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Exceller 06-16-2006 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by whorstman
I friend once told me, men are like a fine wine that gets better w/ age, and women are kinda like an open 2 liter. Not my quote, but kinda funny.;)

I think Socrates said that too. Couldn't be more true. :eek:

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:04 AM

As my momma always said "it is just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor man".


You guys are all a bunch of pervs. NOT ALL HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. JAILBAIT DUDES!

And by the way, women in their 30s are at their highest sexual peak. If you haven't realized that yet, then maybe you haven't reached the maturity level women in their 30s want and maybe ya better stick with the young ones who don't know any better!

GPK 06-16-2006 10:06 AM

My preference is 38-43 age range. Women are FANTASTIC at that age.

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
As my momma always said "it is just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor man".


You guys are all a bunch of pervs. NOT ALL HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. JAILBAIT DUDES!

And by the way, women in their 30s are at their highest sexual peak. If you haven't realized that yet, then maybe you haven't reached the maturity level women in their 30s want and maybe ya better stick with the young ones who don't know any better!

High School is too young. Just out of college is perfect. Women are at their peak in their 30's because that is when they realize they are just about out of the game. Desperation sets in and they are willing to do anything. ;)

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
Actually men peak in the eyes of women when they are making the most cash in their lives, usually in their 40-50's. The thing that makes a guy stand at full mast is a young woman, not some woman his same age. ;)


Money isn't everything dude. Gotta have a hot A$$ to catch attention these days. NEWS FLASH: Most women worth having make their own money and want boy toys to play with. :p

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
My preference is 38-43 age range. Women are FANTASTIC at that age.

Dude, they should be heading to pasture around that age.

dr. fager 06-16-2006 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
My preference is 38-43 age range. Women are FANTASTIC at that age.

hmm...would be nice if they died first:cool: :cool:

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
High School is too young. Just out of college is perfect. Women are at their peak in their 30's because that is when they realize they are just about out of the game. Desperation sets in and they are willing to do anything. ;)


I have been a happily married women for six years now. No desperation needed for me. That excuse doesn't work. Try again dude.

GPK 06-16-2006 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
Dude, they should be heading to pasture around that age.

Dont knock it till you try it bro....Im telling you...they are more secure at that age, less inhibited, much more passionate...

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I have been a happily married women for six years now. No desperation needed for me. That excuse doesn't work. Try again dude.

The women are always happily married, its the guys that aren't. :)

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Dont knock it till you try it bro....Im telling you...they are more secure at that age, less inhibited, much more passionate...


See Kev is mature and smart enough to figure it out. Come on dudes!

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
The women are always happily married, its the guys that aren't. :)


My hubby is. Trust me I know. :o :o :o

dr. fager 06-16-2006 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Dont knock it till you try it bro....Im telling you...they are more secure at that age, less inhibited, much more passionate...


....ask my buddy wait until they hit menopause you'll be singing a new tune:D

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
The women are always happily married, its the guys that aren't. :)


And the ones that aren't probably married the wrong woman. As Ron White would say "Ya can't fix Stupid. Stupid is FOREVER!"

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
See Kev is mature and smart enough to figure it out. Come on dudes!

Kev is just saying what the ladies want to hear. Put some 22 yr old women on here and he will switch in a second. Men like fast horses, young women and good whiskey. Just the way they are wired.

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
The women are always happily married, its the guys that aren't. :)

WRONG. LOL Mine was "happily" married and I wasn't...

Hope your woman makes you happy... High Finance sure didn't deliver! :p

whorstman 06-16-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Money isn't everything dude. Gotta have a hot A$$ to catch attention these days. NEWS FLASH: Most women worth having make their own money and want boy toys to play with. :p


Truth be told, baby you can call me Tonka! I don't mind being a boy toy. :D

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
....ask my buddy wait until they hit menopause you'll be singing a new tune:D

They all hit menopause at 30 for me. Men are like stallions, they need variety.

GPK 06-16-2006 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
....ask my buddy wait until they hit menopause you'll be singing a new tune:D

My tune may change when I get older, but for the time being young, immature airheads that just lay there in bed hold ZERO appeal for me. Give me a real woman that don't mind a little "bump and grind"

Remember that song?? "I don't see nothing wrong....with a little bump and grind..."

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
Kev is just saying what the ladies want to hear. Put some 22 yr old women on here and he will switch in a second. Men like fast horses, young women and good whiskey. Just the way they are wired.

Sure they do... but they like good sex too... and sometimes they're getting that with their older wives and enjoying it. Also... your gf is my age... did you let her know that you'll be through with her in about 4-5 years? LOL


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