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^^^ BusyBee
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A woman runs into the golf course pro shop and screams, "I was just stung by a bee!"
The golf pro asks, "Where?" Still screaming, the woman replies, "Between the first and second hole." The pro scratches his head for a moment and replies, "It sounds like your stance is too wide." |
This thread is really getting B...eeeeeeeeee rated :rolleyes:
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If you have sweety-poo hair use a honey comb.
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Let's have a bar-bee-q.
What do bees have in their ears? Bees wax. What did the bee say in reply to a bad bee joke? Droan. |
How do bee singers warm up?
By singing.....bee-bee-bee-bee. |
What do you call lith----I mean lisping bees?
Honey bees. |
Pollen all cars.....ror!!!
Ya gotta love me. |
A bee goes to the doctor. Doctor told him I have some good new and some bad new.
Bee says what's the bad news..doctor says you have terminal cancer and you have less than 1 month to live. Bee says oh my god...OK what is the good news Doctor says did you see my receptionist with the big T^Ts ...I'm fu*king her. |
If you are allergic to bee stings and are at the center of an earthquake and get stung by a bee.......what do you use to write out HELP?
An epipen. Somebody stop me. |
What did the cop say to the killer bee?
I have a warrant for your anest. |
What are the sexy stockings called worn by female bees?
HOnets |
you are on a honey roll Mort...don't stop now!
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Oh boy.
BeeHooved. |
Well ?
What are you all waiting for? Someone say something honey. |
Please beecareful..I think Steve Beeyk is watching you...
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Who won the 1972 Preakness?
Bee Bee Bee |
Oh fer gosh sakes.
What is the most popular dance for bees? HandHive. |
Gosh I hope Theb-Bee buzzes in.
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