Oh my God.

I should have gone to the CWD bar.

That's kid stuff man.





Oh I couldn't have gone anyway...for I have a boo-boo.

funny...............































this sure don't look my mah junkyahd:zz:

Morte....welcome back:tro:

!!






Oh gosh...that was a good one!!

ENTIRELY TOO KIND.


But I didn't mean to...and now I must go---again.

But before I do.....allow me to make one final request for pretty leg photos--------from girls.

Yes.





Girls...not guys.






I will open my pm to you.


If you don't have pretty leg photos to send..then don't bother me.

Yeah and only pretty ones..cause we want Morte to come back again!

Attachment 936

OH My God!! My eyes!! My eyes!!

Thats it.. I am never eating again....aaaccckkkk

Well..as luck would have it ..my final plea resulted in 4 girl leg photo submissions. I won't mention their names....I did assign each one a number in the order they came. Each girl knows her number. I will not rank them so as not to have any hurt feelings,but they were all outta sight.

I will choose a winner and that is----------







-----number 4.

Her photo submitted was above and beyond the call of booty....I mean duty.





Gentlemen....ya wouldn't believe it.

I won't reveal her name although it can be purchased.


=:>

Did any of the photos show


Attachment 938 ?

Oh my.








Anyhoo...I should announce that I received no pretty leg photos.

I lied.






Again.












I took a photo of my own pretty legs.....and assigned the number 4 to them.







I stand here in shame.












I shall now go to bed.


Without my zebra.







Even he spits on my work.

What a shame!

I thought it was a reasonable request- but now they have left you holding nothing but
















your















tallywacker :wf

I do hope my good friend,James, will submit his own favorite operatic song here today.

I also hope Dannie explains why she stood eye level with a jockey;although he wasn't staring at her eyes.

I think I know what that is.


I was going to make a Dannie comment relative to this fine word,but it's probably a bad idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vccZS_8qOgo :D

Oh that is so childish.
















fr&l-a!!!!

Googlies!!



whoa!!






YESHIS MARIA!!







Oh boy.





















































thud!!!!

What's better than 2 pretty leTHUD!!!