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MaTH716 07-12-2010 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 668383)
Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow! :D

I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.

RockHardTen1985 07-12-2010 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668381)
Joseph, why are you blowin up all your BFF's? Did something happen to break up the Facebook group?

Im just trying to be an objective reporter.

Sightseek 07-12-2010 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668387)
I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.

Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


(Hi Tom! :D )

MaTH716 07-12-2010 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 668391)
Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


(Hi Tom! :D )

Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.

herkhorse 07-12-2010 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 668391)
Lets just hope he doesn't get washy in the post parade.


(Hi Tom! :D )

Ding ding ding!!!!!We have a winna....:eek:

Arletta 07-12-2010 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668396)
Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.

:D

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Scav 07-14-2010 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 668383)
Wash your sheets beforehand and go slow! :D

This slow theory is for the birds. I am all about slow and sensual when I am in charge, but when the girl gets in charge, they act like they are riding a 4.5 furlong race at Los Al.

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668387)
I'm guessing that the kid is cheap speed.

Hey, it happens. Depends on multiple things such as the hotness of the girl, what type of toxins in the system, mood setting. I have found that doing multiplication in my head of random numbers give me an extra solid 4 minutes.

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668396)
Seriously, he should consider emptying the chamber before the date (ala, Something About Mary). Maybe it will help him get the extra panel.

I don't believe in emptying the chamber, although I can't say I have never tried it.

Sightseek 07-14-2010 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 668905)
This slow theory is for the birds. I am all about slow and sensual when I am in charge, but when the girl gets in charge, they act like they are riding a 4.5 furlong race at Los Al.



Hey, it happens. Depends on multiple things such as the hotness of the girl, what type of toxins in the system, mood setting. I have found that doing multiplication in my head of random numbers give me an extra solid 4 minutes.



I don't believe in emptying the chamber, although I can't say I have never tried it.

:D

MaTH716 07-14-2010 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 668905)
This slow theory is for the birds. I am all about slow and sensual when I am in charge, but when the girl gets in charge, they act like they are riding a 4.5 furlong race at Los Al.

:rolleyes:

Antitrust32 07-14-2010 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 668905)

I have found that doing multiplication in my head of random numbers give me an extra solid 4 minutes.
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Thats what I say when I see a hot girl or a girl is being a tease in a situation where I do not need to be thinking about sex.

"Think about math" "Think about math"

Scav 07-14-2010 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 668910)
Thats what I say when I see a hot girl or a girl is being a tease in a situation where I do not need to be thinking about sex.

"Think about math" "Think about math"

It works, and if for some reason you yell a number it is better then yelling a name :)

MaTH716 07-14-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 668910)
Thats what I say when I see a hot girl or a girl is being a tease in a situation where I do not need to be thinking about sex.

"Think about math" "Think about math"

Hey...........That's kind of insulting. :mad:

Antitrust32 07-14-2010 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668914)
Hey...........That's kind of insulting. :mad:

:D

at least, unlike scav, I dont have to worry about premature ejaculation.

So I just think about math at work or at church when there are hot skanks around.

My friend used to work with me & sit right near me.. and she's drop dead gorgeous with an incredible ass. She would always bend over for stuff & tell me ahead of time just to be a tease. That is where math comes into play!

MaTH716 07-14-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 668917)
:D

at least, unlike scav, I dont have to worry about premature ejaculation.

So I just think about math at work or at church when there are hot skanks around.

My friend used to work with me & sit right near me.. and she's drop dead gorgeous with an incredible ass. She would always bend over for stuff & tell me ahead of time just to be a tease. That is where math comes into play!

I'm trying to figure out why a girl would have to use the math card. What, you don't want to get all horned up at work or church? Hell how would anyone know anyways? It's not you are walking around with a noticeable bulge in your pants...........

Antitrust32 07-14-2010 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 668921)
I'm trying to figure out why a girl would have to use the math card. What, you don't want to get all horned up at work or church? Hell how would anyone know anyways? It's not you are walking around with a noticeable bulge in your pants...........

yeah but then it is difficult to concentrate.

Though NT also makes it difficult to concentrate.

I dont really go to church, last time I went was like 2 years ago.. but half the choir women were so fucl<ing hot that I just kept having a day dream about having an orgy with them. It just made me feel strange thinking like that while at church.

MaTH716 07-14-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 668924)
yeah but then it is difficult to concentrate.

Though NT also makes it difficult to concentrate.

I dont really go to church, last time I went was like 2 years ago.. but half the choir women were so fucl<ing hot that I just kept having a day dream about having an orgy with them. It just made me feel strange thinking like that while at church.

Heathen :D

Got to admit, I'm guilty as well of checkin out the talent when I've been in church. But that's the only thing that keepin me awake. Sometimes I feel strange, but I figure unless everyone is going to heaven I already have a first class ticket booked for the other place down south. So I continue to look.


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