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FGFan 07-25-2008 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Where is Franny??? I HOPE THE SERPENT DIDN"T GET HER!!!!:eek:

I am still on safari!
The serpent did not get me nor did I get the serpent.....YET!!!!
I am certain my magical snake charming abilities will prevail. Actually it's probably long gone....


Quote:

Originally Posted by Moritmer
!!

But are you shore?

I think they devastated Franny.

It was the curved one that frightened me.....h...:eek:

Mortimer 07-25-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
I am still on safari!
The serpent did not get me nor did I get the serpent.....YET!!!!
I am certain my magical snake charming abilities will prevail. Actually it's probably long gone....




It was the curved one that frightened me.....h...:eek:

I thought you did very well.

FGFan 07-25-2008 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I thought you did very well.

What....:zz:

Why are you lit up again?

Mortimer 07-25-2008 12:49 PM

What....:zz:


HUH?

Why are you lit up again?

Sorry ,Dahling.Now we beat as one ...know what ahm sayin'?

GPK 07-25-2008 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Yes I am..she parades those tits around and then pleads sexual harrassment when someone honks them.


Sir...Im gonna need you to refrain from all insensitive remarks reagarding Miss Andrews.


She's the sensitive sort...





























If ya know wha' I mean;)

Mortimer 07-25-2008 01:12 PM

She has rubber breasts and tries to climb the ladder by climbing the ladders of those in power.




I spit on her bra.














That was good!

Mortimer 07-25-2008 01:17 PM

I am stopping the diary.

I am now leaving for home as my screenplay writer for Warner Brothers deal came through. They have big plans for me and,unfortunately, I won't be appearing on NerdyTrail any longer.

Coach Pants 07-25-2008 11:13 PM


Mortimer 07-26-2008 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Hi-----smite this fool with a glove!!

Rileyoriley 07-27-2008 07:42 PM

[quote=FGFan]I am still on safari!
The serpent did not get me nor did I get the serpent.....YET!!!!
I am certain my magical snake charming abilities will prevail. Actually it's probably long gone....









How is the serpent hunt going? Is it a copperhead or water moccasin?

Sightseek 07-29-2008 11:41 AM

Day 1 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 2 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 3 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top


Day 4 - phooey

Antitrust32 07-29-2008 11:43 AM

I dont remember my Sarah's Toga Diary... except for 9/2 on Commentator was like a Christmas gift... I just wish I had the balls to bet more $$$ on him!

Mortimer 07-29-2008 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Day 1 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 2 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 3 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top


Day 4 - phooey


!!!!













fr&l-a!!

Mortimer 07-29-2008 01:00 PM

^^^ Pit Bul Trainer....Three Fingers Hossy.

GBBob 08-03-2008 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
No...Diane Lane was my love last month. Erin is the current flavor of the month.

http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2008/0...554x1200363720

Mortimer 08-03-2008 11:23 AM

She's a sassy strumpet.

cowgirlintexas 08-03-2008 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^ Pit Bul Trainer....Three Fingers Hossy.

Are you referring to what some call the "shocker"? .. oh never mind :rolleyes:

Mortimer 08-03-2008 10:23 PM

Well..I was referring to Hossy's ineptitude as a pit bull trainer...or at least his slow of hand tricks.


But I'm afraid to ask what a shocker is.














No I'm not.

What is it?

cowgirlintexas 08-03-2008 10:29 PM

well.. lets see...hold your hand out and fold in the finger next to the pinkie..
Use your imagination;)


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