Churchill never sent me my invoice this year. I signed both myself and my old man up as I was trying to get 8 tickets. I am assuming I would have gotten them by now so it looks like no Derby for me this year.

Probably wouldn't go anyways because this Irish guy is coming to Chicago on that Friday, and he wants to go sit in the bleachers for a Cubs game on that Sunday. I am breaking my "Not going to a home game until they win a playoff game" ban for him.....

The Irish guy is coming all the way to the States on DERBY weekend and doesn't want to come to Kentucky? What?!?

He was there last year, and I don't think he is getting here until late Friday.

I also think his mancrush for '24' might have something to do with it.

I thought all one needed to do was shine the Pimpman beacon and Scavs appeared, no matter where or when? The citizens of Pimpcity want a refund.

Yeah, all 2 of them.

I never saw the signal, but don't worry I'll put it out for you.




Oh S.hit, that's not it.............

The Scavs Air Guitar Beacon might garner even less attention than when the more widely-known Pimpman Derby 2009 lights the sky.

That is wrong....

I'm very sorry. When you are in Jersey this summer let me know and I will buy you dinner as an apology.

With that look on his face, I'm guessing he's trying to burn a mule with his pants still on......

Note to Scavs: never, ever, ever friend a DT-er on facebook. FYI.

This is beyond classic. What the hell would DT be without Scav?

I agree! But doesn't anyone else find it alarming that the girl can fit into Scav's t-shirt and more importantly his sweat pants?

That is pretty good, but they didn't fit her, at all.

The shirt was down to her knees, which was kinda hot at one point.

I'll bet it was, Pinocchio, with you on all fours in front of her telling her lies.

What the hell are you doing with my wife!

This is GOLD Jerry..Gold!!!

Good Lord, Scav. You're going to Jersey? When the hell you going there?

I'm in the wrong business. I get sent to places like Bumfuk, Ohio.

I heard through the grapevine that he's going to be spending a lot of time at Monmouth Park. But, apparently when he's not at the track, Mr. Chicago is going to try to add Mr. Jersey Shore to his resume as well.



What'ya think Scavs & Snooks an item?

I would beat his ass if he ever went near that Snookie chick. She is putrid at best.