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Mortimer 09-03-2008 12:12 PM

..duh...he gud uz agin fellers....

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 12:30 PM

I put 5 dimes on the work excuse in the dt sportsbook.

Mortimer 09-03-2008 12:48 PM

Poison Sumac wouldn't demand his attention.







He probably got his pud stuck in a VenusFlyTrap.

SentToStud 09-03-2008 12:51 PM

Panz, Huzzy, Dead Sam Dad I am,

You three should start a new thread.

Fill it up on Friday and Saturday night. Hell, humping over the computer is all you "predators" do on weekend evenings. It's not like you're spending time with women.

Friday and Saturday night. Post like your lives depend on it. Don't let me down.

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Panz, Huzzy, Dead Sam Dad I am,

You three should start a new thread.

Fill it up on Friday and Saturday night. Hell, humping over the computer is all you "predators" do on weekend evenings. It's not like you're spending time with women.

Friday and Saturday night. Post like your lives depend on it. Don't let me down.

My wife is an early bird. I can't help it if you're driving around Hialeah looking for your old washed up whore of one.

Mortimer 09-03-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Panz, Huzzy, Dead Sam Dad I am,

You three should start a new thread.

Fill it up on Friday and Saturday night. Hell, humping over the computer is all you "predators" do on weekend evenings. It's not like you're spending time with women.

Friday and Saturday night. Post like your lives depend on it. Don't let me down.

SHOW TITS.

SentToStud 09-03-2008 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
My wife is my sister. I can't help it.

ftfy, Chester.

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 12:58 PM

This guy is 50+ posting like a child on message boards and he's trying to act like he's a fuc|<ing night life superstar.

I can't wait until you die in the next 10 years so I can find out who you were and go piss on your grave.

SentToStud 09-03-2008 01:00 PM

Remember, Chester. This Friday night and Saturday night. Post like a motherf$%^er.

Don't disappoint me.

Mortimer 09-03-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Remember, Chester. This Friday night and Saturday night. Post like a motherf$%^er.

Don't disappoint me.

Work is demanding his attention...... again.



:rolleyes:

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Remember, Chester. This Friday night and Saturday night. Post like a motherf$%^er.

Don't disappoint me.

Go donate to Bold Brooklynite's imaginary wife's cancer fund, douche.

SentToStud 09-03-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Work is demanding his attention...... again.

:rolleyes:

Harold,
Remember. Friday night and Saturday night. Post like Dead Sammy's life depends on it.

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Work is demanding his attention...... again.



:rolleyes:

I guess he finally made it out of the 1st round of his retirement community shuffleboard social.

Coach Pants 09-03-2008 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Harold,
Remember. Friday night and Saturday night. Post like Dead Sammy's life depends on it.


SentToStud 09-03-2008 01:05 PM

Ok, children. Got to get to Naples by 4pm. Carry on and do not forget to spend all of Friday and Saturday nights posting hard as usual.

Mortimer 09-03-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Harold,
Remember. Friday night and Saturday night. Post like Dead Sammy's life depends on it.



Isn't that your wife's term of endearment for you?

Mortimer 09-03-2008 01:06 PM

WHEW!!...when this guy gets stuck on something there ain't no stoppin' 'im.

Mortimer 09-03-2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Ok, children. Got to get to Naples by 4pm. Carry on and do not forget to spend all of Friday and Saturday nights posting hard as usual.




The fish market closes at 3...dummy.


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