal attention to each and every one of you.





But I will be expexcting to see some name changes here.

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Tehbby,,,,



...you are interferring with my welcme home party.

carry on love...I must go get some beauty rest...you know how hard it is for me.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:44 PM

Duh...



...yes...now I know.






And I still think it a great visual.


I picture that Little Rascal girl.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:44 PM

ror!!


I knew it was you.....you SWINE!

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:46 PM

note to myself: if hossy is implying that i should need to sleep in to get extra beauty rest...well...I never...

blow kisses goodnight....

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
carry on love...I must go get some beauty rest...you know how hard it is for me.



Nightikins my sweet.

I shall dream of your rapture.



That doesn't sound right.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Good to have you back. I expect some real personal attention tomorrow as it will be my final day posting......





for about a week, I'm going on vacation.

i don't recall you asking for permission from those of us you'll be leaving behind!!!

where ya headed??

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Good to have you back. I expect some real personal attention tomorrow as it will be my final day posting......





for about a week, I'm going on vacation.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY....UPS!


I mean....awwww...I shall miss you sir.

Have fun.....take care.....come back soon.

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Good to have you back. I expect some real personal attention tomorrow as it will be my final day posting......





for about a week, I'm going on vacation.

secret mission....jeez, where's your spy talk?

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
note to myself: if hossy is implying that i should need to sleep in to get extra beauty rest...well...I never...

blow kisses goodnight....


Plant arsenic mist in kiss blow.

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
secret mission....jeez, where's your spy talk?


The man in the gray suit fall down go boom.

GPK 04-04-2007 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Kev gave me the okay, I figured it was enough. Myrtle Beach.


He has said permission....


go forth son...and party like no there is no tomorrow:cool:

Mortimer 04-04-2007 09:52 PM

Whatevah.






See all later....must go sleepy-poo.


Must not forget Zebra doll.


Cannot sleep without

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:54 PM

don't forget to lock up the raccoons morty...you know what happened the last time you forgot.

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Kev gave me the okay, I figured it was enough. Myrtle Beach.

oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.

paisjpq 04-04-2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.

I resemble that remark:o

Danzig 04-04-2007 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I resemble that remark:o


lol

i have a hands free kit--but then i get funny looks, people think i'm talking to myself!

but a few months ago a co-worker had a lady run a red light right into his path, and he hit her--he was right on top of her...she died the next day. sure enough, on the phone.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 08:31 AM

Howdy.




Just a quick post toastie here.


Oh wait a minute.


A surprise shake down is happening.


Phooey on those blow job hacks.







BufferinMommy.....





....LOVE the note you left dahling.




Maybe you'll make me a nice .44 magnum cake?

Cajungator26 04-05-2007 08:36 AM

Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.




My weapon is true only to Thebby.

Tell Mrs. Smith& Wesson I think they're just adorable.




A-HAHAHAHAHA

Cajungator26 04-05-2007 08:52 AM

Note to myself:

Almost cracked a smile over Morty's previous post. Don't let it happen again.

Buffymommy 04-05-2007 09:26 AM

Note to self:

Make sure to teach all the DTers how to booty clap...

paisjpq 04-05-2007 10:16 AM

note to myself: blow morte' a kiss good morning...tell him it's safe, i couldn't find any arsenic.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 10:22 AM

Felt pressure on lips...like warm ,south breeze.



Now feel wobbly...


...uh-oh.










thud

paisjpq 04-05-2007 10:25 AM

guess i haven't lost my touch.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
guess i haven't lost my touch.


Can't wait for that southern delivery!!!

Buffymommy 04-05-2007 10:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEvdTNNPd04


Everyone watch and learn... :D

Mortimer 04-05-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEvdTNNPd04


Everyone watch and learn... :D


There's place for her at the CheapWhsikeyDancers Bar.

Cajungator26 04-05-2007 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bababooyee
OK You are officially a cool chick.

And is that guy choking and kissing you at the same time? Lay off the hornball pills, woman!

That's my Dad!!! :eek:

I'm not that sick, Baba! Jesus!

Cajungator26 04-05-2007 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bababooyee
LMAO! I didn't know it was your pops!

Besides, you do reside down south, so... :p ;)

I'm from Orlando... that's more north than south. LOL :p

paisjpq 04-05-2007 12:02 PM

note to myself: remind morte' that 'serious' threads should not be cluttered up with useless baiting posts...esp. when one has a dedicated thread.


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